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I was always under the impression . . . .
coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 4721 reads
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that to qualify for Ms. TER, a provider had to be part of the TER community and participate on the boards.  The recent past Ms. TER's like Angelina, Paige, Ashley, Jaydalee and others had a board posting history and most of the active community on the boards knew who they were before they were honored as Ms. TER.  The new Ms. TER has no posts on this board, nor on her own Regional board.  Anybody here know her or have seen her professionally?  How does an unknown like this get selected for Ms. TER?:  Are there new criteria, or are there NO criteria?  Lol

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She is hot as fuck! Sorry can’t help.

And posts ads in various regional ad forums.

...that you knew how to do a search on TER.  Apparently you do NOT know how or you are lying when you posted that "The new Ms. TER has no posts...on her own regional board."  Here are her regional board posts:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/searchMessagesResults.asp?FromPost=1&MessageID=&BoardID=16&Search=&SearchType=1&Author=lisaguzman

 
What say you, CDL?  Were you lying when you said she has NO regional board posts or don't you know how to do a search.  Or is "NO board posts" simply poetic license for "EIGHT board posts?"

 
The new Ms. TER has a total of THREE HUNDRED THIRTY-NINE posts on the Photo Board and on regional boards all over the country.  She has ONE HUNDRED FORTY-ONE reviews on TER.  Yet you're asking if "Anybody here know her or have seen her professionally?"  You do realize that only about 10% of hobbyists participate in the discussion boards don't you?
There are 141 TER hobbyists who have seen her "professionally" but who may not participate in the discussion boards.

a complete nerd stalking you.  That way, minor mistakes can be corrected and main points can be confirmed .  I searched "lisa guzman", not "lisaguzman" as all one word, so your attack is disingenuous and self-serving.  In YOUR world, is merely posting photos and ads considered ENGAGING ON THE BOARDS with the TER community?  It's good that we have a guy with no life except searching archives for minutia to more or less confirm my point.  She has 8 posts on the Florida board in two years, and they were mostly about announcing where she is working, which is not conversation with other members, so while you are technically  correct, I stand by my main point which is that she does not engage in conversations with TER members on the boards as many other providers do, including past Ms. TERs.  There are other providers to have just as many reviews as this woman, and do not engage on the boards with members, but they are not being held up as Ms. TER, are they?  

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I have a solution.. You two should meet up for happy hour.. Hash out the differences, and then just hug it out..  You both live in CA, yes?

Eight whole posts on her regional board which are primarily promotional just confirms my MAIN POINT that she does not engage with the members here the way other providers do.  Eight posts is an average of ONE per QUARTER (That's 90 days for those that are slow).  It's inconsequential to the point I was making.  Don't tell me that BigP is your mentor now?   He often inadvertently makes my point when he's really just trying to be a troll.  Thank you, too, for RECONFIRMING that there are no posts out there of her engaging with mongers on the boards.  

 
I think a lot of guys here, like me, would appreciate a Ms. TER who engages and mixes it up with us on the boards rather than one who is just using TER as window dressing to promote herself.  We all learn a lot from hearing the POV of providers on the boards.  I think it makes us better and more understanding customers.  Besides, no one has answered my question yet . . . .  How did she get picked for this over the many ladies that are active here in the TER community?  Is our most recent Ms. TER, Victoria, just an outlier in that she engages with the customers here, or should that be something we should expect for a lady that aspires to Ms. TER?  

any of the dozens of ladies who post on this board.  

How about you list us ONE dozen women who post here? There's QueenBia, VJ and.....who?  
I like lopaw but she's a monger and doesn't count.
Dozens? LMAO.

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Here are a dozen AND a half ladies who have posted on this board within the last 30 days. . . . . Queen Bia, Victoria Jolie, Cuckold Vanessa, Lady Anna, Jaydalee, Goddess Jezebel, Paige Savage, Mel (Sweet strokes), Queen Sophie, Lana Love, Yesenia Marie, Danica Malone, Veronica Turbay, Kitty76, Maggie Linn, Camille, Adeline Dare, AND one of the perennial  favorite posters, Steph.  

 
If I go back another month, and a few more months after that, I'm confident there will be many other names to add to the list, ending up with "dozens" just like I said.  There would be even more, as well as more content from THESE ladies, if board posting was a prerequisite for becoming Ms. TER.  I don't expect you to apologize for calling me a liar.  Attack posters never do when they are busted.  BTW, Lopaw is in my area, so I'm well aware she is a pussy-lover, just like us.  We've seen some of the same girls in SoCal.

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
There would be even more, as well as more content from THESE ladies, if board posting was a prerequisite for becoming Ms. TER.
Will you then add criteria for frequency, length, or content? E.g.,  
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"I do / do not agree."
"You left out Hextyn from your list."
"Hello gentlemen. I hope that all is well!"
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."
(Gettysberg Address? Shakespeare Sonnets? ... ?)

Nicky's challenge was very specific, so I responded accordingly.  I did not say my list included EVERY provider who posted.  He asked for a dozen and I provided a dozen and a half.  You can try to deflect from that any way you want, but it just makes you look like a desperate white-knight.  Trust me, Nicky does NOT need a white-knight.  Lol

 
I don't get to make the criteria, TER does, but I think board participation should be added to whatever the other criteria are, which we still don't have an answer to.  

I did NOT ask "for a dozen" provider posters. YOU said "dozens" posted here and I called bullshit. YOU responded with a list of a dozen and a half, NOT "dozens." Yet now you are trying to change the premise of the debate.
Why don't you just do what you usually do?

embarrass yourself like this because you can't remember what you posted a few days ago and you are too arrogant to look before you post, so I copied your post and paste it her to refresh your recollection.  Got embarrassment?

 
"How about you list us ONE dozen women who post here? There's QueenBia, VJ and.....who?"  

 
You challenged me to name a dozen and I named a dozen and a half.  Are you not good at math, either?  Lol

...she'd like it very much if she knew you were still using the accusation of being gay as a pejorative.  It's the 21st century you know.

because I know you are a homophobe and it gets under your skin.  Lopaw and I have PM'd going back several years because we both like the same type of providers.  You probably don't know that hobby buddies trade intel because you don't have any buddies, much less any intel to trade.  The number two person in my company that manages much of my day-to-day operations for over 25 years is a Lesbian woman, so I'm completely comfortable with any and all Lesbians.   She's also the only one that works for me that knows I'm a monger.  She has a good eye for pussy, just like Lopaw.  Lol

 I also socialize with gay men, who know not to try to hit on me.  When was the last time you had drinks with a group that included both gay and straight men?  Never?   Lol

I don't think the BPOS ever has drinks with buddies because most bars and clubs don't serve Ensure.

...some links where it "gets under my skin?"  I won't hold my breath because we both know it's your usual BS.

 
You "only" use that with me?  Are you sure?  How is it that you've been on TER for so many years and still don't realize how easy it is to catch you lying?  

 
In how many posts did you call Gentle Guy "Gentle Gay?"

 
Or how about Laffy?  You posted this to him:
"I faced the fact . . . .a long time ago that you drink sperm.  Its all you talk about on the P & R board.  50% of your posts are about sucking dicks.  You seem obsessed.   I'm not judging you for it.  Even though I'm straight, I have gay friends who talk about it, too, but not as much as you do."
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/i-faced-the-fact-----966592?page=

 
Or how about hobbyhunter69?  You used the imputation of homosexuality as a slur against him:
"Anyway, nice to see you and the fat guy trading off on who's the 'top' and who's on 'bottom.'"
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/you-seem-a-little-tightly-wound-today-----986387?page=

 
"I see you're the . . . .'bottom' this time.  Its a plus that  you guys are 'versatile'  Bwahahahahaha"
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/i-see-youre-the-----976129?page=

 
I see when the two of you . . . . .get together like this, you are the bottom.  I'm not surprised.  Bwahahahaha
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/i-see-when-the-two-of-you------976041?page=

 

 
The "T" in LGBT stands for Transgender.  Yet you like to use the word "tranny."  That is as insulting to a TS as the N word:

 
"If you had a pussy . . . . .You'd be a tranny..."
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/if-you-had-a-pussy------996846?page=

 
"Not if you can tell the difference . . . .a genuine clit and a small tranny dick.  Lol"
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/not-if-you-can-tell-the-difference-----991344?page=

 
"I don't think anyone on the tranny board has put him on ignore.  He's very popular there."
 http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/re-starts-with-a-b-979491?page=

 
"Why am I not surprised . . . .you offer sexual services to other men?  Are you by any chance a tranny?"
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/why-am-i-not-surprised-----973366?page=

 
Those are just a few examples proving that YOU are a homophobe.  Now why don't you try to prove your BS statement that I am a homophobe.  Like I said, I won't hold my breath.

about when was the last time you had drinks in a group that included gay men.  You're a homophobe, and they your only comeback is to say I am, too.  WEAK!!!    I learned a long time ago that homophobes react a certain way when you say they are gay.  You and all of the guys on this list reacted the same way.  They are all guys who troll me, and exposing their homophobia is one of the tools in my Anti-troll Kit.  Try to get out of this one.  All of your post-pulling will not save you.  

 
BTW, the word "tranny" is NOT a pejorative, except to homophobes trying to pass themselves off as politically correct.  It appears in almost every post on the Transexual board by the trannies and tranny-customers.  It's just a slang word, like "hooker."  If you weren't a homophobe, you would know this.  

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Can  you show me some links to prove that calling me "gay" gets under my skin?  Can you show me any proof that I'm a homophobe?  Of course not - as usual you simply made it up.  I showed you your own posts proving that you're a homophobe and a TS basher; show me my posts proving I'm a homophobe.

 
You claim that "the word 'tranny' is NOT a pejorative.  Why, where's your PROOF??  Here's my proof that "tranny" IS a pejorative - it's from Wikipedia, your source authority:  
"Tranny is an offensive and derogatory slur for a transgender individual."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tranny

 
You only have to read the FIRST line of the Wikipedia page.  That's about the limit of your attention span anyway.  Who should we believe, Wikipedia or YOU, with your posting history?

 
You also said that the word 'tranny' "appears in almost every post on the Transexual board by the trannies and tranny-customers."  Really????  Do you follow the TS board that closely??  BTW, today is the TWENTY-FIRST ANNIVERSARY of the establishment of the TS board.  It was one of the first discussion boards on TER.

 
There have been 114,000 posts on the TS board since its inception.  There have been 1085 posts that mentioned the word "tranny."  The word "tranny" has been mentioned in LESS THAN ONE PERCENT OF ALL POSTS on the TS board.
Do you consider LESS THAN ONE PERCENT to be the same as "ALMOST EVERY POST" as you claim?  Are you going to say that LESS THAN ONE PERCENT" is merely 'poetic license" on your part?  Are you going to claim that "ALMOST EVERY POST" is merely a slight exaggeration of LESS THAN ONE PERCENT of all posts?

 
Seriously, CDL, what is wrong with you?

defend your own homophobia, you deflect into other things as your posts get longer and longer, crossing over into TLTR territory.  Mad them shorter and I will read them, but shit like this is just you going off into the weeds.  I looked up 1085 posts and "tranny" was used in every one of them ON the tranny board.   You can't answer my question about having gay friends that you socialize with because you don't have any.  That's on you.  Tranny is still not a pejorative when I use it, and my friends know it.  If you don't want to accept that you are the only homophobe on this board, just keep deflecting and maybe nobody will notice.  It does make perfect sense that you are now white-knighting trannies, given your current physical condition.

...defend your own homophobia, you deflect into other things such as who socializes with gay friends.  That's BS - neither you nor I can prove it.  The PROOF is in your posts which I posted that demonstrate over and over that you are a homophobe and bigoted against the TS community.  You say: "I know you are a homophobe and it gets under your skin," yet you show nary a post as evidence that I am a homophobe.  Your lack of proof to back up your claim proves that you are a prevaricator (as if more proof is needed that all of your allegations are fabricated).

 
See CDL.  See CDL run.  Run CDL, run!!

You saId "dozens" and you came up with a dozen and a half. That's not "dozens." End of discussion. And adding that you're "confident" if you looked back further there "would be even more" is just wishful thinking.
I'm amazed it took you so many days to come up with this inadequate retort and also at the amount of time you must have taken to find a dozen and a half.
You should be embarrassed.

That usually follows the naming of a new Ms.TER.  Isn't it petty when we get the "Why Her?, "What did she do to deserve this" type of post..it's just being a small person. Don't over think this board, let it ride.
Look, she has quite a few of good reviews, she's what this site is all about. Boo fucking hoo she doesn't chew the fat in the boards. God why would she risk the wrath of the board bullies....
So I guess the main criteria is, don't be a rip off, provide a good service, and look fucking hot....And how many ladies are really active here??

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As for Lisa she is one of the hottest Miss TER in recent times. As for your stats even in Fla. compare the posts to adds on the two boards. Do the same in other cities and posts are add boards not the regionals. Have not seen her and no real complaint on the choice other then to me “engaging “ means just that not posting pictures and adds. Will agree those engaging are few and far between but definitely see a couple others out there more deserving using the criteria as posted by admin.
Will end with congratulations Lisa .

Several other posters in this thread said they are unaware of said criteria.
Thank you.
2022 ≠ 28

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Think this is one place mentioned
On 4/20/2020 On the reviewers board is a list of criteria for Miss TER  
Had posted but then realized was breaking a rule
Suggest TER post the criteria  used on this board for all to see

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Accuse her of being self promoting...But anyways, ladies really don't participate in the boards like before so the picking pool is shrinking. Someone has to be Ms TER..so why not her?
But whatever the criteria is or isn't doesn't mean caca to me

The picking pool may be shrinking for providers who engage on the boards, but it's not empty.  Still no answer to what this lady did to leapfrog over all of the others who are here regularly.   If board participation not a requirement, then it should be, and then more ladies would be on the boards.  

I’ve always wanted to be Ms TER, but I don’t see how one is chosen. I participate & post on the photo on board. I try to be an active member. I pay for VIP. I’ve been a member for a longtime. I used to attend M&G parties back in the day.

I was making.  There are many ladies who engage with the members on the discussion boards who have not been honored as Ms. TER yet.  There are even several ladies who got VPN and continued to post on the discussion boards while TER was dark for 20 months in the US.  Their presence was welcome and helped a small group of members keep the site alive until TER came back online in the US.  It was always available through VPN and there were virtually no trolls during that time.  To my knowledge, none of those ladies have been Ms. TER yet.  Some members here, like BigP, who does not really see providers anymore, doesn't get it.  He just likes to argue about anything small and petty.  

I would think if anyone should be a Miss TER it would be QueenBia.  She deserves it.

some others as well.  These are the kinds of providers engaging on this board that encourages mongers to participate.  If you try to have a conversation one-on-one with a provider through emails, you are dismissed as a time-waster, but here, the ladies are generous in sharing their thoughts on the biz with us because they have a wider audience than doing it one-on-one.  We know what our own opinions are, but it's always good to hear a provider's POV when it comes to topics found on this board.  It shows new members that the ladies are part of the community and just regular people, like them.   If regular board participation were a requirement for Ms. TER, more ladies would be incentivized to participate here, which is also not going to hurt their business any unless they PUI.  

worried102 reads

Wasn't there chatter about a guy and gal being a duo Ms. TER or something?  Guzman is hot.  Lighten up Francis.  

were Mr. and Ms. TER recently, but they are well known and have posted on many boards for years, which is what I'm suggesting as a criteria.  I never said Guzman was not hot.  All I said is how did she get picked over the ladies that are more active on TER?  Are you saying hotness should be the ONLY criteria?  I think encouraging more providers to post and engage on the boards would be a good thing.  Wouldn't you like to be able to read some of her thoughts on the boards as part of your vetting process to see if she is a good match for you if you are thinking about seeing her? There are many ladies that I would have never considered seeing based only on their photos that I booked after getting to know them a little on the discussion boards.  Would you prefer to just pick a playmate based on photos alone?

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You seem to insinuate that she was NOT qualified for the position that others were better.  I disagree.  She is beautiful and well deserving of the title.  Go Bully someone else.  Just because someone incessantly posts nonsense, doesn't make him/her a hero, but in some cases, a zero.  Leave her alone.  

she's not "qualified."  Your post suggests that beauty is the only qualification.  If that is true, then I agree she would be qualified.  It just seems that past Ms. TER's have been more engaged with the membership on the boards.  This lady's posts were to say which town she was working in.   I'm not bullying anyone, just raising a question about what the requirements are, a question which no one seems to know the answer to, so no need to get your panties in a bunch.  With respect to the ladies who post here who would aspire to be Ms. TER, don't you agree it would be helpful to THEM to know what the requirements are?  If they are just drawing names of beautiful providers out of a hat, they should say so, so that others won't needlessly get their hopes up that there is something affirmatively that they can do to gain consideration.

I have attempted in the past to schedule via email w Lisa, but our schedules never seemed to match.  In essence, it all amounted to a waste of time for her.  Nevertheless, Lisa has always corresponded promptly and graciously.  I feel this says a lot about her and perhaps enhances her ratings and status.

Well, I had an appointment with Lisa, a confirmed appointment at a particular location in the DC area (Tyson's).

 
As instructed, the day before I texted her to confirm and get the hotel info. She responded with a hotel that was not where I had scheduled the appointment - it was in downtown DC. I thought we had a language barrier so I reached out to her assistant by email and the assistant confirmed that Tyson's was the correct location.

 
So I reached out to Lisa by text again and reminded her that she had an appointment with me in Tyson's the next day and NOT downtown DC. She said she had a "late job" and that required her to stay late in DC but she "promised" that she would check into the Tyson's hotel "tonight" and would see me in the morning.

 
I texted her in the morning about 30 minutes before I needed to leave my house and she told me she had never left DC and would not be in Tyson's. WTF??

 
How TF does an assistant not know what's going on with hotels and how does a provider just blow off a scheduled appointment AND an entire location?

 
I politely emailed the assistant and asked for an explanation so I could be assured that it wouldn't happen again. NO ANSWER.

 
On Lisa's next trip to the area I did not hear from her, but the following trip she texted me all sweet and nice and wanted to know if I'd like to see her. I told her that after the first time I couldn't take a chance. Only then did she offer me a discount. I told her that I had limited opportunities to see providers and I considered her too unreliable to waste my time on.  I'll never attempt to see her again.  I have no use for women like that. What a huge waste of time.

DMVDude82 reads

Yeah she did something similar to me.  Had scheduled to meet her as I was visiting Miami.  A couple of days before she gave me the address of an apartment not too far from the city.  The day before I reached out to confirm and she wanted to see if she could come to me.  I made some stuff happen and got back in touch with her and advised ok.  Then she reached out to me later in the day saying that she was able to secure another place downtown and confirmed our appointment the next morning.   She gave me the new address and also what she claims to be her personal cell.  The morning of the appointment I send her a text to let her know I was on my way.  I get to the building and texted I was downstairs.  Nothing!  I sent a couple of more texts to both numbers and called and finally gave up after an hour.  No response or anything since and that was a week ago.

I was wondering if somebody got a hold of her phone and gave me a fake personal number.  So I reach out to her assistant via email the next day.  Gave her the story and she advised she would reach out to Lisa and let me know what happened.  Nothing since then!

Wasted a couple of hours of my time and Uber money.  Worse thing is there was another provider in the area I met with before who was great but been wanting to meet Lisa for some time.  Oh well.

I have limited opportunities to visit ladies, and Lisa wasted my time and an opportunity that I could have used to see someone else.

 
Based on what I read about her I would have seen her every time she visited. Now I would never see her. I will not reward that type of behavior. I'm sure she's too busy to care though.

None of us really know the requirements or criteria admin uses to pick a lady to be named MS TER.

 
 We all guess and speculate as to how a lady is chosen to be MS TER but admin, to the best of my recollection, has never posted the process of choosing MS TER.

One gal told me that it had a lot of requirements (this was a several years ago), and she dropped the attempt part way through. You apparently have to apply and disclose a lot, and she didn't want to do that. She doesn't provide that much, and she has enough business as it is, without being Ms. TER.

I agree that consistency in standards seems to be dropping.

She post on the Photo Board all the time.
They asked her about her "bucket List".
If they asked me that question, I'd say Lisa Guzman. Beautiful, hot lady.

Congratulation Lisa!

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