I always wanted to try all the fancy sex positions, i.e. standing up, on the sofa... well there are a lot of things can be done on the sofa.


But the problems are:

1) most of the hotel doesn't have a large sofa in the room, (well, unless we fuck in the lobby)

2) There might be a small sofa in the room, would it be too much to ask the providers to do it on the sofa? way i see it, the small sofa is bit awkward to use. Please correct me if I am wrong and educate us how you would have fun on that thing!

Do you have these fantasy and how do you do it?

I have had fun in hotel rooms on every imaginable surface, including those small couches. Why do you think they call it a loveseat anyway?

french windows and balconies and furs. i'm not telling....

I find beds too hard generally, especially for sport f*****g  Some Radisson's have the Sleep Number bed, which can be cranked up to be pretty firm.  The floor? Who knows what's been there.

Well, I've used the sofa (loveseat size) for fun, but, in general, most ladies will prefer the bed, if for no other reason, because it's more comfortable, especially if the latter is king sized.  You'll never hear a complaint from me...the best things in this life happen in bed!  

Most upscale hotels with a king bed will have a love seat sofa in the room.  Great option for the journey whereas the final destination is usually reached on the king size bed.

Cant really get into CG mish Doggy RCG etc cause the damn bed is too noisy

Can't boff on the sofa or chair cause the damn furniture is too flimsy

Cant get into any spanking or fun stuff cause the damn walls are too thin

Gimme a lady who has a posh private incall any day lol....

A provider and I were in a hotel room and finished round one and were about to go out to dinner.  Ths gal, whom I have known for many years, always pressed her outfit just before going out, so like a gentleman, I went to the closet to set up the ironing board for her.

When I tried to open the ironing board, it was clear that some enormous weight had been applied to it as the legs were all bent out of shape and the ironing surface bowed in.

Up to now, I never gave a lot of thought as to why this was so, but you don't suppose, do you....?

Appliances, countertops, I don't give a fuck!

Having a lady bent over the side of the couch is fun, too...

Broke a kitchen chair once. Told the roommate what happened and he just shook his head.

But I dig, when the bed is high enough, me standing and her laying on her back, legs spread wide, or on my shoulders. I can grab her hips and pound away.

I so fucking dig the moans, screams, and panting that someone in the next room can hear!

And anything my lady might utter also...!

Allure` could've put her bag of 'goodies' on the ironing board....

I *know* you've seen that bag and it's contents!

Still makes me shudder when I saw Mr. Marcus.

All I could do was stand at attention and salute!

on the DC board by -nqbs- about LE and the 5th Ammendment....