My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives. The special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him, and the advice he used to give! Much was wasted because I was young when he died. If he were alive today and sharing his gems of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were well and good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grand fatherly advice, came when he paused, looked me in the eye and said ....
"Don't marry a woman with big hands. It makes your pecker look smaller."
I also miss my Grandfather. When I die I want to go peacefully, and in my sleep like he did. I`d hate to die screaming and scared like the other three people in his car.
I remember my grandfathers with great pride and accomplishment for the men they were and the family they left behind -- both of them. One was of Native-American descent (although you'd never guess it by my fairer complexion and blonde hair). The other was a genius and an inventor. They're both terribly missed and thought of often.
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