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I remember when I was a young kid visiting my grandpas farm and I was watching him slop his hogs and I asked him "grandpa doesnt that hurt the pigs nose when they eat like that?" and he said to me "son, theres two things that never wear out with use and thats a hogs nose and a womans cunt?" I miss my grandpa

Why. When people say to toughen up they say..
"Grow some balls."

Balls are weak, and sensitive.
If you want to grow something tuff. You should grow a pussy.
Those things can take a pounding! :D

Grandma Betty prefers, "filthy, cum-guzzling slut."

DAMN!!  
  Now THAT paints a picture!

Posted By: inicky46
Grandma Betty prefers, "filthy, cum-guzzling slut."

Is that the gobble gobble sound Grandpa told me about?
I thought they were talking to the Turkey!!

He told me he was sying how good the Turkey was going to taste to him!
Wait. Maybe I got that backwards..

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Betty wants you ! LOL ......;)...

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
Why. When people say to toughen up they say..  
 "Grow some balls."  
   
 Balls are weak, and sensitive.  
 If you want to grow something tuff. You should grow a pussy.  
 Those things can take a pounding! :D

How interesting, sometimes i wonder.  

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
Why. When people say to toughen up they say..  
 "Grow some balls."  
   
 Balls are weak, and sensitive.  
 If you want to grow something tuff. You should grow a pussy.  
 Those things can take a pounding! :D

I remember when I was a young kid visiting my grandpas farm and I was watching him slop his hogs and I asked him "grandpa doesnt that hurt the pigs nose when they eat like that?" and he said to me "son, theres two things that never wear out with use and thats a hogs nose and a womans cunt?" I miss my grandpa

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