First I search thru ads and comb thru many reviews until I find a girl that interests me. I then contact her thru a verification site such as P411 as I feel it is safer and easier for both of us and if after she reads the brief description I give of myself and she is interested in meeting we arrange a date and time.
 On said day I follow the girls procedures for meeting and show up on time, clean and with a open mind and a good attitude with no expectations other than those posted in her Ad and having read in numerous reviews which is fair to have. Hopefully she is ready also and when we meet though there is a seance of anticipation we give each other a warm embrace and possibly a kiss. After saying Hi I excuse myself to the restroom to freshen up and on the way I leave a plain envelope clearly on the table so that the girl can do whatever she needs to do before I come back.  
 After my brief clean up we do a little get to know each other chat so as to be comfortable with one another but not so long as to tell each other our life story and to let the girl know that I am not just there to pounce on her like the horny dog I really am (unless thats what she wants of course lol). We then proceed to doing our thing which you will need a VIP to find out about and at the end of our allotted time together I quickly clean up and get ready to go as as to not take advantage of her time unless for whatever reason she asks me to stay longer. Even then I do not stay so long as to where out my welcome.
 At the end hopefully I leave feeling like I may have made a bit of a new friend and head out the door with a shit eating grin on my face and week in the knees. On the drive home its all I can do to keep from having a 3 car pile up as I keep having erotic images appearing in my head from our encounter and after getting home and sitting down to write what I hope will be a kick ass review for others to enjoy and so as to gain information about possibly seeing this wonderful girl  I find in my mail a brief thank you
 from her about taking the time to visit and her hopefully wanting to see me again someday. I send a brief reply back stating the same and in the end feel as if this was just perfect!  
 I know I could have added a lot of more intimate details I guess but in essence this is the way I believe things in general should go and lucky for me I have had quite a few of these with some beautiful and intelligent women. Also what I do not do in the end is to bother the girls with pornographic mails or unsolicited and inappropriate calls or texts and with out a doubt I do not stalk or bother her in anyway except for a few I have been pleased to get a little closer to which is in the form of some friendly and brief catch up on things mail chats. I also would in know way try to convince some poor girl that I am her savior from this lifestyle or something god knows she could do a lot better than me!
 So girls is there anything more I should be doing or possibly less in order for you to feel good about seeing me? Sorry I cannot grow any taller or get any younger and guys well I really do not care what you all think unless your giving up BBBJs of course!

This must be the first entry.  Wish him luck.  I think the winner gets a T-shirt.

Sheesh...we get PSEguy147 over here to muck things up with how to not get busted...all of which is insane drivel.  Then we've got a few BE's such as LadyButler mucking things up trying to be the bitch of all bitches.

You sound like you have it covered, but the boys here are going to crucify you. You should send this to SWOP.

Sounds like one of his reviews...why he needed to post that shit here is the question.

Or, an attorney I don't have to fk to represent me lol. My stalker is back...the female version.

Pay him (her) their fees and move along.

Has she tried to mimic how you look yet

Well, I fked a CPA bwahahaha. Why is an attorney such a stretch? Heh. Half the damn hobby is made up of Lawyers. I would say 70 percent of the guys I saw in Nola, were. Kind of scary.

I was assuming that you were looking at a barter deal otherwise.

Yes, of course I can simply hire someone and NOT fk them, but that's hard.

Also the right way to go.

To offer me that $50.00 BBBJ? I am so flattered that you all took my post to heart so much that you would offer me your services!

Your post was so wonderful. I learned so much! It added value to my day, I'm so glad I read it.
I think I will print it out and stick it to my refrigerator. Excuse me, I have to go see how many times
TER will let me "like" it. Bye bye!

Well done, Clarence!  

Maybe you'd have more luck on Grindr?  Just a suggestion.

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and yes, he did seem to have put a lot of thought into this.

trolling for business from me you gutless alias using piece of shit. Unlike the others who at least show something of themselves and take their abuse like men I have no respect for you or others who choose to hide like scared little girls. Go back out on the streets to find your dicks you cannot have mine no matter how much you discount!

than the other gutless wonders here who choose to hide behind a alias as you are such a consistent poster and do offer credible insights to  this board. But please do not demean yourself in my eyes by trolling for business for your girlfriends Tony and FIDIOT it makes you sound like a pimp!
 Like the others I would agree to give you my Business but because of the Alias shit it would have to be at a greatly discounted rate!

How would you know who to call?  You're not too bright, are you?

has had such a profound effect on you and yes I would be honored to help out a guy in need with some of my insights. First off we should really work on finding you some better quality girls to choose as writing a average of 6 service score reviews must really suck! Unless you just really get off on writing crap reviews on girls which is a problem that I cannot really help you fix.  

I was of course just kidding with the others but it sounds like you might be really hard up? Not sure if your a girl or a guy? if your a girl please PM me your real handle so I can check your reviews and if your a guy I cannot believe I am saying this but maybe your bringing out a hidden part of me that I did not know existed until now! Either way If I can help you out by offering you that $50.00 donation let me know!

to what appears to be your dominant partner Clarence and with a name like Clarence I am sure he needs all the love and support you can give him! You Fellas keep having a good time with each other and please share a review with the rest of us sometime of your erotic escapades. Unlike Clarences other reviews maybe he would throw you at least a 8 if you offer to BB him!