umm... do you plan on biting them off?

I'd guess it has more protein than carbs tho. lol  

Just cook it well before consumption, my guess is this would kill most STD on the dick

Too funny ))

I hope not, we don't to give some women any more reasons. Lol

Mine is full of gas.

FUCK NO

Pure Protein 100%

Protein! And no need to add...

any salt!

A cumshake is neither pure protein nor pure carb. The exact composition varies from man to man, but always contains some amino acids (protein) and some fructose (carb) and a variety of vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, potassium, and zinc.

In teeny, tiny amounts, since the average "load" is about 3-4 ccs (there are 5 ccs in a teaspoon).

According to the link, the average load contains anywhere from 5 to 25 calories. But I've read other articles that say only 1 calorie, just like a diet coke! So, drink up, ladies...

very funny... and scary at the same time!

not sure if that look in her eyes would mean the world's best BBBJ is moments away, or if she's about to bite my dick off!
(but what the heck, she's hot, so I'd risk it!)

Of these 3 catagories, where do you rate yourself:

1.  Cum queen:  Can't get enough of the stuff in you or on you.  Loves the taste and loves to have it rubbed into your face, tits, etc.

2.  Can take it or leave it:  Doesn't bother you but no big deal either.

3.  Can't stand it.  Wishes guys would just have dry orgasms.

I've known all three types of gals, and from my research I'd say about 10% fall in the first, 75% in the second, and 15% in the last.