have YMMV in their ads?   i know what it means but that keeps me from contacting the lady for a date making me leery, I may not get her best.  

Also, would it be wrong for me to ask her, what she means by having YMMV?

It is always understood in the hobby that no two guys are alike and none will get the EXACT same service save the obvious acronyms.  
 

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outside of what I posted yesterday, I can think of one other major reason - chemistry.  That's right not everyone responds the same to the sexual partner across the bed from you.  They may be giving advance notice that if the chemistry is not there, your experience may vary...  Then there are circumstances... example I was with a visiting lass to my fair city.  As we began the session, she mentioned that she was hungry.  As the session ended she continued to ask where restaurants were and If I knew any to recommend, as she was HUNGRY.  Having nothing scheduled after our meeting, I asked her, "would you like me to take you out to eat?" to which she replied "that would really be sweet, give me a minute to dress"  She dressed in 30 seconds flat and off we went.  This turned a good date rating of 8 to a 10.  The chemistry was there, the opportunity was there and both parties were willing.  Did I expect the same on our 2nd  meeting?  No.  gotta recognize it for what it was.... so as the ladies say YMMV - which is VERY honest - I would see those that state that as it is just real.

If you're an ass hole or don't have the decency to wash or brush you're teeth , then you'll get the bare minimum. Nice attitude and good hygiene will usually get much better treatment than anything.

YMMV has a multitude of meanings .
 She answers some guys calls every time they ring her number .  
   When he arrives her phone is on silent .
  Other guys don't get that mileage  
  He's doing doggie and she answers her phone  , hoping it's the other guy  .  

But more to do with who walks through her door and the condition he is in and his attitude.  

Unfortunately, many men feel that if she does xy and z with Mr. Nice CLean Man she will do those things with every man, including Mr. Stinky. Well not true and by placing YMMV it is telling you that no matter what you saw in her reviews, if you are not clean and respectful etc. , you don't get what he got.

And how the heck can an escort possibly guarantee,  to do anything to a guy sight unseen? That just sets it up for a disaster if he walks in and his unclean or hung like a Mule and he said he wanted Greek?

You could ask but really, until you get there, she has no idea who she is going to meet and in what condition you are in.

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