of us look forward to your weekly synopsis and cute comments.

..here are 2 jewels from the past week to enjoy & tie you over. One might be why there was no report, or not.

Enjoy!

Khym Report:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=373576&boardID=12&page=2

Cow Report:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=373804&boardID=12&page=1

as there wasnt really anything worth reporting from the past week.

all i had was two pages of bitterness and hatred. Cant put a witty spin on that...and i didnt feel like it.

So, lets get this in the clear right now.

Aliases will not be credited. Point blank. That means all the bashing on the boards...will never make the HDR.

besides, i was busy yesterday. sorry!! i guess its true. i shut up and my phone rings. damn, who would have guessed???

see you friday!!

p.s. for all the ones who think they shut me up...put the crack pipe down. LOL. I havent gone anywhere. just more important things came up that i had to deal with.

Thought you shut me up eh?? Fuck what you heard. I am here to stay. Get the fuck over it already!! LOL

Toodles!

What a novel idea.

She uses this board as her blog.
Lucky us.
NOT

One look at that cute azz, and that girl just needed some bouncin'. Her hands against the wall doggie style -- oh yeah! In the shower, in the bed, flat on that squeaky kitchen table. Bam bam! I couldn't help myself.

Man! That babe was super-freak incarnate. Even put her in a harness for a whole new take on "spinner." Sheeit. Then I gobbled her mound like Thanksgiving dinner. Boo-tee-lishous! RCG while oiling up that sweet azz. Oh yeah, baby.

She kept tryin' to do the hump day report; but I made sure she understood what hump day was really all about and we did the humpty hump all day!

I waived my usual fee so I took care of her off the clock!

Give her a few days to recover guys. She's still in that zone where she's sendin' me marriage proposals.

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Disclaimer: This is entirely fantasy. Khym and I have never met.

cuz it was funny a few days ago..now it's merely pathetic. lmfao. guess its not out of your system yet.

let's see who has the best insult to throw at me.

who knows? the best insult may be included in the Weekend Recap this Friday.

if its a good one.


Oh..how many of you are lackeys?? Some things are starting to make sense...

lmfao. Imagine! Lackeys doing the bidding of someone else!!


good luck!

bbl to check on this thread

In fact, one of your biggest fans!  Where in the fuck is my humpday report?

But, I figure, if I can't have the report I can at least dream what it might be like to lay your sweet azz like carpet.

only cringe at the thought of it.  It's her weekly chance to put her spin on anything and everything that happened.  If she leaves 1/2 as much rubbish around her incall, as she does on this board, the health dept. will get her long before she books a date again! LMAO!!!

Dear NDNT,

I have been told my remarks were too unkind for you, so here's another spin hopefully more PC.

I would ask that you refrain from making such distasteful, disparaging remarks about such an amazing, wonderful, and kind human being.

Please stuff anything in that orifice of yours, from which vocals seep out.

The pericardium which surrounds that beating organ in some human beings chests, has apparently become hardened, or is all together missing in your case.

You also appear to have another anomaly, you are also apprently atestis, but anomalies are quite commonly said, to run pairs, which seems to be quite true in your case.

Perhaps we could put it to a vote. I for one look forward to it. My vote is YEA for the Humpday Report. To make voting easier just put a for yea, and for nay.

...in addition to blogs, I have found twitter to be a great outlet as well. Twitter is probably why I don't post here nearly as much as I used to. I like it here, but on twitter I can tweet whatever I want without complaints and I know the people (followers) reading what I have to say actually care about it. Also, it's a lot of fun.

And according to CNN, kids 12-18 years old think twitter is lame and aren't nearly as active on it as adults, so come on over to the dark side!

Further, posting less increased my business DRAMATICALLY. Initially, posting a lot helped to get my name out, but after that, not posting as much actually improved my business. Just an interesting tidbit.

Off to tweet to my heart’s content.

Xoxo.

I'm willing to let anyone who has posted with an alias to out themselves here (and only here), but I have no interest in being buried in PM's.

Thanks for the offer though.

as my mind is already made up on this matter.

But I still like my fantasy of what I'd like to do to keep you too busy to write it!  LOL

I enjoy Khym's report. I also admire the way she let's the bullshit just run off, with a lot more dignity than the half-wits who are responible for the bullshit.

looks to me by the way you talked to her (fantasy or not), you probably just lost all hope of induction to the coveted MHOF!   (mangina hall of fame) Pity, all that hard work, down the drain, for a few moments of manhood!

I think its a good idea to have a link that
takes you to a hump day report . Use blogspot.com
this way all the narrations can be easily found
and remembered. It is hard to sift through so
much here . That's just my opinion.

DONT READ IT!!!!!!!!!

How hard would that be?

Apparently, just too hard for most.

Have a Nice Day.

See littlephil, I can be nice.

Again, no need for a cowardly alias.

Jaycee

She has a sharp wit and great way with words. I enjoy reading the humpday report and would miss it greatly.

Thanks for all the work you put into it Khym

Kisses Haley

I enjoy most of it, spin or not....sometimes makes me go back to threads I missed.  And (as has been said) if you don't like it, move on.  Some critics remind of the gnarly old fools on the subway griping how they can't believe what they found written in the newspaper, and then read every single word, and groan and mutter and cuss some more.

... doesn't mean I'm not eligible for the MHOF!

Plus, I don't define manhood in the sexual realm. I define it in the ethical realm.

NOW there can be no doubt as to who I am!  LOL

where the hell is the Hump Day Report? Christ it's nearly Saturday!

For those who do not like the report, please... STFU and stop reading it. How hard can that be?

I find it to be very witty and it runs on and on without grammar concerns. lmfao Still a lot of time goes into doing that for others entertainment. I would think if one did it just for themselves... well never mind, no idiot would do that.po

I know how hard this is to do. I once had a Sunday post ever week called "The Sunday Rip-Off Reort".

Believe me living in Las Vegas there are plenty rip-offs to write about and most peeps liked it. After a while it got in the way of my fucking. lmao

is so secret that they can't use their "real" handle?  

To repeat what Jaycee said, if you don't like the HDR, DON'T read it.  BTW, I don't read every post on this or any board.  It doesn't take a PHd to learn how to skim the topic lines and only read what you want to read; kind of like headlines in a newspaper.  Those of us that read a daily newspaper don't read every article or ad either.

apparently you can say whatever you want, as long as it is under an alias, not the other way around.

But if you use you non alias handle, and say anything remotely disparaging to an alias handle, your post will be pulled.

You can see, all the ugly alias's posts, are still up.

Again, no cowardly alias needed.

I'm still wondering were all the sex and erotic is in this thread.

Darlin, I doubt he'll be able to interpret your English... good show though!

disappointed that it didn't turn into one, and was trying to get it going that way.

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cowards know their posts have no validity because they used a fake, fake name???  LMAO...what a freaking joke!  So what's the difference if they use their real fake names?  What a detective you are KeyBone, you noticed that all negative comments were by aliases!!  Maybe the CIA could use those awesome deductive talents!
Time you whiny cretins get used to them, they aren't going away just because you cry each time they're used!  Geeze, take off those dresses, clear your plastic "tea set" off the table and grow a pair!

2 for the report and ...  Well that's it.  Little Phil and I both voted FOR it, and no other vote counts - so it is a unanimous victory.