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UOnlyLive2x 72 Reviews 2126 reads
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What advise have you given to a provider?

I have providers tell me they got legal advice, tax tips and many had their website started by hobbiests. I've provided knowledge on how to start a business and one lady asked me to help her on her statistics homework.  

What questions have you been asked by providers to help them or you just giving them tips on how to ....

JackDunphy 302 reads
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2 / 43
Advertising, marketing, PR crisis management, financial, etc...e


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GGxo See my TER Reviews 434 reads
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3 / 43
Lol. Ok. If I see this one more time.........PLEASE please read lol

Come on now lol

Related Link: "Advice" vs. Advise

rembrnad0284 12 Reviews 314 reads
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4 / 43
(investment advice, with a nod to Mr. Fisher) : There's a great future in plastics" - e


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Zak0326 33 Reviews 284 reads
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5 / 43
I don't give advice I listen

Not my place to give advice but I love to listen to what they have to say.

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russbbj 89 Reviews 320 reads
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6 / 43
Hell, I ain't no one to give anyone else advise, unless it be in my Science

And most folks have never heard of my Science, so I don't suppose a provider would request, need or even understand advise I could give.

As far as legal, marketing or financial advise, I hire other people to handle that shit for me, so the best I could do is give her my "guy's" name.

To be clear though, I should hope most providers are smart enough to solicite advise from professionals and not from some guy who has NO skin in the game.

If you need your plumbing fixed, hire a Plumber. If you need your car fixed, bring it to a Mechanic. For my ex's benefit, if you need the spare room painted to convert it to an office, hire a fucking painter, sure as hell don't ask me (that's just a fight waiting to happen).

If you need financial advise, hire someone who does that for a living. If you need legal advise, hire a lawyer, etc.

russbbj 89 Reviews 273 reads
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7 / 43
That's auto correct, I just noticed it did it to me as well, yes I know the difference...eom


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GaGambler 317 reads
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8 / 43
Conan would be so proud of you

BTW, he says hi.

GGxo See my TER Reviews 283 reads
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9 / 43
Thank you Mr. Christmas

Good to know your "c" and "s" on your keyboard aren't that close together either lol.

JackDunphy 326 reads
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10 / 43
I wish she would finish that sentence!

"If I see this one more time..."

She'll "what" exactly? Have another meltdown?

Let's just hope it's just a "Minnie" meltdown and not a full blown one. LOL

Or are they the same thing?

GGxo See my TER Reviews 289 reads
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11 / 43
Wow handsome...6 times in one

post...I'm impressed!

(of course I know you know the difference...still cute tho lol)

JackDunphy 287 reads
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12 / 43
I'll show you my "c" if you show me your "s". Deal?...e


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GGxo See my TER Reviews 268 reads
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13 / 43
Re: I don't give "advice" I listen....hahaha no way did you...

change it? Zak it's ok. I was just being silly.  

;)

GGxo See my TER Reviews 272 reads
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14 / 43
"s"?...Jack

Ok. Enlighten me. I haven't a clue lol.

No deal tho  ;)

Afro-desiac 324 reads
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15 / 43
I would like to purchase your services. I propose a 50% discount, and will barter for the rest. eom


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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 302 reads
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16 / 43
I have gotten several ladies onto p411, and some onto TER.

I have helped some navigate TER and other hobby sites and use it better. I have suggested websites and improvements to existing websites. Helped with ads and where to place ads. Helped take some weird provider math out of some rates, Written some text for some, taken pics of some ladies that were later used in ads and websites, and some other mentoring in provider related stuff.  

Outside of this biz, I have written letters of reference for "real" jobs, helped with personal things, loaned (given on most occasions as I rarely get paid back-but a few times paid back with interest) money, given rides to and from the airport, stored personal items, stored a car for 6 months, shipped said car to another location, and helped a gal get out of this biz, and through rehab, and start a new life.

JackDunphy 316 reads
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17 / 43
You lack of faith in my is disappointing.

Slash.

Snapper.

Snatch.

Best I could do on short notice. LOL

russbbj 89 Reviews 252 reads
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18 / 43
Yeah, I thought about modifying but then decided it was too much work

When Siri gets on a roll, she's like butter, DOH!

I'll bet I got my point across though, right?

Do you know exactly how I feel about painting? Because my ex wife sure got it when I told her to paint the spare room by herself, or hire a fucking painter. There was a fight about my assumed laziness, but it was much better than the fight which would have occurred "when" she told me I was painting wrong.

Divorce is so expensive, because it's worth it.

BigPeterJohnson 38 Reviews 335 reads
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19 / 43
i am proud to say...

there is one young lady who is currently in the top 50 in nyc, who started here in los angeles a few years ago, when i saw her a few times.

i am proud to say that i told her on our first date that she should wear her heels into bed.  of course not in real life, but imo there's nothing sexier than a woman in high heel pumps doing her thing on me in bed, playboy fantasy all the way.

she never thought of that or heard of that, so she began doing it, and did it every other time i saw her.  and actually she recently came back to tour la last week, and we saw each other, and she was as gorgeous and high heeled as ever.

quid pro quo, she gave me a line which i use on my other dates:  i always wear a suit to my dates, because as she said, "suits are to women as lingerie is to men."

and every woman i tell that to agrees. and then dfk's me.

GGxo See my TER Reviews 254 reads
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20 / 43
He is? Ok...

You mean Arnold? Never met him I'm afraid. So not sure why he would say hi. No comprendo.  

Posted By: GaGambler
BTW, he says hi.

GaGambler 273 reads
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21 / 43
Ok, Roger That. If thats the way you want to play it

but we all know better.

GGxo See my TER Reviews 252 reads
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22 / 43
Maybe so, but I'm

WAY too old for you anyhow according to "your" young(ish) standards lol, so... this discussion is a moot point, is it not?  

Upward and onwards Jack lol.

FatVern 275 reads
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23 / 43
Shouldn't I question your reviews?

If I read reviews, I'd question them all.

GGxo See my TER Reviews 292 reads
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24 / 43
Play "it"?

Play what exactly. I don't play anything. Sorry to disappoint Gambler ;)

Conan knows how to find me if he wants to say "hi" like a big boy. Not like we're in 5th grade having his lil buddy do it for him.  

How about this...if he makes it to highschool, perhaps I'll say hi then. Unless of course he's been expelled. But I don't like dropouts. I like those brainy-nerdy types lol. So let me know good buddy.

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FatVern 277 reads
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25 / 43
Such language

have you been reading ts's blog?

camote16 34 Reviews 289 reads
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26 / 43
Workout Advice

I keep myself in pretty good shape and have had a couple providers ask what I do. I tell them my specific workouts and food I eat. Not sure if they've ever heeded my advice though.

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 285 reads
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27 / 43
I advised one provider: "That's my cock, not a teething ring!" (E)


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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 207 reads
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28 / 43
Sure. Feel free to question them all you want. E


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nothrofboston 24 Reviews 248 reads
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29 / 43
Ladies, a man in suit ... sexy or not?

and any ideas about what you'd do with my tie?

I've thought about it but started hobbying when I stopped wearing a suit to work. Undressing a fully clothed woman is hot as hell, why not the opposite?  

 
Posted By: BigPeterJohnson
there is one young lady who is currently in the top 50 in nyc, who started here in los angeles a few years ago, when i saw her a few times.  
   
 i am proud to say that i told her on our first date that she should wear her heels into bed.  of course not in real life, but imo there's nothing sexier than a woman in high heel pumps doing her thing on me in bed, playboy fantasy all the way.  
   
 she never thought of that or heard of that, so she began doing it, and did it every other time i saw her.  and actually she recently came back to tour la last week, and we saw each other, and she was as gorgeous and high heeled as ever.  
   
 quid pro quo, she gave me a line which i use on my other dates:  i always wear a suit to my dates, because as she said, "suits are to women as lingerie is to men."  
   
 and every woman i tell that to agrees. and then dfk's me.

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 250 reads
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30 / 43
Is your alias Big Johnsonsan?

And don't you just hate it when they look up at all innocent and shit and ask ... "teeth?" No, TEETH! Makes me yearn for the days of dentures and not crowns lol ...

Fancy8888 See my TER Reviews 302 reads
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31 / 43
Clients told me be careful illegal business.People and world crazy nowdays

Posted By: UOnlyLive2x
I have providers tell me they got legal advice, tax tips and many had their website started by hobbiests. I've provided knowledge on how to start a business and one lady asked me to help her on her statistics homework.  
   
 What questions have you been asked by providers to help them or you just giving them tips on how to ....
Related Link: http://www.preferred411.com/P136493

keystonekid 114 Reviews 280 reads
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About the only advice I have offered was to be sure they pay . . .

Uncle Sam his (fair) share. Al Capone was taken down in the 1920's for tax evasion even though he was involved in multiple illegal businesses in Chicago, including bootlegging, prostitution, illegal gambling, etc.

I did have one provider I saw about 5 years ago tell me that she reports all the $20's she gets. But if most hobbyists are like me, they pay with larger bills.

GaGambler 242 reads
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33 / 43
I see you now admit to being 48

That makes me wonder if your real age is about what we suspected all along,

but yes I suppose it is a moot point, even your advertised age is at least 15 years too old for many of us.

I will admit, I kind of like this persona, I kind of liked "Stevie" as well, much better than that BSC woman that pushed her way onto the board claiming to know everything oh so long ago.

cspatz 68 Reviews 306 reads
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34 / 43
I walked out on an escort...

.. mid session after she wanted me to shower again after round one. Showering upon arrival wasn't good enough for her. When I arrived she was on her phone. When I got out of the shower she was still on her phone. When I got out of the second shower more phone still. No kissing. Not even LFK. Covered BJ. A non entity in the sack.

She was new to the scene. As I was at the Oyster Bar having a drink she texted me saying I was tough to please. I told that she was never going to make it in NYC with that attitude. I told her she needs to pay attention to her clients not her phone, she will go absolutely nowhere with the second shower requirement and if she can't at least kiss she should get out of the business. I then told her about TER, how reviews work and that she will never get a high scoring one with the service she provides and, in fact bad ones are on the way, it is only a matter of time. I said I was not going to review her because it would be her first one and she would be ruined. I would give her a zero for performance. Meanwhile she would have gotten a 10 in appearance. What the hell do think got me there!  

Apparently she took my advice. She now has some very good reviews and DFK and BBBJ are on the menu.  

Now before you all tell me I got what I deserved by seeing an unreviewed escort let me tell you why I saw her. In our correspondence she mentioned that she was friends with an escort I saw last year who was sensational. I asked her to read my review of her friend and let me know if she will provide the same services as her friend. Her response - "I am all yours!" So I was lied to.

GGxo See my TER Reviews 244 reads
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35 / 43
Maybe lol...

Not sure why you're STILL so concerned about my age lol. Especially "if" I'm15 years OVER your likies as you claim lol. Does make me giggle.

How bout this...how about you save all the fabulous gents (who like mature women on their level) for me, and I'll save all the young hotties for you. Deal? There are plenty to go around on both sides Gambler.  

48, 50, 56, 58, 44, 45, 38 lol...does "my" real age matter at the end of the day? Or what I'm like in person minus the #. I'm quite sure your capable of reading my reviews ;)

Or maybe..I really am lucky #48. You're a gambler...figure it out.

Gia xo

PS. I missed you too ;)
Posted By: GaGambler
That makes me wonder if your real age is about what we suspected all along,  
   
 but yes I suppose it is a moot point, even your advertised age is at least 15 years too old for many of us.  
   
 I will admit, I kind of like this persona, I kind of liked "Stevie" as well, much better than that BSC woman that pushed her way onto the board claiming to know everything oh so long ago.
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rembrnad0284 12 Reviews 244 reads
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Re: Thank you Mr. Christmas

Thank you.  I have those letters down well, but I get in trouble when I have to buy a vowel lol.

Posted By: GFEforty8
Good to know your "c" and "s" on your keyboard aren't that close together either lol.

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 292 reads
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37 / 43
You got what you deserved!

Haha. Just kidding. Good for you for TOFTT. I always say if nobody sees unreviewed ladies, there would be no reviewed ladies!
Sounds like you gave her some good pointers too, and helped her to become a better provider. You never mentioned if you ever saw her again, so I assume you didn't, but it would be interesting if you did, to see first hand how her service improved, and if she did anything special to "makeup" for the first session.  

Now for my pedantic tendencies:
1) You said you would have given her a zero for performance. That's not possible on TER. The lowest score is 1, and that is reserved for total ripoffs. She didn't rip you off, so the lowest score you could have given is a 2 (I should have stayed home).

2) You said you told her about TER and reviews after your session. In a later part of your post you said you told her to read your review of her friend before your session.

OK, just busting your chops here. Carry on. :

GaGambler 288 reads
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I thought we already had that deal between us

Glad you're back.  

Maybe your buddy Panthera will pop in for a visit now as well?

cspatz 68 Reviews 286 reads
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There is more to the story!

She actually called me later that day and I enlightened her further. She felt so bad she offered me my money back. I said that was not necessary. Then she offered me a free session. I waited until after Christmas to set up an appt. She said that before she sees me I have to write her an excellent review. I told her to go fuck herself.  

#2 is not inconsistent. Just because she read a review doesn't mean she knows how they work. I explained the scoring system to her and pointed out that with no DFK,BBBJ, Greek or really bi  she wasn't going to get very high performance scores and not because those are my preferences but because those are TER rules.

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mrfisher 115 Reviews 267 reads
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My experience has been that...

there is an inverse likelihood between someone asking for advice and their taking that advice.  

So I try to shy away from doing so.  

On the other hand, providers offer me lots of advice, mostly unsolicited, which I occasionally accept and use.  

The best advice for just about anyone in this hobby is: Don't talk about other people.

GGxo See my TER Reviews 287 reads
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Lol ok fine.

My buddy? Not sure about that but....if he's been absent for almost a year and just happens to pop up again because of lil ol' me, I'll be flattered.  

Hi P ;)

Psssst I know who you "really" are ;)
Posted By: GaGambler
Glad you're back.  
   
 Maybe your buddy Panthera will pop in for a visit now as well?

some-guy 6 Reviews 244 reads
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Advised her NOT to get a boob job.

I don't think she's going to listen.

some-guy 6 Reviews 261 reads
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I also advised Octavia Lexa ...

To run away to a desert island with me.

She's still pondering the advice. I told her we could bring Escalade along to be her man servant.  

That might just seal the deal.

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