I'm touring New York City, and so far have had a date each day.  The question is which is gramatically correct?

Am I having a...

GREAT FUCKING TIME!!!

or a

FUCKING GREAT TIME!!!

???

I've a number of bar bets riding on this...

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Whichever one you choose, someone is going to correct you, so to be safe just so with:

FUCKING GREAT FUCKING TIME!!!

That is absolutely correct with the f word modifying both the adjective "great" and the noun "time." Both need this particular modifier in this case. After all the time was not near great and it was not spent horse back riding (at least not on a horse.)

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...you really are having a tough time with English!

The proper usage is either (pronounced eye-ther):

Great intercoursing time!!!  or

Intercoursing great time!!!

Signed,
Mr. LP

"Oh, intercourse the Penguin"
Monty Python circa 1970.

Spelling isn't your long suit, either.  By the way, if it is "grammatical, it must be correct--hence, the term "grammatically correct" belongs in the Department of Redundancy Department.

I repeat. Would you repeat that, please?

Honestly, the grammar mistakes on TER drive me nuts.  

ie - I am board.  please be discrete.

many more that I can't think of ...

Chime in if you remember one.

xo Lisa

It wasn't exactly mistaken grammar, but the omission of a single word that got one of my favorite cousins into great trouble.  Literally. He pled guilty rather than NOT guilty and ended up with 4 years in prison for falsifying drug testing data submitted to the FDA.One little word.

Eye dew knot know which is witch sew aye wood have two say  jest PHUCK IT.


Tank youz
XLIII = 4

If you are asking a question, then place a question mark at the end. Some use slang and use both if they are screaming with an orgasm, while asking a question.

Hugs,
Ciara

The punctuational error got right past me. Had I picked up on it, I surely would have corrected him.

Is this correct???!!!

"Having a great time fucking!"

is "your" vs "you're"

and "write" vs "right" to a lesser extent.

BTW, I only failed English once... well... maybe twice...

Truth be told... I dropped out of Freshman english class, as I had a really bad personality conflict with the teacher, and then took it again my Senior year to fulfill graduation requirements.

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and got a hearty laugh and a free drink... but then...

in a heavy Irish accent, they came back at me with...

"If your Fucking dick isn't so Fucking sore, that it feels like it's going to Fucking fall off... what the Fuck are you doing in here, instead of out Fucking another *****?"

I'm not so sure I like NYC Irish Fucking Bars so much anymore.

Correction...

I'm not so sure I like Fucking NYC Irish Fucking Bars so much anymore.

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...NYC Irish INTERCOURSING Bars!!!

Fuck, my job will never be done with...

Mr. LP

It depends on what you're trying to say--if your "fucking time" is great, which specifies your, well, fucking time, then the first one. If it's your time in general, then the second. ("Fucking" amplifies great here, which modifies time.) It sounds like both meanings could apply here, so your arrangement needs to be precise.

Irregardless is not a word.

Lose instead of loose.

there instead of their

They're aur moore butte eye should stop...

I am so with you on "your" vs "you're".

There is no such word as proportional, the word is proportionate.

That's what I love about listening to someone who is smarter than I am.

I do think that the number of complaints is proportionately proportional to the number of mistakes.


Thank You
XLIII = 4

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Terrific bit on our favorite word's amazing versatility. Enjoy.

Drinks are on the Fuckin House!

I admire that in a person. You can always tell an irishman....but you can't tell him much!

below is the answer, it is a noun, verb, adjective or adverb & even more....& if they don't pay up...fuck the fucking fuckers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCcCzj_yRtk#

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Fuckin A to that!  

You can say anything you want, you Fuckin Yanks, 'cause we Fuckin Irish don't give a Fuckin crap!!!

Case in point, look at who you elected your Fuckin President last go round... and your Fuckin choices ain't no Fuckin better this go round!

One of the true black Irish.

but a 4 year old whisky will surely make you Fuckin puke all night long, which is why we don't bottle 'em and send 'em over to ya Yanks that young.

If you gonna drink that Fuckin crap, suggest you water it down a lot, maybe 700 or 900 billion parts of water to one part Irish Fuckin whiskey to make it palatabale for you Yanks.

Mother Mary & Jesus be with you, cause we all think you need all the Fuckin help you can get with this mess you've got now.

God Bless