It does appear that we have a new threAD queen.

What are the questions about the hobby or her, would you ask?

How much business do you actually get by posting blatant threADs on the GD board?

My second question would be, "Can I please have something stronger than coffee?"

My third question would be, "why are you perpetuating the myth that hookers are from another planet, and that having a cup of coffee and simply  "chatting" with a hooker  is such an extraordinary event?"

I would tell you my fourth question, but I am sure you will have left the table after the first three. lmao

I would try and figure out if she is Bat Shit Crazy, cause the crazy ones are the best sex.

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Does she have health insurance. Does she get a checkup every year. How often does she get STD tests. Is she saving for retirement.

First question would be: will I be charged for coffee time?

if I ask you potentially personal questions about the hobby?", before proceeding much further. Some questions are best left for an anonymous forum.  

Can she get those D-backs to move to the right places...and not leave receivers wide open.

The answers are much like describing how sausage and American Presidents are made to a young boy.

Flying qubits and teleporting are obviously out of the question, but any sit downs or serious chats with providers are usually only casually or collaterally related to the hobby. I don't need nor want the baggage but I will have discussions in other areas.

If I asked her anything about herself, it would depend on who I perceived her to be. For instance, the woman I would question about zebras, zorses, and zonkeys I would not ask about hot air balloons because...well, that's hard to explain. Trust me. Many of the questions I still have about life I would save for people who might have definitive answers, and it would be a real roll of the dice that a provider would have that particular expertise.

she is very likely to share a glimpse of "who" she is, and that's cool

at almost every session.

"How much under your asking price will you take to fk me?"

Too bad she couldn't have found a smarter one.

I hope you know it's better to be known as a smart ass than a dumb ass, but I guess you can take solace in the fact that you most definitely don't know everything, and I hope she rewards you with some OTC time for rushing in to defend her honor. lmao

You go BBFS with all of them?

the number of stage names is based on how many personas the girl has to fk over unsuspecting johns out of their money for the same piece of ass.  

Feel free to pass on some of them and keep some of your 2 cents to yourself.... It's ok not to know everything. Now we have the "Comment King"....lol

that I don't give two shits about her opinions of the hobby or her future or what makes her feel all warm and fuzzy. NO, not really. I would ask her if she could fall for a guy like me and when can we have kids. NO, not really. I would ask if she has daddy issues and whether or not she really likes taking it in the ass for money. NO, not really. Good God!!! I completely just talked myself out of it. Why would I want to chat with a whore?

I apologize if you're offended by it. I am working on writing a book and I want to make sure the content is stuff that people want to know. This is a good place to research

Just add “during the act," to some effect, regarding the hobby after each question; here they are:

Some providers have told me that they considering being a provider as dating a man. Others told me that if they were not providers they would not be able to have sex because they can't find any good men they want to be with. Every one that I have fucked more than once always asks to see me again.

yep. so true.

never wanted to talk about that so I avoid the subject.  

"hobby " is such a stupid term.

It's for the same reason that hookers call themselves "providers" rather than hookers, Most people here are secretly ashamed of what they do, and they think sugar coating the fact that they fuck prostitutes by sanitizing what they call it will somehow make them feel better about themselves.

Yes, I am a john that fucks hookers, see that isn't so hard now is it?

It says, some guy named "Anonymous".

I guess he was one of those ancient Greeks fellows.

I wish I had read past chapter 4 before I got married, that's for sure.

I end up sitting down having coffee (and stonger stuff) with gals all the time.

We end up talking about all kinds of stuff, little of which I can recall afterwards, but I do recall enjoying it as it went along.

I think this proverb from the courts probably applies to small talk with escorts as well:

Never ask a question unless you know what the answer is already.

It will spare our itty-bitty feelings.

I have to say... most of these answers sound a little bit like a college- bromance...

..and I am interested in war stories.

Its not a date.  I'm going to lie, you're going to lie, hopefully that part goes quickly and then you get me off a few times, and you pretend to let me get you off.

"When you pay a woman $$$ for sex and she gets mad because you don't pop 2 or 3 times. That ain't  
actin' Buckwheat That's the psychological need to sexually dominate a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"

So to put down is your MO,that's cool..class clowns get their beat down one day...and you just got yours..so deal with it...Next time just roll your eyes and move on, just like I do.

I would ask her what SHE would like to do on a date.  What would be her ideal date if she got to choose.  We know most of the time that they are pleasing us.  So what would please them, just curious...

For various reasons I told a girl it was "her session" and to pick what she wanted to do.  One wanted to be a naughty schoolgirl, caught teasing the boys and forced to give up her virginity.  The other wanted me to be her "ex," who was missing her and wanted to see her again.
The results in both cases were wonderful, at least for me.  The girls seemed to like it, too.

truthful answers would be provided - to differentiate from other provider-client conversations.

It's a legitimate question and is even a little thought provoking.   There is no external link to her website, only the mandatory "see my reviews" link of which she has no control.  Are you saying any lady who posts here is de facto advertising?  It's ok if you want to play board cop.  But do you have any definitions or parameters?  Or are you just cranky?

you are the one who's inferring.  Read on...

what a sheltered life you must have lived.

Of course, what do you expect from a BSU candidate, you guys aren't known for brains or balls. That's why you have to suck up to providers on a fuck board in the slim hopes that one of them might bat her eyes at you and say nice things to for defending her honor.

Just doing my part to be sure that everyone is confused.

After getting to know a girl - and if there is some connection and trust - I'll try to alternate choices of activities with her.

When you put up that "offensive" comment you actually had been absent from the board for at least a day. So when I saw these two calling you out for posting "on every thread" I wondered WTF they were thinking.
And you know when someone claims to have inflicted a "beat down" they are generally delusional.  The only exception is when I do it. LMAO!

Aren’t they normal people.

I still got caught by the police.  Fortunately just the Word Police this time - but who knows, if I don't tighten things up, it could be real LE next time...
Damn.

well done Mr. Fisher!

That's what I'd say! LOL!

Some of the answers were insightful, some were nasty and unrelated.Regardless, I appreciate all of them. Thank yo

Thank you Robin. I was just brainstorming. To be clear, nothing would be about any particular person or persons or situation / situations. This is all fictional anyway, right?