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What would you do IF - another hypothetical scenario?
TheVoiceOfReason 2321 reads
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You set up an appointment with a top rated provider that you have seen before. You arrive at the incall, place the donation on the table, and excuse yourself to the restroom to freshen up.  Upon entering you see remnants of blue mouthwash in the sink along with two pubic hairs.  What do you do?

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inicky4694 reads

I would floss with the pubes.

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DeClemente94 reads

Posted By: inicky46
Re: I would be glad her mouth will be minty fresh.
I would floss with the pubes.
LOL!

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DeClemente80 reads

For me, seeing pubic hairs INSIDE the drinking glass for the blue mouthwash would be the dealbreaker. The fact that the mouthwash and the public hairs are in the sink at the same time doesn't necessarily tell me they got there at the same time. One could have been there first and the other came later.
Sure, it's a dirty sink, it's inattention to detail, it's off-putting to a certain extent, it's gross, but I'm going to ignore it all and proceed to getting laid.

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Black--Panther86 reads

I'd wonder WTF with the pubes in the sink. Then I'd think the provider was a trans, because NO woman would leave pubes in the sink.

 
On a related note, how about bar soap in the shower with pubes stuck in the soap.

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TheVoiceOfReason130 reads

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SteadyAlways128 reads

Really guys? Unless you are the first of the day she has fucked, sucked an unknown number of guys on the bed you are laying back on while she sucks you.

The only fault I see is that if the gal is supposed to be top notched, then she should be cleaning up or having the place cleaned up better between guys with hard dicks.

Some wives I've visited should probably be a little more careful also... lol

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SteadyAlways105 reads

My wife of 25 years (a practicing Professional - i.e., "whore") and I loved morning sex. We seldom missed a morning. She was super clean and practical. But, her first customer of the day was seldom "first, lol", let alone the fourth or fifth.  We were always bareback, and probably some of her "customers" also.  It is, in the final analysis, one large happy family... lol So, guys especially should get over it.  Unless you are positive you popped her cherry (and that has been faked also) and guarded her 24/7 for ever; then it is pretty likely she has seen more than just your cock. https://www.theeroticreview.com/library/style/i/emoticons/teeth_smile.gif

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Black--Panther108 reads

That was my point. Women are fastidiously clean, and I doubt a woman would have pubes in the sink; In the bed, definitely, but not in the sink. If there are pubes, it probably from some guy scratching his balls and then washing his hands.

Posted By: TheVoiceOfReason
Re: The pubes are probably there because she just got done blowing the guy before you.

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ishitunot86 reads

Def grab the cash and run.....I hate the blue mouthwash...LOL

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rangerc79133 reads

You are visiting a "PROVIDER",  not your GF, if it's your GF, then there is a problem.....

Provider have other clients too.......

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GaGambler101 reads

What you describe doesn't sound like anything I can imagine experiencing with a "top rated" provider. So sorry, but I don't think I am going to take the bait on this one. I reject the premise of your question. NEXT

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TheVoiceOfReason98 reads

Well, although most of these are hypothetical this one is actually not.  And it was a TER 100 provider.  Separately, I used an agency a few weeks later and the lady had toilet paper stuck to her pussy when she took her panties off.  I am taking a break from this for a while.

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coeur-de-lion98 reads

I'm always amused by guys who use an outlier to try to make something sound like a common problem.  If its really bugging you, put it in the review and move on.  

 
I've dated a lot of civvie women  who  now and then had toilet paper stuck to their pussy.  What's the big deal with THAT?  So she peed before you got there.  Why is that an issue.  With what the providers have to deal with in the form of monger hygiene issues, that really seems like nit-picking to me.   If this is a problem for you, invite her into the shower with you at the start of the session.  You said it was an agency girl.  Most of them will shower with you.  That will take care of it.  

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impposter86 reads

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
I've dated a lot of civvie women  who  now and then had toilet paper stuck to their pussy.  What's the big deal with THAT?  So she peed before you got there.  Why is that an issue.
What kind of cheap-ass TP is she using? If it's falling apart and sticking to her front parts, it's probably falling apart and leaving her bare hand to wipe her rear parts. Well, if it's a hotel incall, she can just wipe hands on the drapes.  
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OTOH, she isn't the only one who has difficulty with personal bathroom matters.

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GaGambler89 reads

Especially since that's usually where I wipe my dick after I cum. lol

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coeur-de-lion87 reads

roll over during sex and blow her nose on the corner of the top sheet of my bed.  I said, "WTF did you do that for?"  She said, "I didn't want to get out of bed to go to the bathroom and ruin such a hot moment."  I said, "You don't think leaving your snot on my sheet kind of ruins the moment for ME?"   Lol    (BTW, a civvie girl I picked up in a bar, not a provider. )

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coeur-de-lion105 reads

after you finished, I know you would have steeped them in hot water and made yourself a nice bowl of pussy soup.  Lol

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team_rocket_qwerty91 reads

So if you are seeing her again, you know her and know what to expect. And you're repeating for a reason.

 
Who cares what's in the sink? Certainly not me.
Non-issue whatsoever for me.

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DeClemente86 reads

Posted By: team_rocket_qwerty
Re: You have seen the provider before.  
So if you are seeing her again, you know her and know what to expect. And you're repeating for a reason.  
   
Who cares what's in the sink? Certainly not me. Non-issue whatsoever for me.
I agree. What's next, digging through the trash cans and garbage disposal to find a reason to get offended? Lol.  
Hell, I'm not there to conduct a white-glove inspection. Carry on!

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