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has anyone had an escort come in and provide much needed service

Of get lucky enough to have any fun in your room with a nurse or f
woman Doctor? Or is this only the stuff of the San Fernando Valley?

I could sure use one now.

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but can't recall ever hearing of it in a hospital situation.

The problem is that at a hospital, there are all kinds of different people bursting in at all hours so getting caught is almost a certainty.

Now if you are a doctor in an on-call room, that's a different story all together.

Hope you get out of there soon

I have 2 questions:

How long have you been in a nursing home fish?

You're not talking about your Filipino nurse are you?

But anyhoo, without wanting to reveal too much personal information, just let me say that I have been in a position to investigate sexual activities in nursing homes and leave it at that.

In any case, I'm still in my own home for now

Probably wouldn't do it if I was an escort, but a qwikie ... a rush  

Inquired to see if any guys ever got lucky.  

Thanks for the kind words.

JackDunphy292 reads

Don't be shy Fish.

What's it like? :D

GaGambler241 reads

I mean what are they going to do to you if you get caught? Throw you into someplace worse than a fucking old folks home?

Unless you have Nurse Olga from Russia who loves to give enemas

Posted By: GaGambler
I mean what are they going to do to you if you get caught? Throw you into someplace worse than a fucking old folks home?

fred-flintstone253 reads

l was in hospital due to kidney stones.  had tube up my penis to drain urine  hot asian nurse came in to remove it  she held my pecker with one hand and slowly removed the tube.  hurt like hell, but it was the only action i had all week !!!

Ask her to check your prostate next time ...  

Posted By: fred-flintstone
l was in hospital due to kidney stones.  had tube up my penis to drain urine  hot asian nurse came in to remove it  she held my pecker with one hand and slowly removed the tube.  hurt like hell, but it was the only action i had all week !!!

Everything ok?

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Otherwise they would have provider that service qs part of your rehab

I'm like a fine tuned engine ... when it works  
I just need to get laid. Or a BJ. OK, a happy ending?

You have about a zero percent chance of getting laid by one of the nurses, UNLESS you are already dating. So unfortunately, you can probably scratch that idea off the list of possibilities in your lifetime along with winning the lottery.

Hospitals are so full of bureaucratic bullshit and the threat of malpractice looms around every corner. Everything has to be sterilized a million times over. Conjugal visits are like a petri dish for just about every kind of unsanitary thing out there. :-)  

I am often proven wrong on these things ... but honestly, I don't think your fantasy is going to come true any time soon. At least not in any reputable hospital in the United States.
 

Posted By: nothrofboston
has anyone had an escort come in and provide much needed service  
   
 Of get lucky enough to have any fun in your room with a nurse or f  
 woman Doctor? Or is this only the stuff of the San Fernando Valley?  
   
 I could sure use one now.

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GaGambler274 reads

If I ever end up in the hospital, make sure it's in a "hooker friendly" country.

Or I suppose, an "un" reputable hospital in the US.

So just ask yourself, "Do I, GaGambler know of any hooker-friendly hospitals?"

If that answer is "no," then I'm afraid they probably don't exist.

If you have a private room then there is no issues as the door does have a lock "unless getting caught is part of the thrill" but i have had a little fun in the hospital with a friend who has cancer. He was a bit sore feom the chemo but he said the bj was a perfect prescription, especially when combined with the morphine drip. Lol

i'm not looking forward to it, apparently the recovery will be arduous and i'll be in the hospital at least 4 days.

it doesn't sound like i'll have any sort of energy for my lady friends to entertain me in the hospital, and i'm going to recover at home for a week after that, during which time i doubt if i'll be in any shape for extra cirricular activities either.

however i am so blessed that more than one lady that i see has volunteered to stop by and run errands for me, bring me groceries, a hot meal, etc.

sometimes it's not about the sex, even in the hobby

I've been banging my head against the wall knowing I was wrong but not knowing the correct spelling, which I'm usually damn good at. Well I guess if you're going to bang your head up against the wall, you might as well be in the hospital.

.. and the nurses can read them at their station, they are gonna come running if you get any serious action  :).

It would be fun just to see what would happen.

to the end of visiting hours. I may have welcomed the intrusion, locked in the bathroom. Guys gotta get help getting in and out of bed

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