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Posted By: lungman
Ladies, besides the cash, what turns u on most about a guy?
The same thing that turns you on.

How much you actually want me.  

When the first email is a complete request for dinner without seeing my face or hearing my voice.
When that dinner turns into a sleepless overnight.
When that overnight turns into an extended overnight with you putting multiple emails and early morning calls on pause.
When you're finally walking out the door, yet still not quite ready to leave me;   however, you need to get to the office to make the donuts to do it all over again.

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Ladies, besides the cash, what turns u on most about a guy?

Physically or mentally
In the business or in my private life??

I vaguely remember u.....where did the hate start?

you are welcome to post as you feel.. I was just talking to Jessica

What is so anoying about asking a women what turns them on?
Far too many important things in life to get anoyed about.
This is all just for "shits and giggles" anyhow. Wouldn't u agree?

I am a stuck-up motherfucker.. who likes his shit only a certain way..

I don't like the way your write...You don't use proper words.. You write "u" and "ur" and it makes me go bananas. I absolutely go crazy and pull my hair when I read someone butcher English like that..Moreover, you are cryptic and vague.  

The statement that "You are annoying" is not an absolute statement. It was just my opinion...

Geez Lungman. You are making this harder than its supposed to be.  

Again, its not you. Its me

GaGambler1221 reads

It's not you, it definitely is HIM!!!

but in Dungy's defense, he used to be even worse. lmao

But if more than one person thinks its HIM.. Well.. I rest my case...    

I hope you betted on your Braves for last two games, because we are winning tonight.. :D

 
*Edited for spelling.

-- Modified on 5/1/2013 1:58:19 PM

GaGambler1047 reads

I hooked them up with the over 7 and cha ching!!!

what is that, 9 in a row going back to last year? it appears like we own you, but nothing last forever, except when you're losing, then it certainly feels like forever. lol

Go Braves!!!

I don't get hung up on things like u or you.  
What I do take seriously is, what can I do with the knowledge I have, to keep this premature infant i'm transporting from hospital to hospital, alive.
I rest my case.

FuckTheShutUp1040 reads

Premature infants being transported? Ohhh  I know stop and post on TER!

Dude seriously go back to smoking and have your heart choke another time. We don't care. You're annoying again. And your "I'm so happy and care free/woe is me/I'm dying bullshit is a big fat attention seeking trollrape of this message board.

Panthera12967 reads

Trollrape the board? That's a fucking classic! :)

Wow, I do believe your perturbed.
Go back to smoking? I never quit.
Troll rape! Wow, did u think that big word up all on your own? Impressive!

GaGambler993 reads

"Trollrape" that is an instant classic if I've ever heard one.

trying to impress us with your professional resume.  Do you have any idea what an ass you are for doing that?  First of all, earth to Dungy, this is a fuck board and nobody cares.  That's assuming they believe you.  Personally, I don't give a shit.
So much for GaGa's statement that you're less annoying now.  That lasted for an entire day.  What's next?  Asking Angel if she wants your "help" in return for pussy?  Or will it be someone else this time?  Who knows.  What we do know is you are a few bricks short of a load.
But I'm so pleased you are happy with yourself.

Your such a sweetheart.
A bit psycho, but hey, who am I to judge.

to be called a psycho by a stalker.  LMAO!  Keep it up, Dungy.  You are fast proving to our newer members why you were considered on of this board's biggest douchebags.
Here's a brief video for you.

TyAnd where did u ever come up with that stupid handle?
Sounds awful feminine.

Just like before.  And so sad.  Earth to Dungman: you have no game.

GaGambler1116 reads

because we both know that really is all he's got.

Some people just act stupid, with Dungy it's no act.

GaGambler1135 reads

but my post was barely an hour old and he was already as annoying as ever, especially that dumb crack about the preemie he was/is transporting.

Yeah, that sound just like Dungy, posting on TER while an infant's life hangs in the balance. I think someone needs a length of rope or an open window. lmao

U have such a big heart.
Your the envy of all men.
Oh, btw, u r wrong most of the time.

Looks, intelligence, personality, etc.
Personal and in the biz.

A guy need not have a lot of "money" per se, but she should also not be a dependent, and he should have a professional career, which can be defined in so many ways. Confidence turns a 5 into an 8.

oth.  The difference will be interesting!
 

Posted By: mistressjessica
Physically or mentally  
 In the business or in my private life??

I had wine delivered last night ness scary for a recipe I was main. Delivery shows up. He is about six foot two. Jacked. Ok for u old boys that's street slang for mutha ducks has ginormous sexy muscles. He has nicely done prolly cost a lot quality ink sleeved up. Dressed cute. There was a bottle wine w a opener stickn out n oh damsel I distress again I can't open it, hence the delivery of sitter home four pack with screw off cap. So. We get to talks I seen him around he made deliveries to my old house I had two years ago, the ginormous three bedroom ocean front one, woo woo. Yes that was a good summer. Any hoo.  
His face was like basically angelic, he yes was a tad younger than me, ok. So he asks me, what do I get if I open it for you. I say oh free bj.  
Doesn't this gorgeous inked up jacked hottie get the ducks wine open. I mean while have hair in pont tail and like not exactly the sexiest clothes on, I immediately rip my hoodie of to showcase my huge perfect rack. Duh, I wanna show off for this sexy ass boy with tats.  
He like well his eyes widen I see him lookn at me, we move the party to the bedroom. And I gave him well maybe close to forty min of the best head he prolly has in a while. Slow then fast back n forth showed off all the styles I can do. Tryn to impress him, I obviously want him to cum n cut again, nice eye candy for me for over the summer for fun in my spate time, which is well there's plenty of free time when u just escort four hours or so a week. Plenty a time to be a slut in your free time.  
Sooooo.  
In conclusion what turns me on is a gorgeous face. A jacked physique. Age thirty to 43'  
Lotsa ink he has to have ink, for me that's a must. A guy w no tats mm. Well . In my free time it doesn't do anything for me. Tan , jacked muscles, maybe a tough look to them.  
Nice stylish clothes. Mixture of preppy stylish, street, n biker. Any of those three fashion styles on a guy work or a combo. He can be wearin nice Adidas runnin pants one lazy day w a hat n a cool shirt then maybe designer jeans w a Gucci belt n a really stylish t shirt that shows off his huge chest n arms, with maybe full s
Even or even just a at around each upper bicep is sexy.   And of course the havn money part. Isn't so much the being rich or throwin money around its the positive vibes n confidence in a ambitious hard workin mans attitude that is prolly more so why women get horny coincidentally around successful men, I mean even if he doesn't have a lot money if he is ambitious, there's a rap song where I think it's ill Kim says "ambition makes me so horny , like a fussy n a frontin if u got nothin , baby boy better get up get out n get some, mmmm shut I like a lotta Pravda , amazed n vodka., whatever something like that.  
Coincidentally guys who r successful or just go getters usually also are more attractive cuz they have such positive vibes n r tryn to make something for them selves.

Ya gotta love angel.......she says what she thinks.

Me: Over 60, no ink, gray hair, not ripped.  I guess it was just the envelope!  Fuck!  And here I thought you love me! LOL!
Good story, babe.  You are still hott!
PS: Ain't it great our pal Lungy is back.  Hope he ain't anywhere near you these days.

"babe"...omg, what a schmuck.

How clueless do you think we are?  As clueless as you, apparently.

I vaguely remember hearing, thru the grapevine, that u were a lousy lay.
"babe"

You wouldn't know a grapevine if you had one shoved up your ass.

GaGambler1044 reads

It makes a good subsitute for rope in a pinch I hear.

Now if we could only find an open window?

GaGambler1060 reads

but after briefly perusing your photo gallery, I will confess I could have my mind changed on the subject. lol

Perusing????
Spell check could b your best friend.

GaGambler994 reads

Just how would you propose I spell the word?

and this coming from a man (I use this word very loosely) who can't even spell the word "be" correctly.

Are you intentionally trying to look stupid?

when I saw you'd spelled the word correctly.  The answer to your question is, dungy is not intentionally trying to look stupid.  He just can't help himself.  Gosh, though, I'd forgotten how much fun it is to play Whack-A-Troll with him.  Poor clown can't help but respond to every jibe while wetting his pants.

Stoopid is, is stoopid does. That what momma says.

And you are proving once again (as if it were necessary) how stupid you truly are.  You mangled your own quote!
From "Forest Gump:"
"Stupid is as stupid does."
And, yes, you are one stupid mo-fo.

i actually missed Lungman's dissemination and characteristic banality..now he has to look those words up..

I would if I could read...look the words up, that is.

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Posted By: lungman
Ladies, besides the cash, what turns u on most about a guy?
The same thing that turns you on.

How much you actually want me.  

When the first email is a complete request for dinner without seeing my face or hearing my voice.
When that dinner turns into a sleepless overnight.
When that overnight turns into an extended overnight with you putting multiple emails and early morning calls on pause.
When you're finally walking out the door, yet still not quite ready to leave me;   however, you need to get to the office to make the donuts to do it all over again.

Real life Turn on

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