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Yea, I'm going with the latter. Vertigo is what you get when you sky dive too much. E.
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bluepillman961 reads

Open for the manginas, the hard core hobbyists, the ladies, etc. VERY few women have been flawless in all of these areas but there are some I have met. And I have had amazing fun with women who were flawed in several areas below, because, afterall, they're human! lol. In no particular order, here is my personal 7 key elements for the "Perfect Escort" and looking for additions/subtractions/comments:

1. Beauty- self explanatory

2. Great skills- ditto

3. Wide menu- no I dont EXPECT Greek, but dont peck me on the cheek and tell me thats DFK. No CBJ either. I'd rather just shake your hand. lol.  

4. Professional- she shows up on time for outcall, or keeps me updated if running late, doesnt email me every other day, dresses appropriatley (if outcall) , wont ask me for a loan, doesnt trash other ladies in the biz in front of me etc.

5. Stability- she isnt going to text me at 3:35 am, wont ncns me, wont start crying about her BF out of the blue, shows up sober, clean, no pimps hiding about, etc

6. Personality- I like longer sessions so personality is key for me. She can be awesome at 1 thru 5, but if she is a dead fish personality wise, I probably wont see her again.  

7. Intelligence- not AS important to me as personality, but having an intelligent companion is a definite plus over a nice dinner.

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London Rayne523 reads

I agree about personality vs. intellect. If I have to choose, I will take the witty dumb ass over the boring as fk intellectual.

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AlexandraMilw495 reads

I don't bring Toilet Paper with me... I hope my reviews don't suffer!  

Is that included in your rates or is that extra?  

I want to give my guys the best experience possible, so do I splurge and get them the expensive TP or should I carry around varieties and let them pick which they'd like to use? How do I casually walk past hotel staff with so many rolls? I want to make sure I do this right!  

Crap, now I feel bad that I haven't been fulfilling my guys properly.

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bluepillman427 reads

No offense, and I m sure your TP is just fine **shakes his head** but I'm kind of a Charmin guy. But I buy TP the way I buy fruit. I have to squeeze it first. lol. You know, just to make sure. lol.

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London Rayne428 reads

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sympathyforthedevil412 reads

but not too small!

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London Rayne336 reads

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JewelKat385 reads

Cant a provider have both?
Intellect and be a "witty dumb ass"

 
xoxo
Kat

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dantananot494 reads

it also helps if i don't hold the guys that review her in contempt.  when i read a review from a guy on the board that is a JO or DB, i move on...

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juliewantsu439 reads

Before an illegal mexican ran me off the road. :(

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bluepillman366 reads

Ok, I dont see no "sam I am". So me and Hound can rip this dude, right? Or is it a chick with a dick? lol. Fk, Im so confused with this handle. Or is it brown envelope? Or Gold? Or Yellow?  This dude/chick has my head all messed up. Like LR after a 1/5 of Smirnoff. Then she starts blowin' dudes in her sleep. Long story Julie. Tell ya later. Or is it Jules? Oh, f*ck you both. That'll cover me either way. :D

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juliewantsu363 reads

I just forgot the samiam on this one. Sorry. Y do you need to "rip" anybody? Can't you be nice with your verbiage?


Samiam

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bluepillman290 reads

My head is spinning. I attack the dude, the chick comes out. I'm nice to the broad, the dude fks me over. Its like playing against an ambidextrous tennis player. I can never manage to hit it to their backhand! :D

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juliewantsu332 reads

Programs are available in the lobby on your way out.

You really can't tell between male or female prose? More is the pity. So which gender is sliding closer to the "middle" of the parameter?

Hey can you say hooker on this board? HOOKER lol

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HappyQuagmire372 reads

I agree big time on the intelligence front. I like to bring girls on my arm to special banquets and such!

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