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Where do you think Santa Claus lived before he hiked to the North Pole?

no_email1924 reads

Who do you think invented the concept of the spoken language, Men or Women?

 
My money is on the female sex, Men want to fuck, Women want to talk.

Although Men, talk to Women, because we want sex.

 
Women get the most upset, when lied to by the opposite sex. Ladies you are the ones who want to talk.

 
That's why I think Women, invented the spoken language.

 
My suggestion to the women, who get up set over the lie's of men...

Shut up and fuck.

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sympathyforthedevil806 reads

Not sure about that. Average guy/guy phone call length 55 seconds. Average girl/girl call 55 minutes. YMMV.

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inicky46788 reads

Study shows men speak only 7,000 words per day, while women speak about 20,000.  This explains why he has such a tough time speaking to her when he gets home at night.  He has run out of words.  LMAO!

Related Link: It's really true girls. Y'all are blabbermouths.

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WondersOfTheWrld679 reads

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no_email778 reads

are you sure you're not with the NSA?

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inicky46550 reads

I love that ad!  Totes Magotes

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no_email762 reads

Using the name Hottie McHotterson preferably with red hair, her hotness must be expressed visually.

 
On a serious note. Why is the phone company privy to these extremely funny, but private mobile conversations?

 
Yes that ad campaign is hilarious!

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russbbj519 reads

I'm 50, so I'm not up with the hip and with it crowd, I really don't know what the hell that means

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no_email468 reads

I think it's a sprint ad...My best guess would be totally magotally, I have yet to hear a person utter such a phrase

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dontknowanymore658 reads

1. totes magotes
An awkward way to say "totally" when trying to act cool.  

Coined in the 2009 film "I Love You, Man"
Guy #1: Hey, we watching the game at my place tonight?  
Guy #2: Yeah. Totally. Totes magotes, man.  
Guy #1: ..Nevermind.
mark as favorite buy totes magotes mugs & shirts
totally totes magotes i love you man paul rudd jason segal  
by whitemamba March 30, 2009 add a video add an image
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Related Link: Totes Magotes

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russbbj532 reads

yes I've seen the Sprint Ad, just had no idea what that meant.

Are we getting dumber?

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dontknowanymore782 reads

Posted By: russbbj
yes I've seen the Sprint Ad, just had no idea what that meant.  
   
 Are we getting dumber?
Anytime.  And yes, we are.  It's called a "death spiral".  Ironically, there is a pairs ice skating maneuver where the lady puts her head up her partner's ass in the middle of a violent spin that bears the same name.


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no_email559 reads

I don't believe I was generalizing anything. I wasn't completely serious either, although I did hint to some nuances of truth.

 
Untrue? Well in that case tell me the truth...

I'm all ears, does that mean man should be with two women? :-D

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The-Sage-of-Hobbying651 reads

Big Vern looks at beautiful woman and wants to have sex.

Beautiful woman looks at Big Vern and wants to talk.

That's why I think they invented the language. To avoid having to f*ck Big Vern

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clarence37594 reads

it's like... you don't even have to THINK anymore! (thinking is just so hard...) You can just spew babble all over the place and then watch other people get mad... yuk, yuk, so much fun. Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Of course, some might argue that it is valid inductive reasoning... yeah, I know a women who likes to talk a lot, while most guys I know don't talk that much... therefore...  that's it!

And what a sweet, tight tautology:

1) Women... get up set (as opposed to down set, I guess) over the lie's (apostrophe "s", really?) of men;
2) Women are the ones who want to talk;

therefore

3) Women should shut up and fuck.

Which also proves, of course, that women invented the spoken language... uh... just because.

 
Fucking brilliant.

Fucking brilliant.

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no_email713 reads

Who do you think invented the spoken word? I think it was women, from my experiences females tend to be more into communication.

 
I just through in a few modern social sterotypes based on gender.  

 

Why did so many get upset over...Women should shut up and fuck?  

 

I will admit to baiting with my subject line, in relation to my posts over the past few days. I wanted people to be expecting something homophobic, only to not deliver on that perceived notion.

The question has been bouncing around in my pinball machine of a mind for a while now

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inicky46609 reads

You have unlocked the cryptology behind the the "logic" of bigvern, something that had failed the Greatest Minds of Our Generation until now.  You should get a MacArthur Grant!  Totes Magotes!

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no_email586 reads

Nick you should know my logic is sometimes fuzzy.

 
I've been trying for an honorary liberal arts degree, based on my posts here.

 
Do they give out honorary LA degrees?

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inicky46734 reads

From the New England Institute for the Criminally Insane.  For a small honorarium, I believe I can obtain one for you in Basket Weaving.

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no_email519 reads

That must be why the insane asylums were shut down. Outsourced labor is much cheaper.

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OSP570 reads

Women invented the spoken word, thus hookers benefited. When the first "I have a headache" was uttered, men began to "outsourse" sex.

Of course when the "headaches" began it also spawned the "I gave you your allowance this week" line. You reap what you sow girls. I use "girls" because it's immaturity that plays games

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Back_In_Black602 reads

Behind and started babbling ....I wonder who the 1 st Oprah was , they also created the 1st manginas ..yeah those were the dudes who stayed behind and didn't go and fight ....men "strong silent type" women , talk shows , reality TV , magazines , therapy , it doesn't end .....but some women are cool .....those are the ones who are sexy , feminine and a bit tomboyish ......xoxo....like London ...the sweet silent type ....;).......

Posted By: bigvern
Who do you think invented the concept of the spoken language, Men or Women?  
   
   
 My money is on the female sex, Men want to fuck, Women want to talk.  
   
 Although Men, talk to Women, because we want sex.  
   
   
 Women get the most upset, when lied to by the opposite sex. Ladies you are the ones who want to talk.  
   
   
 That's why I think Women, invented the spoken language.  
   
   
 My suggestion to the women, who get up set over the lie's of men...  
   
 Shut up and fuck..  
   
   
   
   
 

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Jinx_The_Cat584 reads

Women didn't talk too much in public before the 18th century.  Likely the first cave man chatted up some young hooker trying to get her to do a two hour session for the price of one.

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TheHoundOfCullin626 reads

It's Cavy the Caveman
They just don't make cartoons that awesome anymore.

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no_email637 reads

was Bobcat Goldthwait's inspiration.

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no_email626 reads

seems early, I don't know when meth was invented?

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no_email571 reads

I doubt meth, and speed are on the same level.

 
When ever I take some kind of OTC sinus relief, I can feel it. I would guess meth is far stronger than sinus medication, I have no desire to find out.

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JawKnee36522 reads

I would say spoken language was invented by whoever was involved in hunting -- men and/or women. Fearing for one's life probably produced a few "Oh shit!"s.

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TheHoundOfCullin536 reads

You are absolutely right..
The number system was integral in all forms of the earliest entertainment, and trade.
The only proof of early spoken word is in ancient number systems..
Look it up. It is fascinating actually.
The first human word was most likely "one".

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no_email492 reads

...and put our hands together when we pray?

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mrfisher465 reads

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Claudius42310570 reads

LA is a cool smart lady. met her once when I was traveling in artsy circles back in the day...

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no_email576 reads

I always thought those sound machines were pretty neat.

 
What if that was the mainstream sound today, things would look a bit different.

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tg_baby669 reads

Where do you think Santa Claus lived before he hiked to the North Pole?

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Claudius42310487 reads

EVERYBODY just EVERYBODY who's read their history and paleoanthropology knows that the five gendered space aliens from zeta Reticulum invented spoken language and taught it to humans!

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Robertini517 reads

I want to be stereotyped
I want to be classified

Related Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQvgxLKohX0

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anonymousfun459 reads

Leave it at that or who ever invented creationism!

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