looking through the post below on "trouble"!  I got to thinking - in today's world - post Nixon/Watergate; Carter/malaise on the presidency; Bush I/"read my lips"; Ford/Pardon me!; Reagan/"Raygun"; Clinton/Lewinski; Bush II/"God speaks to me!"  I still do not think that this country is ready for a  bright dude who enjoys porn - and escorts!

Lol!  could ya see it now- state dinner - and I have to haggle over the price of the evening with an escort - ya can hear it now "Hi, is this 'she, whose name we cannot mention'?"  

"Yes it is, how may I help you?"

"What would be your going rate to attend the gala New Year's Eve dinner and dance at the White House?"

"Sweetie, I go by time alone... unless of course you want extras"

"Well, let me see, I could send the limo to pick you up at 5 PM, and by the time you get through security it would be 7 PM - but I don't want to pay for the time in security - as I will not be with you!  As far as extras, you are there to be eye candy alone.... you are the gal in the pictures on your website - right...?"

"Ok, OK, I guess for you I could make an exception and charge only 1/2 rate for the screening process - by the way speaking of screening how do I know you are who you are....  give me your phone # so that I can call your place of employment.... and verify!?  and sweetheart, I am the girl on the web posting - I swear....  it is me!"

"Uh, do you really have to call the White House? I mean it will go down in the records..."

And so on......

Think about it.....  but then again there was that JFK/Marilyn Monroe thing......  something about a birthday party! lol!