and in the morning the provider rolled over and yelled "Who the fuck are you?"

Was she a bit zonked out the night before?

Sounds more like the kind of question you get from a civie you hook up with when they call final round at a bar.

Because I've never done an overnight.  First of all, I look scary as shit in the morning and would not inflict that, along with diesel breath, on any woman.  Second, I won't pay anyone to sleep next to me. Third, I don't like "wake-up sex."
Funny story though.

moving her toys aside really startled her...rofl...I have never seen wider eyes.

and a trace of drool at the corner of her mouth it was me who "yelled"

I had an exceptionally long Sunday that started with a buddy and me splitting four bottles of Champagne for lunch, continued with four more bottles during the late afternoon NFL games, then graduated to tequila during the evening, how many I don't have even a clue, nor do I really remember much of the evening.

Fast forward to the morning. My eyes didn't even open until somewhere around 10 AM, the first thing I had to do was figure out which country I was in as all hotel rooms start looking alike after a while, as I was getting my bearings and remembering that yes, I was in Panama, in my own room and that all appeared to be ok, I realized that I wasn't alone in bed. I was almost scared to pull back the covers, wondering just what I had dragged home that night, but I sucked it up, pulled back the covers, and much to my surprise and delight, discovered this gorgeous little Colombiana hottie.

Yes, some mornings are better than others. lol

BTW, I did NOT yell "who the fuck are you?" come to think of it, I never even asked her name until well after our wake up sex, and just before I asked her to spend another day with me, a slightly more sober day of course.

If you're really comfortable with someone overnights are pretty nice but there are since things you just can't do with everyone --like wake up next to them

unless you're in prison.

I bought her a Johnny Walker gift box and all that is left are the coasters...hehehe

NO guy really gives a fuck what a woman who is giving him a morning blow job looks like.

After he comes, now that's a different story however. lol

Joke. I don't look good in the morning, so I usually have to sneak out of bed and go primp before he gets up and wants a bj.

and my cock doesn't mind bad breath...

and do you really put makeup on your ass? That seems a bit excessive even for a high volume hooker, much less one that only fucks once a month.

Forgetting where the hell I am. Luckily, I remember before I scream.

My ass is fine ha ha. Yes, I literally get out of bed, make coffee, and take a full on bath then do my makeup before I crawl back into bed with an overnight guest. In fact, I did that shit both times I was married. I wear makeup to go swimming lol.

Overnights are great, especially with Jamie! As long as you don't need a lot of sleep !

Buster is my favorite. That is all.

that we are extremely insulted by your calling Gamber a moron.  Please withdraw your demeaning assertion post haste.

I talk in my sleep, squirm around, and now I guess punch 'em in the stomach with my head.

By the way I appreciate the effort to look good for the morning BJ but I am willing to let it slide in order to save time.  lol.

Re: If this really happened to you, it's the funniest goddamn thing I've ever heard.

guilty

Re: If this really happened to you, it's the funniest goddamn thing I've ever heard.

"Who the fuck are you" reveals herself...absolutely true ...I'll brave that a second time...it was sooo much fun...jinni..."I'm on my way"... lol