**Full disclosure this is NOT a gimmick**
For the record I make a good living and I DO NOT need a freebie. (believe me my job pays good $$$ and I add nothing of value to society - trust me)
But an Admin. Asst. told me about this today and I thought this could work for some down on his luck guy who wants FREE Pus!!
So here it goes:
When a large company is sued in a class action lawsuit and there is a settlement almost anyone can apply to be a part of the settlement class. (i.e., a shoe company claims you can tone your fat ass just by wearing their shoes - ring a bell - company is sued and the Admin. Asst received a check for $40)
Depending on the lawsuit the payment can be anywhere from $10 to $100 or more (depends on how many people apply).
Well this Admin. Asst. told me over the last 12 months she has collected about $600 in payments simply by applying on the website. Good for her. Now if she gets off her fat ass she could make 10 times that at the place we work at but that is a story for another day....................
Here is the catch it takes about 8 months or more to receive a check.
She gave me the name of the website that list the settlements and you can just apply from there.
I am not going to list it because I am not sure of the rules. But just google it!!!
P.S. NOW one of you said I added NOTHING to this board? Your welcome!!!!
Buy the TER version of "buy five and get the sixth one free".
The only downside is the "free" one is at the discretion of TER.
You may have to see one of the Top 10 hookers and write a REAL review on her....thus ruining her averages.
Good news...no screening so she'll never know who you are. May want to use the alias on that review LO
How about calculating the time spent on these websites...If your time is worth anything, and if you had half a brain of a monkey dying with AIDS, you would just do a part-time job or do some extra consulting and make that money...
I know your ass tried to cover that part of the story with disclaimer that you don't have money problems, but unless someone does, why would he troll these websites looking for class action lawsuits.
There would be simply no motivation...
But I still give you credit. You are the smartest guy from Ohio that I have met so far.. 
And I have met a bunch...
No problem...here goes.
For every five hookers you see...make sure they punch your TER hooker card. After the fifth punch you email this to TER for your "free" session. Like I said however, it is at the discretion of TER who the "free" session is with.
It could be a Top 10 hooker who will harass you for the 10/10 review...or it could be a hooker that is hard on her luck that week. And reading the local ad boards...that could be a fucking disaster.
But then that's the chance you have to take.
BTW...I get dozens of those faxes and emails for the class action suit shit. I prefer not to get involved as it's simply a waste of my time. But since you have plenty of time to fuck around with that shit...yea, you make a barrel of money LOL
I just received a class action lawsuit postcard type thing regarding my car..
The vin # number section matched.
I have to say.. The wording was very confusing..
I think I am just supposed to wait.
Supposedly I am part of it just because I bought a car..
Could use some help on that one
That covers his inet bills. Now he is trying to figure out how to actually pay for some pussy.
Oh..he makes tons. And when he fills up the truck with his daily plastic and cans to deliver...yep, tons
Unless you take those cans and bottles to Michigan, and get a postal truck for free, etc. But, now that I think about it, Ohio isnt that far from Michigan. Maybe RidgeFucky and Serp can hook up and pull off what Newman and Cosmo couldnt!
I can see my posts on My TER..
But they do not show up on the board..
Curlys post is gone too. Was it removed? And Im late or something?
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No such thing as free sex, bro !!!
but it usually turns out to be the most expensive kind. lol
...he'll report a post, fill out a problem report, screw over a stunned Taylor Steel in a single bound..."LOOK! Up in the Sky! Its....its....Curly the Super Snow Baller!"
That I only do that with one hand...And you have no clue where my other hand is.
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Really...I can't wait to hear all about it Mr. Quant LOL
A man of your background and financial wherewithal must have some great stories to share now. And with your new found wealth in clipping coupons, filing fraudulent claims, selling trash for bucks...you've got to be the wealthiest monger on TER.
Check with zangari about how to find sugar babies...they love big spenders like you
At a minimum you guys can kill time at the unemployment office swapping BS stories.
right now I am way to far behind the Crown Royal to understand what the fuck you are talking about, but I assure you I dont want any professional free pussy. I'm not saying the shit outside of the hobby is better, but I'm also not saying it isn't. That pussy always comes with a price be it psyche, wallet...or both lol.
I think you add nothing to this board other than comedic, bullshit entertainment. So glass half full or half empty take it however you want.
M
