I was strolling down memory lane, fondly remembering some past dates, finding pictures, etc. One girl had some XXX experience, so I searched for her on Yahoo video. There were a few videos of her that came up.
Unfortunately, one was of her with Ron Jeremy. I normally am not put off by such professional experience, but the Hedgehog is another matter. I really hate that ugly fat fucker. Interesting to know, however, that I am 2 degrees from several of my favorite stars of all time, most of whom are long retired or dead (like Ron should be).
Ron is super nice and funny. But he is apparently one of the most disgusting examples of a male physique a ps could be with. In addition, apparently his BO is appalling. She wished she had the stuff that coroners put under their noses...Kudos to him for banging the ladies he did and moving on to other ventures with the physical attributes God gave him.
I am two degrees of separation from banging Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas. And two degrees from banging almost every Victoria Secret model and hot Hollywood actress who worked in the last decade.
Unfortunately, two or more degrees don't help MY dick. Lol.
where we spent two or three hours in a delightful conversation. While we talked, he was badgered by dozens of swingers asking for his autograph. He was gracious to each one of them, always turning back to our conversation the moment they walked away.
So. Handsome? No. He would be the first to admit that.
Smelly? Certainly not the evening I met him.
Charming, generous and articulate? Yes and yes.
I understand that he's an easy target for some people. But there's more to the man than his unfortunate nickname.
But that doesn't mean I want to see him naked. Back in his prime, he was an attractive, hirsute dude. Now he uses his name and celebrity to bang girls who are trying to break into the industry.
Surely, every porn niche has it's fans. But how many people say, "Hey, that porn has 50 year old Ron Jeremy in it. Must buy/subscribe/download!"
I thought he was everyman's hero! That ugly, hairy, fat fuck got to screw hundreds or thousands of the most beautiful women in the world. He gives everyone hope! Lol.
I also heard that he is very friendly, funny, courteous, and down to earth in real life. Never had the "uppity" attitude.
BTW, if you hobby at all, don't you think you fucked a bunch of providers who have fucked hobbyists who were a lot worse than Ron Jeremy?
I didn't realize it until later, but I'm pretty sure I saw Ron Jeremy at Boston's notorious Naked I cabaret (sic transit gloria mundi). He had a couple of skinny girls with him that weren't NI dancers but were probably porn stars of his. He was more obnoxious (loud, attention grabbing) than the standard customer but otherwise not too bad. The thing is, I didn't realize who it was until later ... maybe he could have gotten me a part in a movie
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