Guys--and Girls--I am quickly approaching the half century mark (not birthday, providers!!). I'm currently seeing #47 today. Now, my accounting method is strictly adhered too. 50 DIFFERENT Ladies. It's taken me 16 months, and I'm not counting repeat visits. 50 first time dates.
So, I was wondering if you have any advice as to how to make it special. I'm trying to pick out a really nice prospect...but to be honest, I've pretty much run thru all the high end talent here locally...Go Figure! Should I fly some one in? If so, any recommendations? AND....do I tell the lady she's #50, or keep that secret to myself (and all of you, of course!!). Any ideas.
And yes, I know I need to get a life, but hey!! I hobby for a hobby!!!!
Unless you enjoy looking like a douche which you definitely will if you tell her.
Assuming you are sincere, which is doubtful obviously, see my 100th review of angel in NYC from 2008. I made my 100th review special and it still holds up as my favorite in both babe and review.
and isn't it a "count up" to fifty, not a count down? lmao
I think the OP is full of shit, but fifty isn't really that big an accomplishment anyhow, unless of course you do it in your first month. rofl
Or make a big deal out of it, make her wish she'd never met you, and prove to the world you're clueless. It's your call.
Sorry for such a lame post. Guess I should have posted about how I'm falling in love with my ATF. Or how my SO is really a provider, except she's my cousin, but it's ok since she's "well-reviewed" and I tip well.
Geez!! Try to be serious...get blasted. Try to have some fun, get blasted. Guess my twisted life will never be complete if flaming is a requirement!
Some poeple are just rude! IMHO I think you should tell her and the two of you pop a bottle and grab some strawberries and CELEBRATE BABY! As far as flying a provider to you, well that could be exciting too OR you could do a double and let the two ladies really rock your world
Either way I hope you have a wonderful time!
Hugs and kisses
TL
It would help if you post with your normal alias so we can see the 47 reviews you claim to have. Right now you sound like a 13 year old virgin with a logon.
You only set yourself up to be bashed by asshats and criticized by the envious.
Rock On.
Perhaps things would go better for you if you posted under your regular handle. For one thng it might make it easier for people to give recommendations if they knew who you've seen and liked.
And do you really expect the lady to be impressed when you tell her she's number 50? She won't be!
Let's just say that you aren't the only one to notice, and leave it at that.
since you posted this as an alias. Where is locally? And who are the 47?
50 ways to leave your liver.
Get it? Paul Simon song?
Oh shit, I know, I know.
No groans please.
I've been with 30 in 5 months, so I might get to 50 in less time than CatchinMyBreath does, LOL! I'm running into the same problem though as I have seen all the best talent in the area. I've only seen 2 new ones this month, so looks as if repeats are in order.
or 100th...or 200th....
There have been several providers I will never forget but it was because of the special time I had with them, not their numerical value.
CMB, I still hope your 50th knocks your socks off! Enjoy
If you have been with 50 what difference is #51? Just pick a winner and enjoy yourself without all your drama.
start with a little convo, while getting comfortable on the couch. then LFK that quickly leads to DFK. Then have her quickly drop to her knees and give you the best BBBJ you have ever had. But not too long since you dont want to finish so quick. Drop to your knees for a little DATY and be sure to comment how sweet it is. After she has her 3rd "O", on goes the cover for a little CG, leading to RCG, leading to ACG, leading to K9, then some more ATF, IBM, AT&T, and finally finish with some BIG. Then lay in each others arms and talk about her college degree, her real job, and ending world hunger.
log on and write a review, label her a 9 and 10 (feel free to cut and paste the above)....then it's on to 51.
best of luck my man
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