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DrunkAsianBastard 235 reads
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I know  which end it goes when the bottle has content, But afterwards..... ?
Lmfao

PittPanther3805 reads

It's all over the news the last couple of weeks. Rich and powerful men clumsily forcing themselves onto hotel maids. But rape is NOT what I mean...

Nor do I mean "accidentally" finding yourself nude in front of the maid, thinking she will be overcome with lust. This is Penthouse Forum fantasy crap. 100% of maids in that situation will run out of the room screaming (or laughing).

I mean a straight-up proposition - "Hey would you like to come to my room later and make some money with a massage..." Anyone ever tried this approach?

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aFrankDiscussion403 reads

As we know innocent until proven guilty. Until things are tried in the courts we won't know what the truth is with the two banker guys arrested in NYC.

I try to make sure I leave the room when the maid comes by. Sometimes after a round with a escort or lady friend the room has not been cleaned up from the previous day. A few months ago the maid knocked on the door and the escort went under the sheets. The maid got a good laugh when the door opened and she gave new towels.

One time a very attractive African immigrant came to clean my room. She was like a 9 in looks. She was nervous and I was nervous. I kept my cool to stay out of trouble.

I also lock up or take my sex toys with me. Best to hire an escort or jackoff.

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GaGambler774 reads

but honestly can't remember the last time I saw a maid worth hitting on.

The same thing goes for flight attendents, once they stopped being stewardessess it seems like there isn't one in a hundred worth doing. There are the ocassional hott ones, but they are few and far between, but certainly not as rare as a hott hotel maid.

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mylindseylove552 reads

In response to the flight attendent comment. I was actually just thinking about that the other day, why is there not an airline that caters to business men(or girls like me that would love it too!!)... but an airline that has very attractive stewardesses that are flirty... Wear short skirts... Maybe drop the pretzles lol Ooooh or is there something like this out there like this that I have just have not heard about?! ;)

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little phil472 reads

Flying on "smiliners" with those hotties was always a good time.  Anybody remember the "catch our smile over North Park" saying?  Those that do will probably cringe.  I'm about to board a flight in a few where the plane is so small that you can't stand up straight inside.  I'm just guessing that the flight attendant won't get me hot.  Perhaps bothered, but not likely hot & bothered.

There was a cute little lady working at the front desk the other night, but that's another story completely.

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MP67401 reads

Not that way, YOU!  But I remember there was this HOT lady on Southwest that pounded me with free drinks. Got off and I was feeling no pain. Wasn't when I went to see you-know-who because there was this guy I met in the ABQ airport who got shitty with me before we got on the plane, during the flight, and dropped me off where I met said lady, so it was before that.

I don't know, I'm drinkin'. Damn, she was goodlooking, though. Vodka after vodka with cranberry for color. Hour and half flight I had to have had 8 shots easy.

If I remember correctly, I asked her about the mile high deal. She didn't slap the shit out of me, so I'm guessing she was flattered... ;)

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GaGambler439 reads

it didn't last long, but from what I understand they made an effort to hire only hotties and had them wear uniforms similar, if not identical to those worn by their groundbased waitresses.

Alas they were short live from 2003-06 or somewhere thereabouts.

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DGL17294 reads

see link...

Related Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooters_Air

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dontknowanymore261 reads

I can't say they were overtly sexual per se...but VAustralia (Virgin Air) has some pretty attractive flight attendants of both the female and male variety.

I enjoyed watching one particular flight attendant on my 14 hr flight from LA to Sydney.  She was a bit taller, probably 5 8 or 5 9...blonde hair smartly pulled up into a bun about 3/4 high (not on top, not on the back).  She had one strand of hair outside the bun that was sort of twisted and wrapped and pinned in place to augment the look. He skin was tanned and looked very soft :).  The VAustralia uniform for the females is a form fitting calf-length khaki skirt and a similarly fitted white blouse with elbow length sleeves.  It looked as though it were tailored just for her.  She filled it out in all the right spots but was not "buxom" by any means.  

But, even though her appearance spoke to the care she took in preparing for her work...what really got me...was just...well...

"her"


There was just something in her smile...her walk (starting to sound like a Billy Joel song now)...her general mannerisms...or should I say..."womannerisms".  

She was sexy!

Anyway...fly VAustralia next time you head down under...you'll see what I mean :)

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MP67382 reads

But the ladies I see changing linens and shit at the hotels I go to? Fuck! I might as well hit on the women that work at the plant at my place of employment. Save a hell lot of time, money, and energy getting MY drunk ass on a plane to a hotel where Consuela's sister is working in LV!

Don't get me wrong. They're nice ladies, y todo. Pero, when I say 'Hola! Como estas?' and they come back with 'Aye, papi!' I come back with, 'Bueno. Necesito mas vasos para mi amigos, por favor.'.... ;)

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DrunkAsianBastard258 reads

bueno, neccesita mas puta para mi amigos... Lol

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GaGambler183 reads

and certainly not "para mi amigos"  maybe "para mi amigas" but I don't have many of my amigos in my room. lol

besides I always pictured you as a "drink it straight out of the bottle kind of guy" lmao

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MP67266 reads

And don't tell anybody, but yeah, I do slam it straight from the bottle on occasion... ;)

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DrunkAsianBastard236 reads

I know  which end it goes when the bottle has content, But afterwards..... ?
Lmfao

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Bostonguy57266 reads

Never seen a maid worth hitting on either but I had a favorite escort for a short time who was, and still is, a flight attendant.  Unfortunately she left escorting far to early...but I have lot's of good memories!

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certituder246 reads

I agree. Hotel maids and flight attendant are horrible on the average. Barney says pharmrep is the next field for hot woman to work for (this is an HIMYM reference)
Maybe I should hit my pharm rep next time. Lose my license and maybe more :)

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little phil275 reads

I know a former flight attendant that's downright stunning.  Hmmm, now I'm wondering if that's why she left.  Probably too good looking for the job, lol.

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DirtyDaego579 reads

Spent a few years doing hotel renovations. Must be something about a guy in a toolbelt. Great stories.

To go any further would make me like MP, johngalt, or others who have the need to turn every and any post into stories about themselves.

So I'll just answer the original question posed...and leave it at that. ;)

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Rocket203418 reads

Ive wanted to, but the risk of getting thrown out of the Hotel stops me every time.

I will say their are two Mexican Chicas id like to bang at the Hotel i usually stay at. They are some of the sexiest maids you'd ever wanna see!!!

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PittPanther455 reads

Posted By: Rocket203
Ive wanted to, but the risk of getting thrown out of the Hotel stops me every time.  
Why would you expect to get thrown out, due to a proposition? I'm not talking about touching the maid without her permission, or any other kind of physical assault.

You can't tell me that given how little a maid is paid, and how hard their job is, that there aren't some that would think long and hard about the chance to earn some relatively easy extra cash?

And if they're not interested, wouldn't they just say no and walk away?

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Rocket203318 reads

As to how to proposition a maid. Maybe writing a book "How to Proposition a Hotel Maid" im sure it would become a best seller.

You ask Why would you expect to get thrown out, due to a proposition? Easy suppose she's not into P4P? She tells her manger, hey customer in room #228 just propositioned me for sex, what do you think is going to happen?

I welcome your advice. Thanks in advance

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little phil373 reads

I'll skip the details, except to say that the hotel moved his stuff to the county jail.  I suppose that it's in methods used, lol.

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GaGambler332 reads

The only thing stopping me is the lack of good looking hotel maids, I guarantee you I'd give it a shot if I ever found a maid hott enough.

That might be my mission for the rest of the year, "find a hott hotel maid and fuck her" roflmfao. Hey what can I say, I am easily amused

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johngaltnh265 reads

I wonder what God-like quality a man must have that it overwhelms a woman's judgment so thoroughly that she would risk her very livelihood to stand naked before him?

Alas, I sadly lack DirtyDiego's Adonis-like beauty and God-like allure, so hotel maids have never showed up naked in my room at random either. Ah, if only I were so desirable!

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dantananot236 reads

it's dirtyDAEGO, not diego.  The difference is Italian to Spanish.  Get your slurs right, sir!  the dirt is different in Italy, you can taste it in the wine...

Posted By: johngaltnh
I wonder what God-like quality a man must have that it overwhelms a woman's judgment so thoroughly that she would risk her very livelihood to stand naked before him?

Alas, I sadly lack DirtyDiego's Adonis-like beauty and God-like allure, so hotel maids have never showed up naked in my room at random either. Ah, if only I were so desirable!

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johngaltnh188 reads

I'm sure without that correction nobody would know who had been referenced, lol.

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DominiqueStraussKahn463 reads

I know all I can order is outcall.

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TallTannedHandsome541 reads

"I mean a straight-up proposition - "Hey would you like to come to my room later and make some money with a massage..." Anyone ever tried this approach?"

 Numerous times at various Ski resorts, I've noticed a young gorgeous Hotel maid from Eastern Europe or South America who struck my fancy.
I've asked many of them if they would like to meet for drinks or dinner that evening.
I always have the attitude, if I don't try, I won't get what I want.
So far none of them have accepted my offers.
I Haven't tried the direct money approach.

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PittPanther391 reads

Posted By: TallTannedHandsome
Numerous times at various Ski resorts, I've noticed a young gorgeous Hotel maid from Eastern Europe or South America who struck my fancy.
I've asked many of them if they would like to meet for drinks or dinner that evening.
I always have the attitude, if I don't try, I won't get what I want.
So far none of them have accepted my offers.
I Haven't tried the direct money approach.
I think you answered your own question - young, gorgeous, at a ski resort. These girls are getting hit on ALL THE TIME. Why would they say yes to you as opposed to the other 10 hotel guests who hit on them that morning, when they could instead hang out with the buff ski instructors?

I'm talking about a business transaction, not a relationship (no matter how fleeting). I don't want to hit on the maid and ask her out - I would have a better chance in the hotel bar. Instead I want to get the maid to think about an exchange of services for money.

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