Thought I’d share a bit of my recent trip to Amsterdam, Vienna, Budapest, Tel-Aviv, Barcelona, and Zurich.

Arrived at AMS about 9:00 am and had a 1:00 pm flight out.  Took the train to the city, had a Pannekouken for brunch, and wandered the red light district to eat up an extra hour before heading to the airport.  It was tough not partaking of any of the lovely ladies, but I knew what awaited me in Vienna.

Arrived VIE at 2:15, train to hotel, dropped off luggage, and tram to south side of city to FKK Goldentime.  For those not familiar, an FKK is sort of a health club without mechanical workout equipment but with a number of very attractive young ladies walking around nude (or nearly so as some wore something decorative).  Customers are usually upper-end business types from all over the world with most wearing a towel.  Goldentime is a city FKK which lacks the usually spacious outside grounds of suburban or country FKK’s though it does have an outdoor patio, pool, and sauna.

I showered, wrapped on a towel, had a drink, talked with a few of the 25 or 30 ladies and chose Leeza, a blond 23-year-old, for round one.  Bulgarians, what can I say.  5-minute massage, fairly enthusiastic CBJ.  She rode me, mish, finished doggie.  She didn’t speak German or English very well so conversation was unfortunately minimal.  Hope she’s there next time I am.

Quick shower, 15 minutes in sauna (watching lovely naked ladies out the window and talking US politics with a bunch of Euro guys), dip in outside pool, relax, read, watch cute naked ladies, eat dinner at the buffet, relax, more conversation with ladies and gentlemen, another sauna and dip.  Several times while laying on a cushioned lounge chair a cute young lady would come by to talk and would often lay on top of me and snuggle for 10 or 15 minutes hoping to take me to a Zimmer.  Tough life.

After 4 hours recharge time chose Ellana.  A very cute blond 18-year-old from Romania.  She’s about 5’ 8”, thin, and bubbly.  She led me first, not to a zimmer, but to the steam room where she proceeded kiss every millimeter of my body, rub me down with a scratchy sponge, cuddle and kiss more, then to the shower, washed each other with her paying almost too much attention to my member.  Then off to the zimmer.  More cuddling, BBBJ, and boy does this gal know how to play with balls, cover on, she rode me, mish, on the side, finished doggie (and what a view).  

A sauna to cool down from Ellana, dip in the pool, shower, and it’s time to meet friends back at the hotel.

€1,60 Tram, €80 Entry, €8 drinks, €60 Leeza (30 minutes, but more like 15), €90 Ellana (1 hr and a full one it was).  So about $270us for 6 hrs including a pretty good buffet dinner.

A couple of days later, lacking much time but horny as hell, I headed off to my favorite quickie in Vienna – Kontacthaus.  There are about 15 or 20 of these scattered throughout the city.  They’re kind of an upscale version of Germany’s eros towers.  This one, my favorite at Schummangasse 77, is 4 floors with about 10 studio apartments on each floor.  It is also across the street from a police station.  Girls either sit in their rooms with the door open, or sit in the common room chatting.  Chose Maria, another thin Bulgarian with limited German or English.  She led me to the common shower room where she put some soap in my hand and instructed me to wash her and then she washed me.  Back in her room came a very enthusiastic BBBJ.  Rather than a cover on me she inserted a female version and started riding.  And rode, and rode, and rode.  Slowly, fast, laying down DFK, sitting up, leaning back, lather rinse repeat a few times.  Just as I was thinking it was time for mish or doggie she slowed down, leaned forward and began a DFK and ear nibbling that left me no self-control whatsoever.  So much for multiple positions.  But oh what a good use of €75

Next came Budapest, Tel-Aviv, and Barcelona.  All good hobbying, but…

Last before heading back to the states was Zurich and Globe FKK.  Plan was to spend 2 or 3 hours enjoying the club before partaking and then leaving to meet someone for dinner.  Then, 30 minutes after I arrived, she walked towards me as I lay on a lounge chair. She was small and thin.  From a distance she looked shaved but then she got closer and straddled my stomach.  She had the cutest little peach and it wasn’t shaved at all, but covered in fine peach fuzz.  As Duane Allman famously said “It’s time to eat a peach.”, and off to a room we went.  I rarely go down on ladies but couldn’t resist Jasmine’s little peach.

After some time I slid up to nibble on her little nipples and suddenly felt her legs clamp tight around my lower back and she pulled herself up against me, humping and rubbing that little peach of hers anywhere against me she could.  Within seconds she’d reached down with her hand to take care of her peach herself.  Sometimes with just her fingers, sometimes using my little guy as a massage toy.  All with her legs still wrapped around me and her body still pulsing against me but now with the nails of her free hand digging in to my back and her tongue exploring every bit of my mouth.  Good thing she was so small and lite and her nails fairly short, though I’m not sure I would have noticed her nails if they’d been drawing blood.

When she was done and calmed she moved her nubile young body around and proceeded to give a wonderful and slow BBBJ and then layed next to me snuggling and stroking me for several minutes before suggesting mish which we proceeded to very slowly.  As I entered she asked me to just stay still in her and we kissed for a few moments which I was more than glad to do.  After some time of this I was about to explode.  Like the old tootsie pop commercial, how many strokes does it take to reach the center of nirvana with Jasmine?  One, two, three very very slow and I was gone - and with one of the extremely few times I’ve ever yelled out loud.

I have no clue if she was acting or not.  If so, she is really good.  In any case it was a memorable and awesome experience.

7 chf train, 90chf entry, 200chf Jasmine so about $250 US.

Back in the late seventies I was in the hospital after some major surgery.

This movie came on (I had never seen a Pink Panther movie before) during this scene, I nearly exploded the stiches in my stomach and the subsiquent scene when he tried getting across the moat and into the castle.

This scene in indented into my mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXn2QVipK2o



-- Modified on 11/18/2008 1:16:40 PM

and have been researching.  Thank you so much for your detailed report.  Did you visit the sex museum in Amesterdam?  What did you think about the coffee shops?  I am not a 420 person but very curious of their alternative lifestye.  I am hoping to make a visit in the spring.  Do you have any recommendations on which hostel to book in Amesterdam?  Thanks, Madison

The FKK Sauna Club experience was tremendous.  I am looking for every opportunity to get back to Europe on business!

The sex musuems in Amsterdam were mostly more hype than substance, but the vintage cartoons were hilarious.

The coffee shops were one of the few things open after 3am, but they don't carry ANY munchies.

Everyplace is easy to get to in Amsterdam with a bus pass and a little walking.  The people & architecture/landscape watching is fantastic!

Nice work if you can get it.

I believe this is a link to the FKK Goldentime mentioned in the story.

http://www.goldentime.de/fkk_goldentime_ambiente_big.htm

I didn't even know what FKK was but with a google search I gather its from a German word and indicates naturist or nudist in the U.S.  Still, that does not imply hobbying or free sex.  Is there a resource to read more about this?  I would sure hate to go to one not knowing what  to expect or how to behave.

A great club itself.  Vienna is:

http://www.goldentime.at


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basically upper end health clubs but without workout equipment.  They vary a bit, but usually have sauna's steam rooms, indoor and outdoor pools, indoor and outdoor hottubs, various areas to relax inside and out, TV room (usually a football game or bike racing on), movie room (porn), bar (generally non-alch is free, alch is a few euro), and most include a free buffet (all are good, a few are really excellent).  The vast majority are fairly nice and clientele are often business and executive types.

Most charge about $100 entry for the day, however long you stay.  Alch drinks (a very few don't offer alch), girls, and massage cost extra.  Girls are usually wandering around fully nude though clubs differ and some have theme nights where the girls dress up.  If you're interested in a girl they'll take you back to a room (kammer, zimmer, etc) - cost is usually about $60/20min with discounts for longer periods.

Massage is nearly always from a professional, usually male, for about $75/hr.  If I have the funds I'll almost always include a massage in my visit.

Clientele usually just wear a towel though bathrobes are also available.  Some clubs allow clientele to be nude anywhere, some only in and around pools and sauna's.  Clientele are expected to behave and clubs are never hesitant to remove people.  Americans talking loud or acting typical American obnoxious will often be escorted out.  I've seen this a few times.  There is a fairly high level of camaraderie among the men and conversation with the other men is always intelligent, enlightening, and enjoyable.  There are more than a few I've met over the years that I've stayed in contact with and done business with.

FKK also stands for Free Nature Society, Free Culture Society, or something similar (depending on language) and is, as you found, nudists or naturists.  This is primarily in East European areas though has spread somewhat.  Sometimes you will see signs near beaches indicating FKK or with a line through it indicating nudity not allowed.  The FKK Sauna Clubs are sort of an outgrowth of this.

Hope this helps.

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some fkk places are just nudist beaches or nudist areas and are not hobby locations so be careful don't expect this everywhere!