I submitted this definition to UrbanDictionary, but it was rejected.  
Maybe this community will appreciate it more.

Definition:  "god!"  (n, interj)
A penis.
Which precise penis is meant depends on the person exclaiming.
For a man, his own penis.
For a woman, the penis currently fucking her.

examples:
Guy: Now take it ... wow you're tight ... oh my god!

Guy: Oh god! She's fine! Let's tap that ass!

Gal: ahh, yes, just like that ... right there ... oh! oh! Do it! oh! ... Oh my god!

Hooker: (stroking my cock) Hey big boy, I like this. What do you call him?
    Player: Just what any honest man calls his -- God

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Humor is a hard thing to judge, I know.  And I've had a few definitions accepted by The Urban Dictionary, also a few rejected.  Keep trying, but this time make up a new word and don't try to re-define an old one.

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Missing their idiot.

Run home Forest.

-- Modified on 10/24/2014 7:18:21 PM