Here's a story I picked up on the net.....a local man and his lover went off into the country for an illicit rendevous. She went down on him and unfortunately suffered a bout of lock-jaw....they were eventually spotted by a passer-by and the emergency services were called. They couldnt get the couple out of the car and so the emergency services had to cut the roof from the car to extract them....they were taken to hospital in the position they were found and seperated. This story soon made the local and national news. But the best bit of the story was that it was his wife's car!..explain that love!!!!!!
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