Ladies, have you stared into some hideous nasal cavities filled with mini-pubes and/or asparagus stalks? Did the view dampen your ardor or propel you to new slights? Bottom line, should a gentleman monger seek a nasal nostrum before a dalliance, for instance a mini-Brazilian? Or are our hirsute snouts just not an issue in the boudoir?
(This is NOT an ad for those useless fucking battery powered roto-routers that basically wind a few nose hairs around their shaft and then start yanking for dear life.) Coming soon: Ear hairs.
I get my nose hairs waxed. Interestingly, while plucking them out one by one hurts like a bastard, having them all yanked out at once doesn't hurt at all.
stick has the warm wax on the end, they stick it in and swirl it around a bit, wax cools and they yank the stick out, hair comes with it. Doesn't hurt at all.
Get a Q-tip and some superglue. Smother said Q and insert in nostril. Wait 30 seconds and forcefully remove. If this works for you PM me. I have more awesome manscaping tips for you.
I can't wait for your tips on manscaping, I can only hope they don't involve chain saws. lol
As for nose hairs, I use those curved scissors that manicurists use, it lets you trim WAY back up there and it takes a week before any hair grows long enough to be noticeable. Your way might be a bit more effective, but if it's all the same to you, I will stick with my method.
Ladies, have you stared into some hideous nasal cavities filled with mini-pubes and/or asparagus stalks? Did the view dampen your ardor or propel you to new slights? Bottom line, should a gentleman monger seek a nasal nostrum before a dalliance, for instance a mini-Brazilian? Or are our hirsute snouts just not an issue in the boudoir?
(This is NOT an ad for those useless fucking battery powered roto-routers that basically wind a few nose hairs around their shaft and then start yanking for dear life.)
And last night I made the mistake of looking in a mirror and realized what a treat I could be bringing along on my next assignation if I did not grab the lawn shears and get to work. Agreed ladies like a bouquet but it depends on the arrangement. N'est-ce pas, ma cherie? Voulez-vous des booger bushes?
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