Your title is:
Human Trafficker. Enough said. GalaxyWhat if I went to Thailand and found two Thai girls willing to take a working vacation in the US with a chance to really increase their wages? Most girls in Pattaya, Thailand get paid about $25 for GFE as they work out of the GoGo bars.
I bet I could find a few Thai women that would want to triple their income and see the US as a vacation. If I could get them to the USA, possibly via Singapore, I could set them setup for work in a Chicago apartment. They would get paid $160 per session and I would give them 60% of the cash and keep the other 40% for my services.
They could easily see 7-8 hobbyists a day doing a 10AM to 10PM shift and after a few weeks everyone would be happy with the cash flow. I would also get their services prop bono whenever I needed servicing. I can understand how this could be a great full time job for me!
I would call myself "their assistant."
I am a big fan of the Asian providers and was wondering if there is a way to hobby and supplement my income at the same time.
What if I went to Thailand and found two Thai girls willing to take a working vacation in the US with a chance to really increase their wages? Most girls in Pattaya, Thailand get paid about $25 for GFE as they work out of the GoGo bars.
I bet I could find a few Thai women that would want to triple their income and see the US as a vacation. If I could get them to the USA, possibly via Singapore, I could set them setup for work in a Chicago apartment. They would get paid $160 per session and I would give them 60% of the cash and keep the other 40% for my services.
They could easily see 7-8 hobbyists a day doing a 10AM to 10PM shift and after a few weeks everyone would be happy with the cash flow. I would also get their services prop bono whenever I needed servicing. I can understand how this could be a great full time job for me!
I would call myself "their assistant."
It has to be a real person. A robot is not nearly as creative.
Galaxy
Great idea.... Hopefully those pimped and trafficked gals will turn you ass over to the authorities.
And you're close to me as well...I'm sure Tom Dart loved your post.
You also realize how easy it is to get your real info...right?
What if I went to Thailand and found two Thai girls willing to take a working vacation in the US with a chance to really increase their wages? Most girls in Pattaya, Thailand get paid about $25 for GFE as they work out of the GoGo bars.
I bet I could find a few Thai women that would want to triple their income and see the US as a vacation. If I could get them to the USA, possibly via Singapore, I could set them setup for work in a Chicago apartment. They would get paid $160 per session and I would give them 60% of the cash and keep the other 40% for my services.
They could easily see 7-8 hobbyists a day doing a 10AM to 10PM shift and after a few weeks everyone would be happy with the cash flow. I would also get their services prop bono whenever I needed servicing. I can understand how this could be a great full time job for me!
I would call myself "their assistant."
There is nothing wrong with Thai massage so sooth a tired back. I had one of these each day in Thailand. The Thai pedicures are also good too.
You pigs have dirty minds!
Too late asshole.
Now you'll get a chance to go bareback...with no lube.
And no one will hear your screams!
I don't know why I am going to give a straight answer to an obvious troll post, but here goes.
Your plan makes perfect sense except for the consequences of being an American human trafficker/pimp. The only major problem you would face geting started would be getting the visa's and flying the girls over here, but that's when your problems would begin, not end. As a pimp/human trafficker you would have to house, feed, and more importantly screen and advertise for them. This is were you most likely would become "convict Udon't" As an amateur, and someone as dumb as a box of fucking rocks to begin with, you would most likely get busted in a week, the girls would get a slap on the wrist and you would be looking at multiple felonies.
Even female run asian agencies routinely face human trafficking charges when busted, a round eyed dumb ass wannabe pimp like you would be getting fucked in the ass for decades in prison, but don't let me talk you out of it, I think it's a wonderful idea. Not to mention it gets you that much closer to the coveted SPOTY award.
'Assistant'
That puts him in the clear.
I think Udo would make a great assistant.
Plenty of work to be done in Joilet.
He doesn't want to give up the annual award!
You mean I won and wasn't notified. You must be jealous
The fact that you are too stupid to even know you won proves the voters made the right choice. But you have serious competition this month, better up your game if you want to make it two in a row.
London gets to fuck the winner for free. Drop them panties London.
and I will be more than happy to provide her with the 18 inch strap on she will be using to pound your stupid ass. ROFLMFAO
Gambler if u have a dildo you must be queer. I thought you were all along.
The FBI might be catch wind.
This dumb fuck has no fucking clue how easy it is to get anyone's real info here.
Maybe an anonymous email to Tom Dart and Lisa Madigan will expedite this morons death wish?
Your title is:
Human Trafficker.
Enough said.
Galaxy
What if I went to Thailand and found two Thai girls willing to take a working vacation in the US with a chance to really increase their wages? Most girls in Pattaya, Thailand get paid about $25 for GFE as they work out of the GoGo bars.
I bet I could find a few Thai women that would want to triple their income and see the US as a vacation. If I could get them to the USA, possibly via Singapore, I could set them setup for work in a Chicago apartment. They would get paid $160 per session and I would give them 60% of the cash and keep the other 40% for my services.
They could easily see 7-8 hobbyists a day doing a 10AM to 10PM shift and after a few weeks everyone would be happy with the cash flow. I would also get their services prop bono whenever I needed servicing. I can understand how this could be a great full time job for me!
I would call myself "their assistant."
I hope long enough for Wadsworthless Shortfellow to chime in. Then we could watch the two of them go "mano a mano" for the SPTOM award.
And this assholes prior history if attempting to infect hookers hasn't gone unnoticed.
I would guess that Udo's freedom is quite limited.
Or so I'm hearing. Amazing how quickly this has traveled...and just as quickly as those who can put this insane moron away are moving on this.
I am just posting about theoretical speculation here. So if a couple Thai women would come to the USA to perform honest services such as massage, manicure and pedicure, why would that be a crime?
I hate pimps and human traffickers since they make profit on women that are in desperate situations. My cousin owns a rock bar in Bucktown and these Thai dolls would certainly attract many male customers to his bar if showing some cleavage and legs along with their facial beauty.
Why do you hobbyists turn this into a "dirty thread"? I have problems with ingrown toe nails and need the services of a woman that can perform a good pedicure. Thai women are excellent at massage, foot massages and pedicures.
Too late pimp boy.
Those in the know have your info and should be knocking on the door shortly.
Getting a maniac and dangerous human trafficker like you off the streets is my pleasure!
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Anyone has ever had that idea before. I think it's an incredible business opportunity, and as the owner of two businesses I fully support your willingness to venture out.
Only I think you should stay there and get lost in a flooded rice field.
MM
OK, we all know Udo is a blatant and obvious troll. His Achilles Heel has been the sheer repetitiveness of his trolling posts. But now he has stepped up and reached a new level of creativity with his trollishness.
Props must be given.
-- Modified on 6/12/2013 7:18:55 PM
...well except for 2 certain morons on the sports board, but good god man. are you one of those special kind of people that lives in the big padded room with the jacket that makes you hug yourself? this might be THE DUMBEST, worst, most non thought out comment I have seen on here. I cannot fathom the levels of stupidity one must be capable of to openly discuss a topic like this with a board full of people that SO CLEARLY wish you the worst. I can only offer you my sincerest advice, which is in the future, if you come up with any more idiotic plans like this, for gods sake, keep it to yourself. not because I care about you, but because I actually FELT my brain cells dying as I read your post. if only there was an application process to be allowed to post on here.
in summary, you, sir, are a moron.
oh, yeah...YOU'RE WELCOME.
You think you might be able to set up some mother/daughter teams too? Or is that only a TJ thing?
And how about the chlamydia eye? Wasn't that a Thai thing too