You and Turdy need to do brunch.  

Posted By: Ridgetucky

Making a long story short.  Some Indians (dots not feathers) have been trying to get my inlaws to put $$$ on a Greendot card for a scam car loan.  Blah, blah, blah.  
   
 And it occurred to me that's how you get a Provider to tour your city!!!!  The Greendot trick is much safer than sending money via Paypal or anything else.  
   
 Read closely--  
   
 RT (or someone else with enough disposable $$$ and a raging hard-on) puts $1,000 (or whatever) on a Greendot card.  Calls the Provider with the Greendot ##.  She withdraws the cash.  Following me so far?  
   
 That is the deposit to get her tour (insert city here).  For every guy that actually keeps the appointment she deducts a certain amount from the deposit to be paid back to RT.  If enough Hobbyists book/keep appointment then RT (that lucky dog) receives back (the deposit minus his hobby fee).    
   
 Thus, the Provider wins either way.  If no one shows then she has $1,000 (or whatever) and she gets to fuck RT (lucky her).    
   
 If she books enough appointments she wins.  She makes $$$ risk free because of the deposit.  
   
 If the Provider does not make enough $$$ from other guys.  Then the Provider keeps the deposit and RT has to pay his fee (but she should fuck RT for FREE).  
   
 Wadda ya think?  (this is all based on Providers being honest - HOW HARD COULD THAT BE - SHITTING IN MY PANTS AS I PUT HONESTY AND PROVIDERS IN THE SAME SENTENCE - cracking myself up.)  
   
 P.S.  All you GED dropouts that pretend that you have degrees in Finance or some shit will without a doubt come on here and start knocking it.  But the genius in any higher level mathematics scenario is that simplicity is elegant  
   
 

Where do u come up with ....

With this stuff??? U have that much time on ur hands???  You should hobby more....  Lmfao.... Lol

W H A T  T H E  F U C K   ? ? ?

The Forest Waits

...I'll drag my white ass to Cleveland.

Don't you think many providers already do things like this? Most providers are more than willing to travel if a client is willing to cover her expenses upftont. Also most providers are well aware of greendot.

Sorry this was not one of your better troll posts.
And I'm still waiting to hear from Clubber.

-- Modified on 6/21/2014 2:24:34 PM

This is board is fucking great!!!!>>>>>>

I seriously love you guys and here is why.

This proves that the majority of Americans are DUMB ASS BATSHIT

We sit around on our fat asses eating ice cream and watching Orange is the New Fucking Black.  

Ask an American to do a simple math problem and they give you a "deer in the headlights look".  

But ask them who was tossed of the Bachelor and they fucking give you a dissertation single spaced for 50 pages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

If you read the post closely you will see that ALL of the financial risk is shouldered on RT (or another smart and handsome guy).  

The Provider HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO LOSE.  But everything to GAIN.

The other Hobbyist get increased variety at no cost.

The math is simple BUT you have to be able to FUCKING DO 2ND GRADE MATH TO GET.

Alas, this is why I get to go into work, drink coffee, then go out and explain high school level math financial concepts to dumb ass white guys that think they are smarter than me.    

But hey I ain't complaining.  Pay is OK and there is no heavy lifting - LMAO

Gotta Love the USA

RT Ou

Someone in Cincinnati might be able to teach you a good fun game, but this Greendot thing is nothing.