I have developed a generic template for you to use.

... the sum of your reviews is longer than War and Peace.

But I can see that the 10/10 current and wannabe's are slowly cutting their wrists thinking that they would have to actually work at this.  No longer can a guy just look at that Top list and go..."she must be the bomb"....only to find out she isn't.  

Posted By: hammerhead896

I have developed a generic template for you to use.  
   
  Pics Accurate: Yes/No/within 10 yrs.  
  On Time: Yes/No/ She Stood Me  
  Personality: Good/Bad/She at least said "Hello".  
  Service delivered as promised; Yes/No/She did let me jack off before she left early.  
  DFK: Yes/No/I think I felt some tongue?  
  BBBJ: Yes/No/She said next time if I use a scouring pad!  
  Daty: Yes/No/She was to sensitive,"Again"  
  Greek: Yes/No/With everyone else but me  
   
  Written Review: She Sucked me,Fucked me and I popped!  
                          My Highest Recommendation!  
   
  I really hope this helps you all out and I am sure the girls also as guys will be flocking to see them from your such thought out review!

Even that info gets spread around by guys looking to curry favor.

Oh I would be the first to admit that I am rather long winded and flamboyant yet honest in my reviews. it also sounds as if my Template suits you and I will gladly give you permission to use it for a very reasonable user fee of course as I just had it copy righted LOL.

Read a recent thread from a well known troll proclaiming the b/c has all and more to offer in terms of identifying board posters.

is a much more condensed and to the point version for those gentlemen who do not want to spend more than sixty seconds deciding on what girl to see. It is for those guys who do not want to waste time learning about pesky things like whether or not the girl has any brains,can speak English or is possibly mute which many of them would probably prefer lol.

Or are you just interested in keeping that info to yourself and your buds?

I have some thesis papers written in mine lol. I think they're fun to read though.

With his ball gag!  
But he has to take it out every once in a while to allow them to answer the TER Jeopardy question!

I take the shit I read here and in the b/c with a grain of salt as I know the drill.  Most is fluff and anybody with an IQ above a flea can discerne the bullshit thrown on the boards, behind the boards, and off the boards.

The written part was bare minimum.  

I guess if you were not just another Alias using troll wannabe we would see some sad stories from you or are all your reviews titled "Cry me a River"?

And I guess your definition of back channel is the drivel that is posted up on the GD board.  But you take it with a grain of salt.  LMAO

That shit happens...NGNTH just proved it.

It's discern.  

It's kinda like reading penthouse letters, I especially like it if I've seen her and his experience is similar to mine. So, I hope guys don't use your template, I'd much rather see the juicy details.

Is that when one hobbyist pm's another to ask about a provider? Because if it is, what motivation would the guy being asked have to lie? I've been forthcoming in my reviews, and I don't embellish. But I'll admit that a few of my early scoring were higher than they would be today as I was being with women that I'd never have a chance with if it weren't for the hobby. But I never found it necessary to make shit up that wasn't true. I don't understand what motivates someone to do so?

In a face to face.  Some mongers have actually made friends here...despite some naysayers who apparently have not picked the right friends...right NoGodNtheHobby?

Its our bung hole. Don't touch my bung hole bro [e]

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NO MANGINA allowed tag!

I get so tired of reading;
"Best bj I've ever had", "best sex I've ever had", etc.....so pathetic lol

Hehh hehhh haha hehh hehhh (my rendition of what I think B&B laughing would look like typed out).

Of writing reviews. Or the KISS theory, keep it simple stupid. All the bs about how many times the provider came is ridiculous.  And many of the profiles are worthless

Had what turned out to be a provider's "white knight" TM* take screen shots of my PM's to him and send them to the provider. I didn't get to see her.  

I have not read any of what he's posted yet.

Don't treat b/c like a confessional both.

But bless your heart.  There are hookers at the top of their game and top of the food chain that aren't so engaged in mindless drivel on GD boards.  Kudos, you've got your A game going here LMAO

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Yep...some hooker ratted you out.

Those tools you combined into one are just lovable losers  LOL

Me too...

I would think it does matter to you.

When someone is deceived they need to lash out...at anyone that is close by.

Posted By: Courtney.ova

I would think it does matter to you.  
   
 

I like to be able to gleam some kind of feel about what kind of a plant she maintains, clean? Comfortable aside from the bed? Massage table? Also, is she high-energy or languid and sultry. Yes, is she smart (nothing is sexier than smart). What kind of ambiance to expect, and what kind of personality and approach to her craft. How are the dynamics of the prelude... Like a theater improvisation or just flirty and playful, fiery? Passionately hungry? Do things progress seamlessly? Variety of approaches or is it the same routine with everyone-- dfk followed by bj followed by cg, etc... If it's always the same with everyone, I tend to keep looking.

he last thing I want in a review is a little fucking porn story starring the reviewer. Just the facts Ma'am

No reason for long reviews on escorts.

I can't get boners

Then just needed to know it was the same guy...