No, no my friends THE Jerk is NOT Ridgetucky.

I coined this termed the other day while the wifEEE was giving me a BJ.  

What is THE Jerk you may ask?  

It is when a woman is giving you a BJ and you shoot your load and it hits the back of the throat or just hits her mouth when she is not expecting it (unexpected facials apply as well) and the female head "jerks" backwards

BTW it is a damn funny thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now my wife does not really like CIM but on this day she just had to take it.  Consider it an early Birthday present (for me not her)

And I noticed she did THE Jerk.  I laughed, she cursed and I gave a half-hearted apology (ha ha)

I have noticed this before with other women but I never coined THE termed until now!!!

In order to experience THE Jerk you have to pay EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA attention because the male orgasm is over in literally seconds.  (and it is damn near impossible to keep your eyes open while cumming)

And THE Jerk lasts like a fraction of a second.  

So to all you Hobbyists and Providers alike let's get Jerking

 
RT Says:   The human body is 75% water.  So the next time you fuck a Provider consider this the average provider charges $300.  So that's like paying $225 to masturbate in a swimming pool

now i know what DRIVEL is...

she had given up on your ability to cum altogether...

She told me so...

Love this comment from a review I saw

Soon I blasted into her tonsils like I was flying out of Cape Canaveral

I prefer "The Dive", when she knows it is coming and goes in to make sure none is spilled,

Wwhat a lucky woman

l like the touchy feely  woman with a "slow hand" to pop my gland

...that it doesn't turn into a "Blind Pirate!"  Trust me, you will never hear the end of it.

Be Safe!

Buck

I have noticed that as well.

Then there is the THE Deep Dive where she goes in and locks in until you have to literally push her off with a hard shove.

Man where do I come up with this stuff?

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wouldn't u say?
I guess not, u posted it.
If I'm supposed to be entertained, I'm not.

Last I checked the guys are here to fuck women.

And the women get paid to fuck.

How they do those acts is up to them.

But there's so much finger pointing here when it's something that some guy/gal doesn't like.

What Dungy finds degrading is RT posted it about his wife, and not about someone whom he is paying to fuck...

If that's the case, I can see Dungster's point of view.  

But Dungy being Dungy, he will always be cryptic and vague... When was the last time you couldn't make out 10 different meanings out of Dungy's post, and I am quite sure none of them were even close to what he actually wanted to say..

Yep...dungy is looking for his Captain-Save-A-Hoe button.

Good thing I don't review anymore...dungy would be looking to file a report with the "Pervert Police"  

Just another in a long line of misguided souls who feels that if you don't do it their way...then something is wrong with you.  

I guess it was just posted while I was frantically responding to your post...

Oh well.. I continue my hitting streak (14 in a row now) of misunderstanding Dungy's posts. You think I will beat DiMaggio?  

Sometimes I give him credit for being a little smarter than he is..

Is that what I'm doing? ( pointing fingers )
It was just my opinion, but u may be right.

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"crazy like a fox".....baby!
curly Q....if ya ever complete the 4th grade, I dare say your reading comprehension will improve.
just hope u dont end up on the short bus.....that would be awful......lmfao.

damn, that's the word I was looking for to describe u....PERV.
yep, I've heard.
CPA'S, always were a little wierd.

hope you are paying her enough xxx