IT'S NOT LIKE THEY ORDERED AN ANCHOVY TOPPING OR SOMETHING. . . . The magazine CACJ Forum, published by California Attorneys for Criminal Justice in L.A., reprinted a telephone conversation that occurred several hours after theFBI raided a psychiatric hospital under investigation for medical insurance fraud. An FBI agent phoned a pizza parlor and ordered 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda. Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent? FBI Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is. Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital? FBI Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have them locked. You will have to go around to the back  to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas. Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents? FBI Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here? Pizza Man: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent? FBI Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving. Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of them?FBI Agent: I have my checkbook right here. Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?FBI Agent: That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.Pizza Man: I don't think so (click).

that * you want us to boycott pizza.* you are an FBI agent* you wish you had been able to switch from oats to anchovies, but cant seem to get pizza delivered to you* You and I play "Kinky Nurse" and you are the Nurse (with depends in tow for needy patients.  Good thing you don't use baby wipes...whew!)One question Lustman, would you like me to also wear the depends while I wait for you to retrieve the vicious alfalfa sprout still lashing about in my throat? What about the pulleys and chains and rope and whistles, and when you bring those along would you also arrive armed with a backup box of Depends?;->ff--modified by feliciafoxx at Sun, Apr 29, 2001, 00:34:24

FF,He's not an FBI agent.  He's a cop.And that fantasy has Springer written all over it.  You sure he's not wearing a bonnet and sucking a bottle? FF, new market niche for us, feeding, changing, nuturing.  $500 an hour.luv and kisses,HB

keep my big mouth shut!I think my sanity is now in question.If it ever existed at all.Can I have my medication please?Your new title: Felicia Foxx Night Enema Nurse!

Then futilely attempt to eloquently and graciously defend my secret fetish to wearing depends by making a joke, only to be cruelly given a name befitting the Title of a Horror Movie (Felicia Foxx Night Enema Nurse).  As far as your sanity, I think we all know that you have too much mind on your hands, although that is not a bad thing when you consider, as G2 states, that people go pee in their pants reading your jokes....  So once again, Dear Lustman, what are you doing up at this hour anyway ... making oatmeal?  As for me, I am here with Nurse Felicia and her medical books reading up on tubing.;->>ff

Then futilely attempt to eloquently and graciously defend my secret fetish to wearing depends by making a joke, only to be cruelly given a name befitting the Title of a Horror Movie (Felicia Foxx Night Enema Nurse). As far as your sanity, I think we all know that you have too much mind on your hands, although that is not a bad thing when you consider, as G2 states, that people go pee in their pants reading your jokes.... So once again, Dear Lustman, what are you doing up at this hour anyway ... making oatmeal? May I please have a bowl of such to dump over my head while I writhe with shame and remorse, in sackcloth?As for me, I am here with Nurse Felicia and her medical books reading up on the usage and implementation of medical tubing.;->>ff --modified by feliciafoxx at Sun, Apr 29, 2001, 01:14:46

as I was about to click out of my browser and log off the network while I am away at a tax seminar today I had a fleeting image of Felicia Foxx dressed up in a Classic Star Trek uniform.Remember that hottie Yeoman Rand?She was blonde and wore the typical short skirt uniform?Now at to that Felicia's 10" CFM high heels and aint thata sight for sore eyes?I will be smiling all through the seminar...best I take atape recorder!LM

but maybe you could use e-mail, private messages, a phone?  Somehow this is just a bit weird.--modified by 2K1 at Sun, Apr 29, 2001, 16:37:32--modified by 2K1 at Sun, Apr 29, 2001, 16:46:45

You only see what we post in public, we probably have an equal number ofprivate exchanges, but who is counting!

or you could go as one of the Dur'as sisters. (without the horseshoe crab head)

Hahahaha!  that is what i so love about sci-fi! crabhead...hehehe!   Neverwuz, email me w/name of show, et al.   what about the spiderlady on farscape who tortures critters in the aurora chair?  outrageous antennae!! Red eyeballs! a voice dripping with honey to die for! Yikes!neverwuz, can you help me find these costumes or pics thereof for a costume?  felicia wants to do scifi halloween this year!!!xoxoff