If I were the only one who didn't laugh at your so-called jokes that would be one thing, but virtually no one laughs with you, the only laughter you inspire is directed AT you, not with you. Don't blame the audience for your weak attempts at humor, but if it makes you feel any better, IMP is even less funny when he tries to make a joke, so you are only the second least funny person on the boards. Even Fish tells better jokes, and his delivery is a thousand times better than yours.

 
But at least you crack yourself up and the rest of us get a small chuckle now and again at your expense.