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AintFuckinRocketScience 597 reads
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In fact 9/10 of the lurid activities I enjoy would be impeded by the constrictions therein.

inxsnnj2128 reads

I'm sure everyone's experience is different, but my experience is most providers do not like getting under the covers.  If at a hotel, they often have the session lying atop the bed cover (which I personally think is kind of icky; I'm not sure often hotels wash those bed covers).  If not at a hotel, they usually have the session atop a mattress (with a sheet, of course), but still nothing atop.

Is there a reason why?  Personally I like getting under the covers during the snuggly parts of the session (and even during some of the sex).  Is is just more work b/c your messing everything up on the bed?  Another explanation?

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keystonekid1490 reads

Saw a documentary once where they used an x-ray type camera to show all the dirt, grime, stains, etc. on the bed spread.  I always pull the bed spread down when it is my hotel room.  I really don't want to "catch anything" from the previous guest in that room.

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bikebryan989 reads

They don't use an x-ray anything.  It's just a simple UV lamp (aka, a blacklight).

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2nd2nun1941 reads

I have been managing hotels for almost twenty years. We always washed the bedspreads as often as people do at home or sometimes more frequently.  When one of the networks does a special (yellow journalism) of this type, they ALWAYS choose the worse case or situation and only show THAT case.  In order to show the worse cases they probably visited twenty hotels and picked the worst five or six.  I also have a suggestion, after washing your own bedspread scan it with a black light.  I guarantee you will discover it still has dirt, grime and stains.

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Lisa Real1637 reads

with you either.

Can you blame them ?

They are looking for quick get-away.

That is sweet though, you want them under the covers, aww.

You are cute like a kitten.

xo Lisa

xo Lisa

-- Modified on 2/6/2007 5:53:19 PM

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Highandtight1042 reads

I want my lady on top of the sheets so I can see her naked body with those big tits, shaved  pussy, and a pair of sexy strappy high heels, with red polish on her fingers and toes............wait !!! I'll be right back after I clean up this mess in my shorts.

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Not4lng807 reads

... imagine all the wet spots and crusty ones she would have to deal with after a 'hard' day at the office.

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SinsOfTheFlesh1483 reads

I prefer not to get under the covers for the simple fact that things can get rather.....well....warm at times. (Sex is the best aerobics after all). Not to mention that the darned covers get in the way most of the time.

But I do get your point about enjoying being wrapped up the sheets when its time to cuddle. So I offer a compromise - first, we can cavort to our heart's conent on top of the sheets, then crawl under to snuggle for a while. Fair enough?

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inxsnnj1358 reads

Fair.

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AintFuckinRocketScience598 reads

In fact 9/10 of the lurid activities I enjoy would be impeded by the constrictions therein.

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JayJ.962 reads

Please share your identity being you are so concerned about ours. You only posted one time on the NY board yet you asked users to share thir names but than you go in Newbie section claiming to be new (with reviews)

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inxsnnj1580 reads

When you get back to your normal dosage and are no longer delusional, let me know.

In the meantime, your post is pretty obnoxious.  I'm not posting under an alias.  Anyone can see I'm a hobbyist.  Are you honestly asking me to post my civilian name, phone number and home address?  Maybe I should just post my social security number.  Really, your WHO ARE YOU post is just a pile of horseshit.

I have not posted only once on the NY board, I've posted there several times.  I am new to this site, and I have a lot of questions, but I am dutifully putting up my reviews as I go.  If you have a problem with that, or think that presents a contradiction, then you really are an idiot.

Asking people who tout available providers to explain who they are (hobbyist, provider, shill, whatever) is not unreasonable, since I am not much likely to follow the advice of a shill for an agency.  Nor am I much likely to follow the advice of someone who could be LE.

You, for example, appear to have been posting on the boards since last fall, yet you have zero reviews, and most of your posts seem to be shilling for someone, attacking a provider, or just contain a bunch of nonsense.  That makes me strongly suspect you are a shill.  Guys like you are a menace, because you are the source of a lot of the disinformation on this site.

Alternatively you could be LE.  Or you could just be a frustrated loser who never sees providers, which is why you never write a review.  Either way, you'll have to excuse me for treating your posts like the garbage they are.

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Lisa Real1448 reads


LE cannot spell or form sentences and ideas like he does.

Additionally, I think inxsnnj is cute like a kitten.

xo L

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