I hope you find your meds.

Oh totally-you'd just have to pay ahead of time, then close your eyes....ignore the sound of the door opening and closing....and the sound of the car starting.....after about five minutes, open them up and let the fun begin....eyeroll.....

I wouldn't hold my breadth hoping for providers lining up to see you.

mdkiller, what kind of a handle is that? Is it sending a message?

in another position.

Hmmmm

her chin to my groin is nice but can't fuck. And I dont want her spitting up on me.

Course she cant dodge my splooge either

................thinking..................

her belly to mine? can fuck, can  kiss - can't lick her

I cant figger out a good way for this to work.

and glue would hurt like shit trying to get it off. Prolly not good for the enfuckingvironment either.

better - HANDCUFFFS!

yep can do a lot that way.

Dont have to worry bout her running off before youre good n done either.

Could get arrested tho for unlawful restraint. Bet your not worried about that tho since your a killer. Hell your killin me lol

Here is my opinion....

First of all, Super Glue is not toxic (although I would suggest not inhaling the vapors) and in fact have been used to close wounds during war times (think liquid bandage) and to fix broken teeth.  So, there would be no reason to worry about poison or toxic materials penetrating your skin.

Secondly, the rapid adhesion could be a problem.  So before applying the super glue, be sure your bodies are arranged the way you want them!   And, once adhered together, I would strongly suggest moving as one body....to prevent any skin tearing or inflammation to occur, especially if one of the two of you should lose your balance and take a tumble.  OOOOOOOOOhhhhhh can you feel the pain!  OUCH!!

Thirdly, no showers together!   The water will loosen the adhesive qualities (unless you are ready to be seperated....mineral oil should do the same, I know this because that is what my mom used when I accidentally krazy-glued my self to my sister).

Finally, I would think a threesome would technically be possible but I do not believe I would be willing to participate in that endeavor.  

Very interesting....MDkiller...what will you come up with next?

Hugs, Belinda

It sounds as though as "bare hip" is singular, the provider and hobbyist will be glued with the hobbyist's right hip glued to the provider's left hip. In order to walk well, then, the provider's left leg and hobbyist's right leg will have to move in synchrony.

The pants would be made with three legs, with the one in the middle being large enough to accommodate two legs.

Thus, movement would be similar to that in a traditional three-legged race.

Sex would most certainly be possible -- just not with each other.

The provider's calls would, mainly, be to other male hobbyists. So the attached hobbyist would be best if he liked watching and the provider would be best if she liked being watched! Ideally, the attached hobbyist would "really be bi" as would the hobbyists booking with the particular provider during the experiment.

While folks are known to do practically anything for money; you'd have to pay a lot for that one as I suspect it would seriously negatively affect the provider's income for the duration. Not a lot of guys call up to be serviced by a male-female duo. Some do, I'm sure -- but it probably is a small segment.

In light of what happened in OC I see this posting far from humorous. mdkiller's previous post (bee stuff) was not a joke, rather a sign of thinking problems. We should be careful with what we praise.
By the way, every year a number of MD's are killed by patients
mdkiller, hope you get the help you need and get better