The Yankees are paying Johnny Damon $54,000,000 over four years to play center field.  He has to shave off that caveman beard.  My question is what part of your body would you be willing to shave for that much money.  It doesn't even have to be a part of your body and you don't necessarily have to use a razor.  

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Do you have a jones for JD or his hair? It's Friday. You need some good pussy. Emphasis on "good."

with your tongue?

For that kind of scratch I'll shave my entire body for the Today show cameras and then I'll let Katie Couric give me a colonoscopy. Every man has his price and mine was met several mil shy of 54mil.

...stir-fry the peelings in soy-sauce  and eat them while wearing red high-heels and knit stockings with a 2x4 stuck in my ass! And I'd do it on the Letterman show during the "stupid human tricks" segment! with my mom sitting front row in the live audience!

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hair, I will bring dog clippers and some rather interesting other acroutiments (if desired)including some rather "unusual" toys (yes 1Woody I know you are still waiting for me to make it to hot-lanta, have faith I will make it yet)

even Bev's hair!

(Just joking Bev, I love you.  I'd shave your hair for free.)(Wink to Chico M.)

This one was too easy. I'd shave my mum's kitty for that much. Cripes, you can retire with only $2 mil (that's $100,000 a year income for just a 5% investment portfolio).

But since you asked, for that much I would have all the follicles on my body lasered for that much.  



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