Just because I talk about hoes who have wronged innocent peeps don't mean I hate women. I shoot straight and don't like cunning hoes although I like cunnilingus. I bitch about fat old hoes using photos 20 years ago but dat don't mean I hate women. Yes, I have a problem with fugly hoes using deceiving Aldo photos. I don't like hoes bullying men and abusing blacklists. I don't like hoes who think their shit don't stink because they bullied a few men into writing dem a 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 and go BSC over a 8 or a 9. Haters can hate da New England Gangsta all ya want but it don't change da fact dat I'm actually your hobby hero. I speak my mind. I protect da innocent hobbyists, I help create a safer environment against BSC  hoes. I'm your living urban legend and your hobby super hero.

NEG.  Can you make it so a "ho" can't blacklist you over a rating they don't like. Then we will have a free Gotham!

So...aren't you this fella too?

I protect wild animals too. I'm a bloody superhero, mate!

were in some real trouble. No thanks mate most of us here can spot a hoe on our own so go back to the pub you crawled out of and have a few more pints before you puke all over yourself and pass out

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I got my bat mobil ready and I'm saving da world.

Sounds like a high school kid trying to impress his "friends" or whatever they may be (stuffed animals arranged to watch him whack?).

You are good for the board as you are entertaining, and it's hard to keep me entertained and that's what you bring to the board.

You come off sounding as if you have constipation cramps, with the bloated gloating over something that the majority of men participate in. Paying a lady for her time is not a transcending accomplishment.  

Hoe is a gardening tool, homeslice.

I still don't think you really talk like this in real life. No way you do, actually. Because, for one, if you wrote a lady an email or called her using this posturing vocabulary, I don't think the provider would meet with you.  

Twas The Night Before Christmas.  

Well said

That poem wasn't racist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTU2He2BIc0

Now DAT was FUNNNY DAWG! LMAO!!

It also wasn't original and has been around for ages. And, perhaps more to the point, in no way did it across the question I was implicitly asking in my post: you clearly don't talk like this in everyday life, and it probably takes you much longer to type these posts as a result of this not being your "Everyday" dialect, so what is the motivation? What's gained by this persona? I feel like the reality is that you are a WASPy guy from Greenwich, ct or someplace similar who was raised as a member of the country club community and whose wardrobe largely consists of v-neck sweater vests and argyle socks. Am I close?