Imagine my surprise when I received the following via private mail:

Just wondered if you had a real job? must spend most of your day writing what a wonderful dead beat you are. Having a life is something special, ought to try and get one.

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WTF?? And my reply to this gentleman:

I do, fortunately, have one which allows me the luxury of affording these lovely ladies during my noontime break, then the time to write reviews for benefit of the likes of you.  And yes, I do also have a life outside of the nefarious activities I share with you here.  Most would consider me to be a fairly well-rounded individual.

I sense you cannot grasp this.  A shame, really.