Almost all the guys I talked to said breast implants are a turn off. So why do so many women get them (fake boobs) when their real boobs already look great ?

Otherwise I suspect you just looked in the mirror, drooled your question to yourself, and then jerked off to your own image.

And they wonder why they are so often treated as sex objects in the real world too.

ask a woman who has them. I know a few ladies myself and when asked, it's always a 'better self image' thing. If it makes them feel better, who cares. I would never personally put anything foreign in my bod however and having felt them before, the 'feel' of them would make me crazy Oh wait, I am f'n crazy.  

You can't get it up?

Who said anything about 'sex' with a gentleman that size. I didn't. But I have been in the 'presence' of one (in college). I was like whoooa, where is it? (I know, that's horrible Ima goin to hell anyway)

It's okay. At your age it is expected. Unfortunately, not every female can afford the surgery no matter how droopy they get.

And not quite lol. You forgot I'm really 300lbs and really, really butt, I mean butt ass ugly. But at least my boobies are still perky lol thank you very much. Yes, even at my age. Nice try though.

They're satisfied with the overweight, stringy haired, dowdy dressed house Frau with stretch marked fried eggs for breasts. Most ladies trying to better their market value and positions whether modeling, TV, sales, sex worker, or just trying to hook a sugar daddy know that simply satisfying your buddies low expectations and even lower budgets aren't going to get them there.  I'm sure a majority of "the guys" you pal with also regularly boast "I ain't never paid for pussy and I never will".    

Any others you sent it to?

Posted By: RodTidweLL

How does the condom stay on? No lady has been able to explain that to me. I'm so confused how anyone could have sex without constant fear that the condom will fall off.  
   

Posted By: LuvTheBoardBoys

ask a woman who has them. I know a few ladies myself and when asked, it's always a 'better self image' thing. If it makes them feel better, who cares. I would never personally put anything foreign in my bod however and having felt them before, the 'feel' of them would make me crazy Oh wait, I am f'n crazy.    
     
  Anyhow, do they make penis implants? If so, there ya go. There are men with cocks out there the size of a woman's pinky finger. Yes, they do exist. I feel for those gentlemen, truly.    
     
  Same thing if you think about.  

Panthera did.  

When will the 'in person' meet finally happen with Taylor?  Ever? Never? Oh. Please stop pm'ing me about getting together and comparing notes. You're wearing me out. Thank you

I'm not suggesting that she laughed out loud...but maybe.

Lmfao lmfao lmfao.... OMG ..... 😉😛😆😜😝😋👏👏👏👏👏

I've heard that you aren't the only gal to get his selfies either.

'Olive branch'? Did you lie to me hmmmmm? Perhaps that olive branch was smaller than your apparent pee pee afterall ... or non-existent altogether. I think it's possible you're even worse than before lol. Either way, I do have to say, with how overly criticizing you are of women, your SO must be one hot tamale in order to remotely measure up and maintain your level of expectations. Geezk, the poor girl.  

I'm not a meanie...what do ya think I am?

That would be really creepy.
 

I'm a natural full 36- C, watch it!

Step (meow)

Here's the real deal:

With all due respect, I think it's pretty much pure baloney.
Many hobbiests like me strongly prefer the feel of all-natural breasts, of all sizes.
Feeling the supple softness of glorious natural breasts is perhaps the greatest pleasure/turn-on for me on dates.

Fake boobs have always been a major turn off for me. Yea, I've had my share of them and I feel like I am squeezing balloons. I didn't pay for that!

Yes, my GF is hotter and younger then you are.

But that is what they were made for.

Enjoy fake boobs hobbyists.I dont have fake boobs.

For your unbelievably beyond rude behavior to me specifically, and said you would tone it down since I obviously can take it like a big girl and hold my own. Apparently I was mistaken. Oh well lol. No 'skinny' off my back lol (get it lol)

Let's dissect what you said and profess.

Not 'all' of us will willingly bend over and kneel before you, there Zod. And while you keep the blonde beauties of this world at bay, the brunettes are a lil different I'm afraid altogether (at least this one). A lil more stubborn, a lil more wild and feisty before I would or could ever submit to a 'king' such as yourself

And I don't like the hard obvious feel of a poor boob job. But what turns me off more are seriously drooping breasts or flat-chests.

You know what they say about opinions, they are like asses.

Nice, real boobs > fake boobs > ugly real boobs

For me, A is too small. Besides, I've seen a couple of women with fake boobs that were so real looking and feeling that I never would have known if they hadn't told me. They were soft, and lied naturally when the women were on their backs. A first-rate boob job can be very, very close to real.

Never.  

I, personally, think fake boobs that look too big for the woman is a turn off. I like boobs of all sizes, as long as they look good on the lady they are on. I've had women who have had implants tell me the reason the got them is so that they would be taken seriously. I don't understand that. If a woman is comfortable in her own skin (whether or not she's had implants) then she is sexy to me, confidence is extremely sexy. If a woman knows she's hot, and she knows she's going to rock my world, she will

I'm in my mid 20s and the damn things are already falling down. Any of you are more than welcome to buy me a shiny new pair. I'll take an areola reduction too, please.  

I guess eventually you will get one right, but apparently not today. There is nothing against the rules about PM'ng someone to "compare notes" as a matter of fact it is one of the main reasons that PM even exists.

and we all know how you have PM'd other members incessantly, including myself, even after we have told you repeatedly to leave us the fuck alone. Unlike you, my dog has not eaten my homework and I still have the PM's if you need reminding.

I've ignored him to this point. It's all just so pathetic.  

Big fake tits have their benefits from what I've heard.

Not yet but said he would if I wanted him to. I didn't reply. What a lame, thin act.  

They were so perfect you undertook the time, risk and expense to enlarge them? Really? I'm just asking. To each his own I guess. I dunno. Perfect C's are pretty much my dream boobs.

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Make me an offer I can't refuse.  

Hey, you buy 'em, you get the first squeeze.  

Here are the exact words you responded to


When will the 'in person' meet finally happen with Taylor?  Ever? Never? Oh. Please stop pm'ing me about getting together and comparing notes. You're wearing me out. Thank you.

To which you responded

"If i am doing that report me to TER? Its an automatic suspension, oh wait im not doing it! eom"

These are your EXACT words, copied and pasted with all of your usual bad grammar and spelling.


Now let me ask you again, are you back on the pipe? or do you just have problems with remembering things that you JUST said?

Lol

Just stop pm'ing me dammit. It embarrassing how you have to keep telling me how you idolize me and are dying to have lunch. I was in DC last week. I didn't answer your pm's for a reason. Maybe CPA will do brunch with you.  

and as usual, even when confronted with the facts, you still can't admit that you got it wrong yet AGAIN.

You specifically said that what you were accused of was against the rules and would get you banned. Your words, not mine. I am simply pointing out the folly of those words.

What part of

"If i am doing that report me to TER? Its an automatic suspension, oh wait im not doing it! eom"

do you not understand? They are your exact words, no one else's. Care to try again?

Well at least the part about asking a statuesque blond is she would mind being a little shorter. lol

yes, I think many of us have our "types" and yes I too prefer natural over man made tata's, but a woman with a decent boob job, ones that fit her frame without being too hard, is never going to be thrown out of my bed for having had a boob job.

That said, I completely detest the boob or butt jobs that look downright freakish, and I have seen very attractive women completely ruin their looks by going overboard on surgery.

even when they have tits that drag on the ground.

Some of us, (and them) have standards. Many women don't want to go through life with tits that make them a 7, when a little bit of surgery can make them an 8, even if they aren't hookers.

Did it ever occur to the OP that maybe women want to feel good about themselves, and that nicer bust line makes that happen for them? (and us of course)

But I think that boob size for ladies is like cock size for men.  Only they can actually get them enlarged for a few thou with relatively minor surgery and reasonably predictable side effects if they pick a good surgeon.  Haven't heard much about penis enlargements that I'd want to have done to my dick.

I spent 30 years as a medical photographer and photographed a LOT of pre-op, post-op and way post-op mammoplasties (boob jobs).  Scar position and size can vary with technique used.  Skill of surgeon, aftercare and genetics can make scars essentially invisible.  Proper placement of the sac against the body wall with correct sizing can make them damn near perfect.

You tell him. I'm sick of the pm's. Thanks

That has been one of my theories for a long time.  The other is he's a brilliant troll who always stays in character.  Heaven knows.  Thank god he has Taylor to protect him.

A few days ago he PM'd me to chortle about how he got four "likes" on one of his posts.  He's just adorable.

If he pm's her more than me god bless her.  

With me it's lunch and comparing notes on ladies. He just creeps the hell outta me.  

BTW did you see Perfect Storm's suggestion to create an RT board? I think it's the best suggestion I have ever seen on the S&P board.

Personally, I think he's hilarious even though it's unintentional.  To me, he's the gift that keeps on giving.

Ok I'll buy that to an extent. But to me he's kind of a stalker. Maybe unintentional but still creepy.  

They push his buttons because they can,

Steph

is look at yourself in the mirror !

Sorry I just had to do it!



Steph

"my ilk"
"sycophantic"
"brethren"

You are way too afraid of looking like a coward when I've told you MANY times that it takes a strong person to IGNORE the people that do this.

Steph

Well I don't know Nick, you're tied for first in my book there ol chap. You don't ever shut up. You're like the energizer bunny on crack. But then again it must just be me who sees it that way. Ha. Silly me. Ya big horse's patoot you.  

Easy to say when they're on 'your' side.

invisible woman. Completely 'uncontactable' (if that's a word)....by all technological means.  

are the same as 80 yos. We might as well be dead for Christ sakes lol. Go figure. Good luck convincing him otherwise. Sure must be nice to have the ability to defy the hands of a clock lol. I must ask him his secret (not that he'll tell me).

But that's not really why you stay.  You just like the abuse.

The ignore feature works well for people, who lack self control. You could always change your handle, and use the basic membership.

There is an ignore button, if I can ignore my sexual attractions to the Ms. TT, Rod should be able to ignore the "board bullies"

when 'I'm' ready. Not for any other reason

Yes but doesn't it also block his idiotic posts? I love,the train wrecks he provides us here.  

Never said I can't stand you. As usual you jump to conclusions. But your patronizing of Turdy is embarrassing to say the least. Oh. And my name isn't Grant, Taylor.  

Posted By: LuvTheBoardBoys

invisible woman. Completely 'uncontactable' (if that's a word)....by all technological means.  
   
 Except for here of course.    
   
 Your concern is very sweet Mr. Grant. Thank you. However, I thought you were seemingly part of the 'I can't stand this woman camp'....I am, afterall, highly unlikable.

Well, I did say to each their own. Of course what you like "is all that matters." Who would have ever thought you'd consider anyone else's thoughts on boobs. Have a great evening

Soon hopefully?

and my name really isn't Taylor.

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Thank you.

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No where did I say anything about anyone leaving and I sure talking about you anywhere.

As you can see I'm still here.

She leaves all the time, only to come back with a new handle.  She can't stay away

Just don't regret eating your words Nick. Everyone knows you'll miss me most. Carry on then.

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Because you're not going anywhere.

no longer needed I'm afraid. I've had my fill to last me a lifetime. Adieu.

I bet you're already working on your new handle.  Anyone want to be how long it takes for it to be sniffed out? Gambler! Set the over and under!

Cosette wasn't picked on.  Certainly not by me.  I liked her.  She also got in touch with me when she left and told me why.  It had nothing, repeat, nothing to do with being "picked on."
Her reasons are private and none of your business.

The real abuse I'm about to get hit with just came in. 2 long years, I've been waiting. I was only here to help make me a stronger person when I actually saw what this forum was 'really' about. Why else in the hell do you think I (or anyone) would take it for as long as I did or act as ridiculous. Duh. I said all along my posting was for a reason and you bought it perfectly, just what I needed you to do. You, Panthera and GAG took it hook, line and sinker. You gave it to me good which is what I was hoping for. Hell, I figure if I can handle this shit from you tarts and not flinch by the end of it no matter what came my way, I could handle pretty much anything. This was a fucking pony ride compared to the real ride I'm up against. But I certainly don't need two places of it. You'll have to find a new dummy to kick around.

If your post is for real you are even sicker than I thought.  And I know a lot.  Much more than you can imagine.
You are just weird.

If you think I was here because of rainbows and lollipops you're delirious. The only reason I was ever in this world to begin with was to save up for the biggest fight of my life which starts now......to keep my children. You're an ass. Enjoy your world. It was obvious from day one I didn't belong here but I did what I had to do. And you can be rest assured you will be forgotten along with the rest. But I bet you won't forget about me not for one moment no matter how much you deny it.

Wonder what your next handle here will be?  And will it appear in a week?  Ten days?
As far as your "story," it's ludicrous.  You're preparing for a custody battle by getting involved in witless exchanges on a fuck board?  That makes sense.  Right.

I guess I should probably set two lines, one if this is truly her last post under this handle, and the second on how long it will take for her to reinvent herself once again.

It is funny, i can actually visualize her sucking down her lithium/valium/vodka cocktail as she pounds away at her keyboard. I don't know if her meltdowns have achieved "Deb" status yet, but when they do, I will be sure to have restocked on rope by then. lmao

but we got past that and she and I also had a nice conversation about why she was leaving, and I will echo what you just said, it had NOTHING to do with being picked on.

I find it ironic that she would reach out to the two of us "assholes" before she left to not only explain herself, but also to ask for a bit of advice before leaving, but left such a "nice guy" as Turdy hanging in the wind without so much as a CYA, before departing. He will never acknowledge this, but we all know that it's because despite all his sucking up to the ladies here, they still have no respect for him and he is the last person anyone, man or woman would ever go to for advice.

I am very athletic and lean and boobs are mostly fat and I had a wicked set...36c. I wanted my feminine curves back so I went to the doc and said...fill em up!

I don't object at all his choice in hookers or civvie women. His continual bashing of anything he does not find hot is juvenile. He might be chronologically whatever but his mental state is still in high school at best. I see him as a sophomoric 17 year old and adjust accordingly