"Hobbiest on Board"

Support Your Local Provider...OR....OR...

Hobbyists deposit without withdrawl

Love means never having to hear "I have a headache"

Why wait for an amateur when you can pay a professional?

Pussy Powered

Hobbyist on board...Provider on Hobbyist

Live better...have sex more often!

Sex...it does a body good

My parent was Hobbyist/Provider of the Month on TER

Net Michelle is my co-pilot...call 911!

I love my Wife...and my Provider

Legalize It

Just Pay Me (this one is for Providers)

and my personal favorite...

Lily June's/Bush in '04.



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TERrific Tallywacking!

Tally-Ho!

Night deposits accepted...

However, substantial penalty for early withdrawl

Or . . .

"MADD" (masturbators against divine divas)

"Pass the buck (around)"

"Suck the chrome off a bumper"

"Let's hook(er) up"

" 'Shit happens' but only if you're not prepared"

"Smile and your crack smiles back"

"If you don't like my driving, then you don't like head"

"Horny toads become princes"

"Have a nice foreplay"

"You win some, you lose cum"

"Keep you eyes on the load"

"Carrying a heavy load" (and then some)

"A dime in the hand is worth a penny to a prostitute"

Oh, don't get me started.

Hugs,
Ciara

MEAN PEOPLE SUCK; NICE PEOPLE SWALLOW. (eom)

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My favorites so far have been a couple of Ciara's, "Things go better with a poke" and "you win some, you lose cum".

Most of mine are a little rougher-edged:

* I'm on my way home from nailin' your old lady, and you can read all about it tomorrow at theeroticreview.com!

Or, the even more sarcastic version:

* I'm on my way home from nailin' your old lady, and you can read all about it someday at theeroticreview.com if my friggin review ever gets approved.

* Don't laugh at my girlfriend, at least mine's paid for!

* My other ride...  is your 19 year daughter

* Don't laugh at my old truck, I just got a hummer

Instead of "start seeing motorcycles":
* Start seeing providers

* This truck was suck-started by someone on theeroticreview.com

* Condom: $1
 Hotel:  $90
 An hour with your sister: $250
 Her BBBJTCNQNS: Priceless

My favorite real-life bumber sticker was one I actually saw:

I don't take any shit.
I don't give any shit.
I'm not in the shit business.

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Sometimes puns are good!