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Will do, but . . . .
SnakePliskken 2784 reads
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1 / 36

I know I have approached this before but I will admit that I need a update.  

The new “trend” is these ass implants.  I see this all the time wether they are implants or not,  but I’m starting to see the voluptuous/victorian trend coming back to life....  As I do understand and respect that history repeats itself but....  NO!!!

Even now, when I feel like watching porn I have to witness a beefy woman pushing Jerk Mates before I can hit that “skip” button several times over.  I look at EROS and 3/4 are these body types.

So with this being said.  I believe there is flavored out there for everyone. So, the poll is this.

Kim Kardashian ass?

Or

Cindy Crawford ass?

The “latter” can be anyone you choose but the big ass bubble butt (Kim Kardashian is the gauge) is what I’m questioning.  I’ll search every week for someone and either they are showing off that huge ass or you do their research and you eventually see it on their website... Huge.

Either way....  Zero judging, but whats your preference?  Do you think its a trend or???  I have my opinion why, but I don’t want to get banned, I see the trend and the common themes.  But I just want to know the consensus of what people on this site is looking for.

Big thick ass and thighs or nice tight small ass and long legs???

Whats your preference?

But what do I know, I’m just a 4’9” midget with short stumpy fingers that couldn’t finger bang a mouse and from Anchorage Alaska.

Just my .02

SP

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 90 reads
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2 / 36

Not that I'm a 4-9 midget, but that we have similar tastes.  Lol   Like you, I don't care over bubble butts, so even if Kim Kardashian or Jennifer Lopez was giving it away for free, I would probably pass.  Why show up and embarrass myself by not be able to get a boner because I don't find that look sexy, right?

 
I have seen one Asian girl with butt implants.  They were hard and I didn't much care for them.  I admit they did improve her side profile, though.  Most Asian girls have flat butts,  which is not my favorite either, but I'll take the flat ones any day over the bubble butts.  

 
And then there are my personal favorites, who are Asian girls with a little bit of curve to her derriere.  I've included a link below so you can see what I'm talking about.  A few of these photos have been slightly shopped to add just a little more curve than is really there,  but her ass is stunning.  I have seen her and reviewed her.  There are about six photos in her gallery from different angles. This is as close as it gets to ass-perfection for me.  There are about a dozen more like her in LA with this kind of posterior.  

 
After me, its Amber 1, Kardashian 0.  Lol

Hpygolky 233 Reviews 90 reads
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3 / 36

So that would put me in the camp of "Nice tight small ass and long legs???. But that's me.
I know of a few that sport that Kim Kardashian style ass..It's nice but no big deal....But if you spot me some DD's and now it's a whole new ballgame.

SnakePliskken 87 reads
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4 / 36

As a agreed great ass!!!  

But I don’t want this thread to go off the beaten track. It’s not about the ass implant as it is the thickness that is becoming or has been popular.  

Not my thing.  

Just saying.  

Kinda like the 4’9” thing. A lot of looking up skirts and a lot of throwing around which that part is only good if they aren’t to drunk to at least attach Velcro.  

Snake

inicky46 61 Reviews 148 reads
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5 / 36

The only place I've seen a lot of them is in Central America. Personally, I think they look bizarre.

Hpygolky 233 Reviews 115 reads
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6 / 36

That's where I'm seeing more of it. A member of my family had some work done in that area...looks odd on her but she denies it....some woman huh?,,,lol

DeClemente 48 Reviews 95 reads
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7 / 36

Posted By: hpygolky
Re: It's getting traction in the Latina world here..
That's where I'm seeing more of it. A member of my family had some work done in that area...looks odd on her but she denies it....some woman huh?,,,lol
Among other celebrities, Jennifer López is partially the look that many Latinas are going for and trying to emulate in order to make themselves "supposedly" more attractive.  Popular culture promotes that kind of thing g, so between Kardashian and JLo, the craze for recognition is strong with a lot of people.  

Personally, they look about as attractive as hippos to me.

DeClemente 48 Reviews 103 reads
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8 / 36

I don't like the big ones at all, I prefer them in the small side.

cks175 51 Reviews 103 reads
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9 / 36

Do me a favor re Amber. Give us DMV mongers a heads up if you learn of her heading out our way.

RegencyHobbyist 109 Reviews 111 reads
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10 / 36

I’ll take Cindy Crawford. That nice, natural body is my style. I’m not a fan of plastic surgery.

SnakePliskken 84 reads
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11 / 36

I’m just using it as a gauge.   It actually is isn’t about the butt implants as it is about the thickness of the woman that is becoming the hype of today’s advertisements. Is it about the big ass, big thighs and short legs. Is that the attraction now? Once again,  we can go to EROS or different sites right now and find 75% of the women advertising are that build..

SP

sunnyday1 169 Reviews 99 reads
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12 / 36

I prefer the natural look. The women with the big fake asses do nothing for me, they look like cows. And they MIGHT look okay with clothes on, but even worse with clothes off. Disgusting. Its just a terrible trend that needs to die. These women are too damn lazy to go to the gym and do squats, sad.

liqq63 19 Reviews 114 reads
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13 / 36

...on who's ass we're talking about.  Long legs and ass cheeks that fit nicely in my hands is tops with me, but some big asses I just can't ignore.  JLo yes, Kim K no, for instance.  One totally fake body (ass, tits, lips) that turns me on is porn star Courtney Taylor.  Yowza!

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 91 reads
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14 / 36

She has a strong following of regulars, and the LA girls in this league rarely tour.  It would probably be faster for you to come here, . . . . even if you walked.  Lol

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 106 reads
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15 / 36

that direction until fat shaming comes back into style. Lol

QueenBia See my TER Reviews 103 reads
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16 / 36

After having children I wanted a Mommy make-over, but as a single Mom with no help I only enhanced my breasts. I am really glad I did not get my tummy & culo done too! I see the results & at 1st they maybe fantastic, but if you do not take care of yourself a year, or 2 later it is a waste of $. I really enjoy realistic features. My breasts are not huge stripper, or porn star boobs they fit my small frame perfect. Diet & exercise can help tone the body. I have an attitude of gratitude & am very body positive these days.

DeClemente 48 Reviews 90 reads
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17 / 36

Posted By: sunnyday1
Re: Natural
I prefer the natural look. The women with the big fake asses do nothing for me, they look like cows. And they MIGHT look okay with clothes on, but even worse with clothes off. Disgusting. Its just a terrible trend that needs to die.
I agree.

herbtcat 6 Reviews 83 reads
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18 / 36

... or to be more accurate, she looks like Snookie with slightly better makeup. (is that a "Glamour Troll"? LOL)  

 
I just don't like big asses, and I especially don't like enhanced asses that are pushed out to exaggerated proportions. It just makes a woman look like a caricature of herself, like the drawings you get from a sidewalk artist at tourist areas. Yuck.  

 
The same goes for fake boobs.  I'm an A, B, or C-cup lover. Put some nice perky boobs, and  a slim, round butt on a woman with a slim waist & pretty face and I'll be in heaven.  That doesn't mean I never like enhanced breasts; just keep them proportionate to the rest of the body.  

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

Hpygolky 233 Reviews 87 reads
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19 / 36

There's a Kim Kardashian dead ringer in Vegas, a lurking monger on these boards will know exactly who I'm talking about.
Very attractive, booty and great tits and a real cool girl to party with....right Mr Lurker? you know who I'm talking about?....lol

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 111 reads
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20 / 36

not give women the right size breasts in the first place.  It took medical science until the 20th century to figure out a way fix it without having them come off with the clothes.  I completely approve of women getting upgrades that will look perfect on their frame.  My favorite size is C.  It works on most girls who are slender, which is my preferred body type.   The problem with mismatched enhancements is many younger girls (probably because they listen to younger guys) think bigger is ALWAYS better.  Its not.  

KJ5233 104 reads
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21 / 36

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Re: I think we are similar . . .  
Not that I'm a 4-9 midget, but that we have similar tastes.  Lol   Like you, I don't care over bubble butts, so even if Kim Kardashian or Jennifer Lopez was giving it away for free, I would probably pass.  Why show up and embarrass myself by not be able to get a boner because I don't find that look sexy, right?  
   
   
 I have seen one Asian girl with butt implants.  They were hard and I didn't much care for them.  I admit they did improve her side profile, though.  Most Asian girls have flat butts,  which is not my favorite either, but I'll take the flat ones any day over the bubble butts.    
   
   
 And then there are my personal favorites, who are Asian girls with a little bit of curve to her derriere.  I've included a link below so you can see what I'm talking about.  A few of these photos have been slightly shopped to add just a little more curve than is really there,  but her ass is stunning.  I have seen her and reviewed her.  There are about six photos in her gallery from different angles. This is as close as it gets to ass-perfection for me.  There are about a dozen more like her in LA with this kind of posterior.    
   
   
 After me, its Amber 1, Kardashian 0.  Lol
Yea Big butts not so much for me. Now if J Lo was giving it a way for free; absolutely; Kim K not so much

brstlvr 96 reads
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22 / 36

But I love big fake tits. Some of them. Totally depends on the overall look and shape. A pair of nicely done C's is way better than basketballs. Then again, I'll take a nicely done set of GG's over a terrible set of C's.
With butts, there's a limit. If I can't imaging the lady being able to sit comfortably in a coach airline seat, with the armrest down, it's too big for me. Likewise, it might look great in a tight pair of jeans, but take those off and no matter what, all I see is a couple giant sacks of fat. Some of the ladies I follow on Twitter and IG will post videos of them jiggling their asses and I see are the lumps and lines of cellulite moving up and down.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 94 reads
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23 / 36

upgrades that that they have to at least look like they COULD have occurred naturally.  Its kind of turn-off for me when I see a 5-0, 100# spinner with DD's.  Its not believable for me.  Mother nature doesn't put balloons like that on a girl so small unless she is also obese every place else.

GaGambler 95 reads
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24 / 36

I dated this Vietnamese girl who was a little over 5' tall, but weighed well less than 100#, she was a 32B and looked almost "top heavy" lol

 
I think your example would make the girl look almost cartoonish and not at all sexy. As you said, only fat girls are 5' with DD's without surgery.

KJ5233 103 reads
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25 / 36

I have a young lady in my office maybe 4'10 - 5'0 90-100lbs with at least D cups. It does happen. I want to take a pic and send it to Gaga but most likely would send up creepy flares. BTW she has no idea.

SnakePliskken 42 reads
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26 / 36

As you seem to be opinionated, judgmental and kinda a know it all mentally.  Not to throw in the two words arrogant and narcissistic.  

So with all those qualities that you have. I’m guessing that you don't need a minion to tell you to scroll up.  

Stupid ass...

Sorry boys and those “White Knights”. Read her words. She’s always been...

Narcissistic.?.?.?

When she posts, I bite my tongue.  

OK , princess if you can’t find the poll, I’m sure a White Knight will save you.

GaGambler 148 reads
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27 / 36

and I didn't say "D" cup I said "DD"  

 
but I have to confess, I LOVE "little girls with big tits" It's my favorite body type.  PLEASE go ahead and send me her pics, I promise I won't find it "creepy" lol

brstlvr 146 reads
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28 / 36

20 something years back I dated a 5'0" lady who maybe 100 lbs and a natural DDD. At least that's what the tags on her bras said. I know that several years later she got a reduction due to chronic back pain caused by them.

Debra_Hollander See my TER Reviews 146 reads
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29 / 36

Posted By: GaGambler
As you said, only fat girls are 5' with DD's without surgery.
I've known a handful of very short women who were otherwise slender yet had natural DDs.  (one was much larger but she had some sort of genetic condition and multiple breast reductions over the years)

Anyway.....

 
One such woman was a close friend.  She was 5'0", a size 4 and wore 34DD.   Back then, that was also my bra size and once when we were getting dressed next to each other, we accidentally grabbed each other's bras.  

Because the shoulder straps were adjusted far differently, we quickly realized the mistake.  However, before switching back she looked at the tag first:  same brand, same size.  Then she looked at my chest and said, "how can we wear the same size when yours look smaller than mine?".    

Our other friend quickly came back, "hers aren't smaller, YOURS just look huge on you because you're ALL TITS!"  

And yeah.... she kinda was lol.  

chunking 94 Reviews 99 reads
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30 / 36

Good god. In the TJ clubs, some of the bar girls have the "nalgonas" so overdone, it's scary.  

I have and image of a guy with a 55 gallon drum of industrial silicone and hydraulic pump in a back alley.

GaGambler 100 reads
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31 / 36

If I ever get fat you can bet my future fat ass that I will be ashamed of it.  

 
Fat broads have started this movement to make men, and especially other women, not only accept their fatness but to embrace it. NO THANK YOU. I don't dislike fat broads, I just don't find them attractive and not all the political correctness, advertising, and social pressure to the contrary is going to change my mind on the subject.

20strojl 13 Reviews 89 reads
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32 / 36

AMEN to that!
Queen got it wrong when they said "Fat bottom girls you make the rockin` world go round" Ugh!

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 125 reads
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33 / 36

On her bras know they were natural.  Did they have a computer chip in the cups, or what?

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 102 reads
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34 / 36

Natural no implants looking GREAT at 50.

 
Steph XO

GaGambler 99 reads
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Short yes, but five foot and slim/slender means a size zero, not a size four. IMO for a woman to be a size four and "slim" she has to be at least 5'5"

brstlvr 90 reads
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No. The tags said the size. Which is what tags do.

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