What would you describe BBW as other than Buffalo Butt Woman?

Can you imagine being charged bye the lb? Lol

Now are you talking about guys being charged by the pound? Or should the ladies have a tariff for the Big Bellied Wankers they see?

...in mind when he said this:

O wad some Power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!

Let's get something straight though; I reject the use of traditional terms such as Lady and Gentleman in this endeavor. There's absolutely no evidence that those terms are waranted here. Asshole and bitch will suffice lol