To the month, it’s been 41 years since I paid two bucks for a bj in Nuevo Laredo, Mexico. I’m not the type to look back. But I do take stock from time to time…. Once again, updated, the statistics. (I'll take suggestions for further categories...)
Number of years in the hobby: 41
Number of providers I’ve seen, total: 300? 400? More?
Approximate breakdown by type: Streetwalkers – 150+ Massage Parlors – 50+ Brothel Girls (high end) 125 + Professional Doms or Subs in Appropriately Equipped Facilities: 26 Internet Independents 75 + Internet Agency Girls – 1
Number of providers w/ whom I’ve had dinner in a restaurant: 10
Number I’ve had breakfast with: 6
Number I’ve seen a movie in a theater with: 0
Number I’ve seen a live show w/: 4
Number I’ve seen a concert w/: 3
Number I’ve traveled with: 5
Number I’ve gone to a state fair with: 1
Number I’ve done overnights w/: 7
Number of 2-girl sessions: 3
Number of 2-guy sessions with one girl: One
Number times the provider asked me to stay the night, spontaneously: twice
Day jobs -- Number who were: artists 3; writers: 1 musicians: 0 interior designers: 1 hospital employees 1; house cleaners: 2 sales reps 2 waitresses 1; fundraisers 1; consultants 1
Number whose full, real name I know: 11
Number whose home I visited, but not as an incall location: Three
Number whose family members I met: Two
Number who met my family/friends: One
Number whose husband I’ve met: One
Number for whom I’ve bought chocolates: 1; flowers: one; Clothing: 6; jewelry: 2; trips: 5; gift certificates: 1; wine/liquor: 2; drugs: 2.
Number I smoked dope with: 3
Number I did other drugs with: 0
Number who provided services for one-digit sums: One
Number who provided services for two-digit sums: Close to 100?
Number to whom I’ve handed three-digit sums: Ummm…300?
Number to whom I’ve handed four-digit sums: Five
Number to whom I’ve written checks: 2
Number to whom I’ve given a regular allowance: 2
Number to whom I gave an Amex Gold Card: One
Highest rate paid: $1,200/hour (actually, 300/hr but only for 15 minutes)
Lowest rate paid: 0
Number with whom I’ve done road trips (i.e., met in or traveled to, and had sex in, more than 2 cities): 4
Number with whom I had a “fuckbuddy” relationship: One
Number with whom the L word was mutually used: Two
Number with whom the M word was discussed: One
Number with whom I had or would have a civilian relationship: Two or three
Number I’ve been good friends with but haven’t and won’t have sex with because of the friendship: One.
Number to whom I’ve given/loaned money because she needed it, without expectation of repayment or rendering of services: 4
Number who paid it back on own volition: Two
Number times I’ve had money stolen: 0
Number of times I felt I’ve been ripped off: About a dozen (i.e., services promised but not delivered)
Number with whom the session took place in an automobile and included FS: Two
Number with whom the session took place in an hourly hotel: 5
Number in airplane restroom at 35,000 feet: 1
Number in a hotel stairwell: 1
Number in a rainforest, on a tarp: 1
Number with her pet present, like on the bed, during the act: 2
Number of providers whose other clients I’ve met in person: 2
Number of times “caught” by police: 3 (Streetwalkers); Number of times arrested: 0
Number of times I’ve caught STDs: 2 (massage parlors, early 70s)
Number of times I’ve gotten the crabs: once (massage parlor, early 70s)
Number of countries in which I’ve been with providers: 3; Number of states: 8
Most common name: Tiffany
Most unusual name: Alantra (then I figured out it was derived from a car!)
Weirdest name coincidence: Seeing Summer in the summer and Autumn in the autumn.
Weirdest name phenomenon: The gorgeous streetwalker who kept changing her name every seven minutes or so.
Most beautiful name: Nerida (means water lilies)
Duration of longest provider/hobbyist relationship (i.e., from first session to last): 14 years (1987 -2001 -- Oh, Patty, where are you now???!)
Number whose skin tasted of salt: Too many.
Number who wore wigs: 5
Number with seriously bad breath: 2 that I can remember distinctly
Number with body odor: 0
Number who farted during the session: One or two
Number who farted when she came: One (equal to Number of civvies)
Strangest body feature: the hearing aid implanted on the side of the head
Sleaziest situation in which I ejaculated: the handjob in the back of a lapdance bar, standing up.
Number who watched TV during intercourse: One
Number who fell asleep during the session: One
Number who freaked out, for reasons unrelated to me, and couldn’t render services: One
Number who insisted on using two – that’s right, two – condoms, one on top of the other, “Just in case” -- one
Number I’ve showered w/: 4
Number I’ve taken a bubble bath w/: One
Number whose pix I have or had, excluding pix off the internet available to anyone: seven
Number who have visited my office, simply as a visit, not to render services: 3
Number who have rendered services in my office: 0
Number who have visited my home, simply as a visit: Three
Number with whom I’ve had a session in my home: Two
Number with whom I’ve had an extended (i.e., one year or more) email correspondence: 3
Greatest number of cities in which I’ve had a session with the same provider: 4
Best game: “Name that pussy!” (In doubles, hobbyist is blindfolded and has to guess who’s sitting on his face)
Most touching thing said to me, but that was ridiculous in retrospect: After a marathon three-hour session at the brothel that would have used up a couple of alphabets of acronyms, I took her out for drinks and then walked her home. We kissed on her doorstep, then she said, in her darling Australian accent, “I’d invite you up, but I don’t think I’m ready for that yet.”
Gesture most gratifying to the little head’s ego: When she posted on her website the photo I took of her face as I was doing her.
Gesture most gratifying to the big head’s ego: When she posted my picture on her website.
Best overall technique: Staring me dead in the eye and talking dirty based on things she knew about me
Best physical technique: The combined BJ and prostate massage.
Most intense form of intimacy: Fisting her, at her request.
Most surprising moment: When a new provider started talking dirty with vivid fantasies in the middle of the session.
Most anticipated moment: At the airport, meeting a provider I’d never before met for an overnight.
