Write Review
2,076,864 Total Reviews 3,679 New Reviews
8,637 Users Online

TER General Board

Where you come from explains why...
donziman99 15 Reviews 141 reads
posted

your sister and your aunt are the same person, and you don't know the difference between "their" and "they're"

BlueRidgeGuy1633 reads

i just came on this here site to take a peek round. do ya'll no what that fat chick to pretty chick ratio is here? Hahaha, its about 3-1. and ya'll give these fat chicks money to fuck you haha. ya'll are the dumbest sumbitches

where i cum from women suck n fuck when their told to


well theres no accountin for piss poor taste

ReplyQuoteReport
JB1982255 reads

Why don't you enlighten all us dumb sons-of-bitches where this heaven of beautiful women exist?

And, if you just joined the board, how in the fuck would you have ANY IDEA what the ratio is?  I've been lurking here a few years and I have NEVER met a woman off of this site that I didn't think was very attractive at the very least - now I do my research in advance and never TOFTT.

Anyway, on behalf of myself and all the other dumbest sons-of-bitches Welcome!!!

ReplyQuoteReport
BlueRidgeGay150 reads

a shitdick sumbitch who has one chromosome too many.

ReplyQuoteReport
SheepFucker254 reads

sheep fucker!  I bet you've never seen a naked woman before.

Baaaaaahhhh  Baaaaaahhhh

ReplyQuoteReport
Dammitalltohell167 reads

Why do people insist on feeding the God dam trolls?!?!?!?! Ignore them and they tend to just go away.

ReplyQuoteReport
GaGambler189 reads

Don't blame me for the dumb shit that passes as conversation around here. If it breaks no rules, I am forced to allow it. LP and I are the only ones forced to read every single insipid post that is made here. The rest of you are free to ignore the trolls and maybe, just maybe, they will get bored and go away.

I guess that's my way of saying I agree with you, but as long as people are going to respond to this dumb ass shit, some idiot or another is going to continue to post it.

ReplyQuoteReport
mistressjessica144 reads

I love you and that was very well said..................... Thank you..

ReplyQuoteReport
Dirty_Old_Man186 reads

What language it that anyway?

ReplyQuoteReport
BlueRidgeGay114 reads

whars my banjo?

ReplyQuoteReport
newb12127 reads

ReplyQuoteReport
mrfisher158 reads

Sumbitch = Son of a bitch

Here's some others:

Amonah = I'm going to..

Year = you hear?  (Also you here?)

Ose = Oldsmobile

Miss-hippy = Mississippi

Jew = Do you...

Get the picture?

ReplyQuoteReport
GaGambler191 reads

With the exception of sumbitch, which everyone from The South is probably calling you right now, you could not be more inaccurate with your "Southernisms"

I was thinking about moving your post to the Atlanta board, but I felt sorry for you. Even though you are completely wrong, I don't think your trangsgressions really deserve a public lynching. I think. lol

ReplyQuoteReport
BigPapasan136 reads

...knowledge of it or not. And he doesn't get discouraged when people point out he's wrong. He just keeps putting his ha'penny in (because his posts aren't even worth two cents).

ReplyQuoteReport
mrfisher152 reads

All found in this book with the exception of Miss-hippy (my favorite) for which I should credit  author Bill Bryson.

By the way, the book was given to me by my shrink (RIP) who hailed from the Texas Panhandle.

Related Link: The book is a fuckin riot

ReplyQuoteReport
BigPapasan133 reads

...gentleman; well, Southern at least, so he knows more about the subject than Bill Bryson who was born in Iowa, lived in England for 20 years and now lives in New Hampshire.

ReplyQuoteReport
MP67107 reads

Them all's don't know diddly-squat 'bout whut-tha-fuck there talkin' 'bout'...

You an' me buddy. Shake 'n' bake!

Get yur Yankee-ass back down hare 'n I'll have grammy make us up some ol' possum 'n' okra. Ma favorite, I'll tellya whut.

Maybe later, we'll go down the road, and I'll meetcha up with Mary Lou. REEEALLL fine lady, there! She has a thang for citydwellers like yurself! Treats 'em REEEALL fine, if you know whut I mean!

She does this thang with her tung! Omagawd! I thank you'll like her awful lots, seein' as how you like tha kinky shit!... ;)

ReplyQuoteReport
mrfisher124 reads

cause it looks lahk the south's gonna rise agin!

(Good think I know a few southern belles south of the Mason-Dixon.)

ReplyQuoteReport
MP67115 reads

cuncidrin some os thayr asses ar sum cum guzzlin sluts!

Shit! You seen Dale Jr. in his lass rase? Sumbitch can fuckin' drive, I'll tellya whut!

ReplyQuoteReport
ConfederateRailroad139 reads

That's Southern, not the BS that you come up with.

ReplyQuoteReport
MP67157 reads

Anything south of the middle of the country, for 3 thousand miles, is all game.

ReplyQuoteReport
natashalynne145 reads

I was on tour up north, and since I live in NC, he assumed that I have a pronounced southern accent (I do not.  I grew up in Florida. It's southern, but not really...).  

Although my accent is subtle, I still say things like "might should" or "yall two" which definitely makes clear that I do love my southern roots.

ReplyQuoteReport
kimosabe127 reads

Sumbitch stole my wallet.

ReplyQuoteReport
kimosabe131 reads

Correction

Sumbitch stole my wallet

ReplyQuoteReport
RayGx107 reads

Posted By: kimosabe
Correction

Sumbitch stole my wallet
***correction***

Sumbitch done stold my damn wallet.

ReplyQuoteReport
kimosabe126 reads

Hope I got it right or I may be the dumest sumbitch here.
No wise cracks please.  My self esteem is low!!

ReplyQuoteReport
donziman99105 reads

you add two or more bitches together

ReplyQuoteReport
donziman99142 reads

your sister and your aunt are the same person, and you don't know the difference between "their" and "they're"

ReplyQuoteReport
Post Reply Back To Forum
Register Now!