Prtobably put this in the wrong place! But please take a look, it took me ages to do.

Good work!

I think this should go on the FAQ for Newbies board and be required viewing for everyone not familiar with or ignoring the normal etiquette protocols. It seemed to touch on just about everything of importance, and it did it in a humorous yet informative way. Great job!

My only complaint is, though she's pretty hot, she has man hands. Though, I doubt you had anything in the matter

..takes a while to load, but I was glad I waited..
I'm sending that link to a few select 'friends'.

Good Fun!
JP

she gets an 7 from me! nice clip

Job well done!!

That was so funny.  Thanks for sharing.  
It was funny but sadly it is so very true as is what happens alot.

Good work, very funny, but I have to stick up for the guys ...I have never experienced any of that from a client...touch wood..pun intended.

And I have been at this for a few years. Oh sure I get the odd stupid ass email..I hit delete, no big deal, but that shit...hell no.

If I get any BS I end it quick and dirty, therefore there is no chance it gets that far.

But you did a great job. I am going to that site to see what I can do..maybe the opposite for the dudes.

Every now and then something like is needed
a real good chuckle!
is it reality often?
- of course - but seeing it like this HA,
so much more fun to take it easy
really I am still smiling! thanks mrvirgin!

Thank you so much for the laugh. That was perfect!  lmao!

that is some funny stuff

great job

Date is on the house.  I mean it!  In meantime I am soooooooo posting it on my site!

Lina

laugh and bet you turned them on with your insight and humor! again thanks for the laughs I'm keeping this one.

Very amusing! Thanx! EOM.

Thank you for all your kind comments.

I kind of thought it might strike a chord with the girls, leaving of the guys scratching their heads thinking - surely not me?

A date on the house eh Miss DDDbabe or can I call you Lina? Nice thought but it's one hell of a long bus ride from London! If you were in Vegas from the 23rd, the mad Brit might just be on the phone.

No problen Miss Belinda

I can bet EVERY guy watching that is simultaneously thinking, "I never do that."

Of course, we know some of us have, otherwise it wouldn't be so damn funny.

Disclaimer:  Of course, _I_ have never done any of those things.

I JUST can stop to laugh
i am in tears LMAO
THANKS

LOL That was the funniest thing ever! Kudos Mr.Virgin!

That was excellent...LOL...realistic as well...

lol @ oh balls what a dork....

lol @ GIVE ME strength...

2hrs but pay for 1....he wants to be hit .... lol @ cheap and grateful...

lmfao.....this is GGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. PURE GOLD.

ugh @ a lot of texts and emails, she should've said and enjoy jerking yourself off to my pics and never actually making an appt lol.

Oh no some of the experienced ones need this too..I get more of these out guys who have seen providers plenty of time and it's like they go through the motions w/ every new female to "see how far they can go".