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My Son is Irresponsible!
JustAGal See my TER Reviews 204 reads
posted
1 / 28
Udo 865 reads
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2 / 28

I have a son in college and he is getting ready to go to Grad School for his PhD. When he turned 18, I took him to Tijuana, Mexico since he could legally drink there and enter the legal brothels. He was a little nervous this trip, but he consumed enough alcohol to have some good cheap sex with the Mexican providers.

For the past few months I have told him about all the bareback sex I have had in Tijuana, Thailand and the Philippines.

He now wants me to take him to Tijuana so he can have as much bareback sex as possible. Here is the scary part: he wants to impregnate as many providers via bareback sex as possible as long as he is not financially responsible for the kids he brings into the world. He said the providers are "whores" and should have to deal with the kids fathered by hobbyists.

He has a girlfriend in Illinois that he considers "marriage material" since she was a virgin when they met and he is the only man to have sex with her.

I am a little taken aback by his lack of responsibility with the kids he hopes to father for providers and not pay a penny for.  

He said if he makes many kids for "whores", he has an impact on people in his life! He said that his sperm knocking up whores would fill his position in Darwin's Theory of survival of the fittest.

I wonder if most hobbyists on this board would be okay with fathering kids for providers as long as they can not be forced to pay child support money? No wonder the providers do not want to provide bare back sex if you guys will not support your bastard children fathered in the "hobby."

Dr Who revived 249 reads
posted
3 / 28

Make it all a family affair.

Maybe as a graduation gift you and your kid can both get it on with Lorena Bobbit?
Posted By: Udo
I have a son in college and he is getting ready to go to Grad School for his PhD. When he turned 18, I took him to Tijuana, Mexico since he could legally drink there and enter the legal brothels. He was a little nervous this trip, but he consumed enough alcohol to have some good cheap sex with the Mexican providers.  

For the past few months I have told him about all the bareback sex I have had in Tijuana, Thailand and the Philippines.  

He now wants me to take him to Tijuana so he can have as much bareback sex as possible. Here is the scary part: he wants to impregnate as many providers via bareback sex as possible as long as he is not financially responsible for the kids he brings into the world. He said the providers are "whores" and should have to deal with the kids fathered by hobbyists.  

He has a girlfriend in Illinois that he considers "marriage material" since she was a virgin when they met and he is the only man to have sex with her.  

I am a little taken aback by his lack of responsibility with the kids he hopes to father for providers and not pay a penny for.  

He said if he makes many kids for "whores", he has an impact on people in his life! He said that his sperm knocking up whores would fill his position in Darwin's Theory of survival of the fittest.  

I wonder if most hobbyists on this board would be okay with fathering kids for providers as long as they can not be forced to pay child support money? No wonder the providers do not want to provide bare back sex if you guys will not support your bastard children fathered in the "hobby."

Dr Who revived 246 reads
posted
4 / 28

I'd say he's got a really good chance on that.

Found this pic of Udo and his bastard son....now you get why?

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 200 reads
posted
5 / 28

By the way your son says Hi... He fucked one of your Mexican wives...accidently....

So Congratulations.. You are about to become grand daddy and a step father...

Right now Udo Jr. is very excited and sends his regards....and apologizes for the mistake..

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 263 reads
posted
7 / 28

you just can't get this shit anywhere else. Keep your pimp hand strong, brother, and for fk's sake...STOP REPRODUCING!

Dr Who revived 77 reads
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10 / 28
Dr Who revived 87 reads
posted
11 / 28

Gump had plenty on the ball compared to this dimwit.

Oh...and plenty of people are keeping their eye on this moron.

Not TSA...they're dumber than this moron!  They let this dimwit get on a plane...nuff said.

whgerfrg56u5hrghreg345 86 Reviews 219 reads
posted
12 / 28

If he does end up fathering a nation of Seedy Gonzaleses, in 12 years that entire part of Mexico will be off limits to you and your rusty nail. You'll never know who your grand-daughter is unless you carry around the following composite photo of what you son and a dirty Mexican whore would produce

Sphinxnc 19 Reviews 187 reads
posted
13 / 28

What else?

The apple didn't fall far from the tree.

Monkey see monkey do.

There's plenty of others but its not worth my time or energy.

ToniLove See my TER Reviews 190 reads
posted
14 / 28

Nevermind! Fuck that! I really dont care if I do offend you because your post is as stupid as you are! WTF kind of dad are you? I can not believe I am reading that you BRAGGED to your son about fucking strange women in a foriegn country BB! WOW! You only have yourself to blame for your fuck up! Sounds like you raised a freaking monster. I never even bothered to click on your post and fucking A! I wish I had not this time!
GKY dude and do us all a favor!

-- Modified on 3/27/2013 6:56:46 PM

OldTraveler 40 Reviews 168 reads
posted
15 / 28

When I logged on today I scanned the board and saw bubbleshorse’s stupid post below about paying up front.  I laughed at his original post, and howled when he foolishly tried to defend himself against London’s verbal castration of him.  I said to myself, “That must be the stupidest post on here today, and bubbleshorse is a runaway winner of the Dumbshit of the Day award".  He admits he is an ego driven self-centered guy who thinks the ladies should accept the totality of the risk, and on top of that he is too lazy to actually do the necessary research he should do before seeing anyone.  Then he brings a water pistol to a machine gun fight with London.  How could anyone make more of a fool of themselves today.

But lo, I seriously underestimated you, and I will never do that again!  I should have known better.  Your post made bubbleshorse look absolutely brilliant by comparison.

You are coming on here and talking about your son being irresponsible.  Let me ask you just a few questions for the jury to hear your answers:

--Where do you think he learned his irresponsibility from?  99+% chance it was from Good Ol’ Dad.  Odd how parents tend to pass on so many of their traits and world views to their kids, and then get amnesia about where the bad ones came from.  YOU took him to Tijuana, YOU told him BB is great fun, and now you are surprised?  What a hypocritical SOB.

--But wait, I know, YOU are different!  Aren’t you.  When YOU have BB sex with a woman in Mexico or Asia, YOU always check back with her a month later to see if there was an accidental pregnancy, don’t you? I suspect you do it on the same phone call that makes sure her next STD test is clean—lest you accidentally passed something from the woman you saw a noon to the woman you saw at 1 PM.  Didn’t you?  I am certain you didn’t teach your upstanding son that Ol’ Pop was a self-centered uncaring guy, did you?  YOU showed him you care and compassion for the women.  Yea, I believe that one alright.  I wish I knew a stronger word than hypocrite to describe you, but I don’t.  If I did I would use it to describe you because it certainly fits.

You may well be the most consistently irresponsible poster on here, and it sounds like your son is growing up to be just like you.

Congratulations, jerk.

shaggyk9 147 reads
posted
16 / 28

I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree after all!

newbie123me 167 reads
posted
17 / 28

He probably feels competitive towards you when you BRAG about having BBFS all over the world and wants to one-up you, for lack of a better word

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 159 reads
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18 / 28
StraightCountry 3 Reviews 145 reads
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19 / 28

I don't think Darwin was thinking of this situation when developing his theory.  lol.

I am guessing the ladies who provide are less concerned with raising a child alone than they are with contracting something, that best case scenario ends their providing career and worst case kills them.  

Just my dos cents

MagicMedic 5 Reviews 72 reads
posted
21 / 28

and it's not just you. I think they are clueless to how things are with that fucktard genius.  

However I will say this, my drink would set those umbrella's on fire.

MM

Panthera12 134 reads
posted
22 / 28

If he equates inseminating Mexican hookers that he has to pay for with his mindset, then he is not among the fittest. He should be neutered! He shouldn't be allowed to reproduce and neither should you. Look at the pathetic offspring that you have produced.

Of course your entire story is probably total BS, because if your "son" had half a brain he wouldn't be confusing Darwin with devolution.

55+55 does not equal 110. I doubt that you and he are smart enough to figure out what I mean.  

Panthera12 153 reads
posted
23 / 28

She is probably packing her bags to go to Tijuana as we speak.

margomatisse See my TER Reviews 163 reads
posted
25 / 28

Kill your son.

I mean, if we're going to be making up stories, you might as well throw in some pre meditated murder in there just to make it really dramatic.  

Just kidding. Don't kill anyone. Not even your made up son

maxwell44 23 Reviews 155 reads
posted
26 / 28

Then you can do a search on the "Muchos Hornos" (the Mexican version of TER), and from the drop down box, be sure to limit your search results to women with an explosive case of genital warts.

That way, you will be matched up with women that share your interests.

londonheather 151 reads
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28 / 28

wtf are you even taking him there for in the first place and showing him that and then complaining you know society has changed since you were 18 thrills aren't just opening a top shelf mag anymore it's way beyond that stuff now what was wrong with a nice go karting weekend...................................

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