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Happy Steak and Blowjob Day . . . . .
Unlike Valentines Day, where men are often at a loss as to what to do for their special lady, showing their appreciation for their man on HIS special day is self-explanatory. It makes no matter if it's the same gift year after year.
Had a leftover Ribeye in my freezer that I had bought for Christmas. Put that bad boy on the grill and made me some nice juicy steak for dinner. Coupled that with Mac-n-Cheese and potato rolls. Had some red wine along with it..
I will get some blowjob today from SB that I have been seeing.. I am sure she would love to gulp my cum.. She's definitely a good "gulper".. LOL..
I like to be self reliant as much as I can.. I make my own steak. Unfortunately, I can't give myself a blowjob. Too fuckin' bad.. LOL.
Do not like agreeing with you BUT
A day like that is what dreams are made of!! 👌
Only to be ruined by the fact that you have to agree with ME... Too sad.. Must be something with Minneapolis folks that they seem to get rubbed by me the wrong way..
I wonder how many people even know what that means? Simply stated, it means enjoy what you are about to eat!
I guess we should begin with the unnecessary capitalization of ribeye and mac-n-cheese. BTW, what do you mean by a leftover ribeye? Most would understand "left over" as a colloquial expression of food prepared but not consumed, especially in the Midwest. Who did this ribeye belong too, was it yours or the property of someone else? I see you state that you bought it but there's no way we can know if you were running grocery errands for your mommy or if you ventured out on your own this time. There was no ownership related to what you stated in the sentence. I would offer the benefit of doubt if this were a verbal discussion between a couple guys talking but in written form, it's just fucking lazy. Were you house sitting for someone or does this story take place in your own home this time? There are far too many questions you allow to be raised by your sloppy sentence structure!
I'm not sure what you're trying to prove with the "made me some" action language? You rail on others for dumbing down language but then do this? Now, the blowjob part; what is some blowjob? Did you get "some" lettuce to make a salad with your steak? It's a physical action to be performed or received and in the manner that you've chosen to use, it is a verb. Yes, Merriam does list it as a noun, but it depends on how it is used in the sentence. It's very similar to "fart"; if you can smell a fart, it is a noun..if it's something you just did, it's a verb.
I may suggest next time stating you may get some blowjobS today, or simply saying a blowjob. Either way would be correct but "some blowjob" just makes you look like an idiot. I'm not going to waste MORE time going after the second half of your post.
I'll close with this. My initial understanding of your post was that you had a good or great steak (unless you fucked it up because the color of ink used on the Christmas meat sale sticker caused yet another melt down and distracted you from the grill), some accompaniments and wine, followed or precluded with a blowjob on Steak & BJ day. Great for you, that's what it's all about.
BUT, then I thought...What Would CurlyW-NatsFan Do had I, or someone else he takes umbrage with (apparently any strong or confident female) written the post? Of course! He would completely ignore the spirit or intent of the post and instead go full grammar Nazi and attack the messenger.
Hope you enjoyed this Curly!
fruit pie, or creampie?
It is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter and was invented by Archimedes, the famous Ancient Greek mathematician. A friend of mine said when he was riding the bus to school he spent his time memorizing Pi out to more than 100 numbers. What a nerd.
...and I'll pack my wok and dental dams and I'll be ready for action 😜
-- Modified on 3/14/2023 12:32:08 PM
at Tofu, but you got me back with Cunnilingus. Tofu seems like a punishment to me. If someone told me their wife made Tofu last night, my response would be, "What did you do to deserve THAT?" lol
Why use dental dam? Defeats the purpose. Kind of, like a cover blow job…
makes sense when she is sporting an untrimmed bush. For women who are clean-shaven, I don't understand what the need would be.
A dental dam is available in case my provider prefers to use it on me. I have never had one take me up on it, but what kind of guest woud I be if I didn't bring along a suitable gift for my lovely hostess? 😁
AFA the tofu goes.....true it's a rather bland food that takes the taste of whatever sauce or liquid that it's cooked in. Served in a nice curry over rice it's quite delish!
What tofu is but the word does sound like a foot disease or a growth on the toe/foot.
Enjoy
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but it makes perfect sense. From now on, I will tell people it's foot fungus that can be harvested to feed the poor. Lol
tofu sounding like a foot disease or growth, it is also not the toe of the fu bird ( as I once almost had someone believing)
As MissLopaw says it in and of itself is rather bland (so it is difficult to dislike the taste) but when served with other items can be made to taste OK. Tho I've had it a few times it is not part of my diet, I am told it is rather healthy.
2023 = 28
Tofu is a fighting style, like kungfu. However tonguefu is oral sex.
just tell them you are NOT a slut? That's what I do. Of course, in my case they don't believe me so they reach for the condom anyway. I also tell them I went to "finishing" school, which is where they teach you to get your nut before the hour is up.
But I AM a big ole slut! 😁
I’m curious are you clean, fresh & shaven?
conjured up by ranchers and providers to sell more steak and blow jobs.
😁
Not make a card for the occasion I don’t think it even rise to qualify as a fake holiday.
But it is fun to talk about.
2023 = 28
a women that this is reciprocity for what you did for her for Valentine's Day. Lol
I'd say whoever is performing the bj is the one who is washing down food... Lol
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