I would bet we've all come across some reviews that are ....shall we say noteworthy...for one reason or another.  Maybe over the top descriptions...elegant prose...humor..etc.  I'll bet we have some very gifted fabulists on board.  

That review caused a stir on the other board.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=1772630

By far I must be one of the most difficult person to make cum. I can count in a hand how many clients have actually achieved this. Looking at my reviews I cum with everyone (nope I'm not one to fake, if I don't cum and you ask me I will tell you) and I find it hysterical.  

She told me that only 3 guys (also some women) have made her cum through DATY alone... but almost all her clients try it and many expect her to cum--since every review says she cums at least once. When she gets a client like that, she "cums" at least once, and maybe 2 or 3 times.     She doesn't want to disappoint them.  And if they insist that she squirts for them and she's not feeling it, she'll pee on them.  

I don't have VIP membership right now, so I can't find the link.  The review was of an off-the-wall provider who had an apartment full of birds, and who was herself making bird sounds. She was giving the guy a BJ, and a bird landed on her head. It was funny as hell.

I honestly read that review every so often, and it always brings a smile to my face.  I'm so glad and happy that it exists!

I guess you still can't seeit since you don't have VIP, but for those who do:

I laughed so hard he was so descriptive I could instantly picture the whole scenario.
What a mess of an appt that turned out to be.