She went on to say how easy the money was "doing brown".  She gets $500 to shit on a guy & watch him smear it in on himself. After the guy gets the splat or thud he starts the smearing & asks her to leave as he does into a fecal frenzy. Some have "brown hors doeuvres".  The session lasts 30-45 mins and the provider doesn't even have to fuck or suck the dude. Anyone who wants to be shit on..... I'll do it for half her rate. Take me out for chimichangas 1st !    


I talk to many many providers every day and after all this time in the hobby I still get a fucking laugh out of it.