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Who is the right girl for Mr Schitt?
Alborada_Dell_Gracioso 1059 reads
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Jack obviously has issues. Some think he needs to be laid. Others think he can't. Let's find someone that would make it at least a fair fight. My nominee is pictured below. She's not too fat and has no know fee for her company so maybe she is free?

Just a thought ;-)

it wouldn't be a fair fight? i mean a plastic doll is incapable of giving informed consent......

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followme54 reads

You may be on to something here.

Maybe he is gay, prehaps a gay whore boy and his distain for women is due to the fact that in his fucked up mind he thinks the ladies are taking business away from him.


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Jack_Schitt136 reads

pissy about everything i say. the whore in that picture is my standing reservation for oct.31.

followme58 reads

Intelligent enough to realize that everyone is making fun of you not having fun with you.
And
All are laughing at you not with you.


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I would guess he mostly sees Pretty Young Things ... and pays them whatever they ask! :-)

nawwww......

I am disinclined to pee in his corn flakes by giving to much away. ;-)

HalfHour79 reads

of a multi-hour with JS and literbike, from both of the participants

:)

HalfHour

but somehow I think we'd have to pay them both for it to happen....



Sounds to me like a Pay-Per-View event at the MGM Grand Garden Arena.

I want ringside seats!

I had the same idea, but was too polite to bring it up.  Perhaps a death cage match?  My money is on Literbike, even with the heavy odds I'll have to give.  I suspect, however, we'll have to pay Literbike twice her normal rate (and then fumigate her in call) even though I think it would last about 30 seconds.  If anyone can figure out a way to do it anonymously, I'll chip in.  Jack certainly would use refusal to pay as an excuse not to get in the ring.  The only question is whether she would crush him sexually, or otherwise.

He'd just keep handing literbike $100 bills until she conceded.

Posted By: johngaltnh
He'd just keep handing literbike $100 bills until she conceded.
I have trouble believing that any amount of money would make Literbike swallow her pride enough to concede to Jack.  Besides, I have a feeling she has the edge in the physical force department.

To paraphrase an old TV quote:  "I wouldn't want to see her angry!"

LOL!

It's a tough question though; because she states repeatedly that she is in it exclusively for the money ... that implies that enough $100 bills could buy her off.

On the other hand, she does seem very strong and forceful. At 53, she is likely physically strong.

BUt I gotta agree with you. PHYSICALLY, I'm quite certain she could kick Jack's ass.

But could she give him an orgasm with her regular offerings? Of that I am not certain. Even with guys a certain amount of the sex game is mental, and for her to establish the right psychological environment with Jack would be a serious task.

It's an alias, which could mean he a disgruntled hobbyist, a punk out there pulling our chains, or, most likely, a seasoned hobbyist who is looking to, and enjoys causing, trainwrecks here on the board.  Either way, take his posts with several grains of salt...

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