Write Review
2,077,936 Total Reviews 3,705 New Reviews
9,626 Users Online

TER General Board

Which airline are you flying?
random133 117 Reviews 2491 reads
posted

In the last year, I've flown every major US carrier and a few internationals.  In the US, as layoffs continue, average age of attendants is rising and looks are going off a cliff.  Not to mention the attitudes that have gone from bad to worse as they've gotten more overworked.  At Jet Blue, one of a few US airlines still making money, there are occasional lookers but no one I would spend too much effort on.  On the internationals, let's just say I'd rather nap.  Frankly, the last really hot flight attendant I saw was in the movie Catch Me If You Can.  Overall, if I had the urge in flight I think I'd go to the bathroom and think about my last visit with a provider while taking matters into my own hands.

netmichelle3540 reads

Uh, miss.

I uh, was hoping you could initiate me into the mile high club? What's that? Did I want something to drink? Ummm, is DATY on the menu? I'll take the fruit, it might become useful...ooo! Fasten my seat belt! Its going to be a bumpy ride!

I dropped my twenty in my cleavage, can you fish it out?

(*)(*)

ReplyQuoteReport
Turkana2989 reads

attendants would come down the aisle:

"Good morning.  Would you like TWA coffee, TWA milk or TWA Tea?"

ReplyQuoteReport
exslac3314 reads

ReplyQuoteReport
GLisHJ4594 reads

TV ads "Hi, I'm Cindy, fly me!"  (inserting whatever their name was in place of Cindy).

ReplyQuoteReport
not2long2893 reads

Got tales of NYC for us all?

Do tell....

I just gotta see those dreads too.  I hear that they just complete the package to a F'ing tee.

You so rock!

ReplyQuoteReport
netmichelle4219 reads

Nothing like warm squishy sand between the toes. Ahhhh!  

I can't say anything other than I had a really good time. (Wink-wink) You will just have to wait for the reviews. :)~

You know me N2L, I am like a swiss bank with info. regarding my paramours.

I can tell you I ordered a muslim meal on American Airlines. (I have such a warped sense of humor.) It was actually very tasty, and looked better than the mystery meat on the other trays.

ReplyQuoteReport
MichaelCA2230 reads

I must be taking the wrong airlines. Most of the flight attendants I have met recently seem to be collecting social security checks. The only flight attendants that are under 60 are male. They may be cute but they are not mt style.

ReplyQuoteReport
exslac2877 reads

"The Proud Bird with The Golden Tail". Yessirree Bob. Seems like
all the stews on those flights were Asian.

ReplyQuoteReport
random1332492 reads

In the last year, I've flown every major US carrier and a few internationals.  In the US, as layoffs continue, average age of attendants is rising and looks are going off a cliff.  Not to mention the attitudes that have gone from bad to worse as they've gotten more overworked.  At Jet Blue, one of a few US airlines still making money, there are occasional lookers but no one I would spend too much effort on.  On the internationals, let's just say I'd rather nap.  Frankly, the last really hot flight attendant I saw was in the movie Catch Me If You Can.  Overall, if I had the urge in flight I think I'd go to the bathroom and think about my last visit with a provider while taking matters into my own hands.

ReplyQuoteReport
Post Reply Back To Forum
Register Now!